The Mysterious Newcomers
The Next Day
Mario was in his office when some one walked in...
"When do I show myself?" The stranger said with excitement
"Soon. Very soon" Mario said, his voice was very calm
"Good, 'cause I want everyone to know my name, and then I'll show them the true power of TEAMWORK!" The stranger yelled at the top of his lungs
Mario slapped the stranger across the face.
"NO, NO. Don't ever say that again! You hear?" Mario was angry at the extremely corny line.
"Sigh yes." The stranger hung his head
Meanwhile...
"So... what's your fighting style?" Lucario asked
"Well... I have some pretty slow attacks, but when I'm fighting I feel the urge to spam my Aether" Ike answered
"Aether? What's that?" Lucario so curiously asked
"one of my attacks." Ike answered calmly
"Oh alright... how do you spam it?" Lucario was confused
"I'm not entirely sure..." Ike said while rubbing his chin
It was about that time the two entered the mess hall where everyone was there, well except Mario.
Link was poking the slop on his plate, "Who cooked this?"
"I did!" Luigi yelled over the enormous amounts of talking.
"That explains it" Link muttered
"What was what?" Luigi was suddenly right beside Link.
"Gahh! Oh, nothing" Link answered
Lucas and Ness were looking a strange box that no one seemed to notice.
"Wh-what do you thinks inside it?" Lucas asked
"It's probably nothing, come on I have something to show you." Ness beckoned for Lucas to come over.
Ness dug into his backpack and pulled out the most delicious looking thing Lucas had ever seen.
"Wha-what is it?" Lucas asked, entranced
"It's a skip sandwich" Ness took a bite. "Mmmm, mmm!"
By this time Lucas' mouth was watering
"Don't worry I got you one to!" Ness handed Lucas a skip sandwich.
Red woke up. Everything was dizzy.
"Uhhgh ughh"
Red was wearing nothing but Poke ball boxers, his black hair oily. He looked up from his bed on the bottom bunk and grabbed his Poke gear off of a dresser
"12... P.M." he muttered to himself
He got up out of bed and found that the blinds were closed, he opened them.
"Gahh!" The light was unbearable for Red
Red went and took a shower. When he got his clothes on he saw a little book under Toon Link's pillow. He read the first page.
"Dear, Diary
Red stood up to link yesterday" Red had just remembered. "I thought it was pretty cool of him to stand up for what he believes in. It's kind of strange of me to be doing this but... I hope Red wins!"
Red felt a little better about himself, he decided to go down to lunch.
Mario had just walked into the mess hall and stood on another empty table.
"Ahem, everyone! Everyone!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up a Mario "I'd just like to intro-" Mario was suddenly hit with a blue ball, the ball uncurled itself and revealed itself to be...
"Sonic! You were supposed to come in when I introduced you! You twit!" Mario whispered into Sonics ear.
Sonic didn't hear "Hello everyone! Sonic's the name speed's my game!" Sonic dashed for the food immediately and grabbed a tray of green slop and took a bite.
"Bleech! Is that what you guys eat around here?" Sonic asked
"Err... yes." Olimar yelled
Sonic tried not to throw up.
"Well, anyway back to the ceremony. I have one more person to introduce" Mario pointed to the mysterious box "The next newcomer iiiiiis Snake!"
The box suddenly lifted open and Solid Snake popped out.
"Kept you waiting huh?" Snake said in his deep voice.
Snake, unlike Sonic walked patiently walked to get some food (if you can call it that). Then he sprinkled some kind of spice on it and took a bite.
"... It's good." Snake so calmly said
It's been a good three hours since that lunch, and Popo was walking with Nana down a hallway... until they ran into Sonic.
"Hello!" Sonic yelled "I hope I wasn't interrupting anything!"
"No, no we were just planning what college we were going to go to." Popo sarcastically said
"Good. 'Cause I wanted to make some new friends!" Sonic was incredibly cheerful
Oh God... Popo thought
Meanwhile...
Snake was on his communicator talking to Otacon.
"How are you faring at this estate?" Otacon said into the communicator
"Ehh... it's kind of boring around here," Snakes voice sounded impatient, "I'm going to check this place out"
"Ok then! I'll see you-" Otacon was hung up on
"Let's see what's going on around here" Snake said as he looked into a room
He slowly opened the door and-
"Gahh! Get out of here!" An angry Wario said, while wrapped in a towel
Snake quickly closed the door and headed off to the games room where Lucas and Ness were playing ping pong again, and Captain Falcon was watching TV.
"Come on, come on damn! He lost again!" The Captain yelled
"Hello there," Snake said.
"Oh, hello," Captain Falcon said, "Come, watch the race with me."
"Err... alright," Snake said as he sat down, "So what is this?"
"The F Zero grand prix, the most intense sport EVAR!" Captain Falcon yelled.
"Oh, alright... who's winning?" Snake asked.
"Well Black Shadow's in first and some rookie in second," Captain Falcon answered.
"Hmm... yep this is a great sport," Snake started. "But y'know what's more fun? Blowing things up!"
"Whadda ya mean?" Captain asked.
"This" Snake then pressed a button, an explosion was heard and Olimar flew up in the air.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Olimar screamed while being tossed up by the explosion.
Captain Falcon's eyes grew wide as he saw the explosion.
"Let's go!" The Captain yelled as he pulled Snake by his arm out the door.
It's dinner now and everyone is sitting at their respected tables. At the Star Fox table Wolf was reaching for a bread roll. Until Falco swiped his piece.
"Hey! What the hell!" Wolf yelled in Falco's face.
"Hands off my bread!" Falco sounded like that was automated.
Also at another table...
"So, you guys like bananas huh?" Red said to Donkey and Diddy.
"Yup!" They said in unison.
Pikachu was sitting across from Red. It wasn't long before it spotted the Poke balls on his belt, it pushed Red over in a desperate attempt to free them. Upon contact Red fell over having the balls fall, there was an extraordinary flash and a red lizard appeared.
"Char! Char!" Charizard said.
"Get outta here!" Pikachu said.
"What?" Charizard was confused.
"You're free!" Pikachu yelled.
"But... this guy's awesome! He feeds me fourteen times a day and I get to stay in that comfy ball thing" said the orange-ish lizard.
"Come back Charizard!" Red yelled as he drew his Pokémon into it's Poke ball.
Author's Notes
Kind of an abrupt ending, but I think I got the job done (even if it took a week or so). When Falco says "Hands off my bread!" That came from me actually thinking he said that 'till I realised he said "Hands off my prey!" So-yeah thats about it. Goodnight!