The Grand Battle
"God, I've been walking around this place for hours! I just can't seem to find my room!" Sonic said. "If I don't find someone soon I'm gonna-
"HIII!"
"Huh? What's-
"HIII!"
"Gah! What is that?!"
Sonic turned around to see some sort of giant bubblegum piece.
"HIII! HIII!"
"What are you?"
"HIII! H-
"STOP!"
The pink blob eyes started to cloud up.
"Oh! I'm- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
"WAAAHHHH!"
Sonic patted the blob of pinkness on the head. It seemed to like it.
"There, there. Now what's your name?"
"Kirby," The round pink thing muttered
"Hmm… Kirby huh? Well then Kirby do you know where my room is?" Sonic voice became very soft.
"Name?" Kirby eventually spoke.
"Huh? Oh! You want to know my name! Err… Sonic,"
"S-Sonic… Come!" Kirby pointed down the hall.
"Alright," Sonic walked very slowly so Kirby could keep up.
…
After few minutes of walking they came across a door that said SONIC in black bold letters on a golden plaque. When Sonic saw it he dug his forehead into his palm.
"Thank you Kirby. Where is your room?" Sonic said in a relived voice.
"Err… 3rd… floor!" Kirby had trouble speaking.
"Hmm… 3rd floor eh? Alright then, cya in the morning!"
Kirby looked at the golden plaque for a few minutes then walked off toward the stairs.
"Guhh…"
"Oh, hey hun! Sleep well?"
"Wha-what?"
She was in a room, with a door across from her. The door slowly opened, she could tell it was a bathroom. But a man in a green tunic stepped out. She knew she had seen him before, but where? His mouth was filled with suds and he had a tooth brush in his left hand. She peered over to the side where she saw a great looking sword.
"Wha-what are you going to do with that?!" She was panicking.
"Why that's just my sword, you know that!" The man was incredibly cheerful.
She quickly dived toward it and grabbed it as soon as possible, she was shuddering, and had to hold it with two hands.
"Honey I don't want to have to do this…" The man with large ears pulled a shield from his back.
She swung the sword at the man, he pulled his shield up and blocked the attack, and then he hit her in the face with it. Her nose was furiously spewing blood.
"Oh, man! Oh, man!" The man dove to catch the woman and caught her before she hit the ground.
He picked her up, opened the door and darted out.
Soon he was at her room; it said ZELDA on the door so he knew it was hers. He opened the door slowly and laid Zelda on her bed, her nose had stopped bleeding.
"Well at least she might be back to her senses now."
Mario was walking down a hall on his way to the mess hall, when Link came up behind him.
"Hi-a Link!" said the mustached plumber. "How yeh holding up?"
"Not well, not well at all."
"Why what's wrong?"
"Well after dinner I brought Zelda up to my room-
"Ohhh! I see where this is going!" Mario nudged Link.
Mario was shot a disgusted look from Link then was told the rest of the story…
Eventually they reached the mess hall.
"So! Who wants to take on the great Mario!?" yelled Mario into the mess hall, although no one seemed to be listening
"Me!" Yelled a voice from behind Mario, the voice was shrill and prepubescent.
Mario turned around to see Ness.
"You sure Ness?" It sounded like Ness was being taunted.
"Yeah I'm sure! I haven't gotten much practice since I've been showing Lucas here around" While Ness was saying this a small boy with a yellow striped shirt and blonde hair poked out from behind Ness and waved.
"Heh-Hello everyone," Lucas said"Right then! Come on! Let's head to the arena!" Mario was overly exited
Meanwhile…
"So Kirby, what kind of music do you like?" Sonic said out of nowhere.
"M-music?" Kirby asked.
"Yeah, you know that stuff that you listen to,"
Kirby didn't say anything instead he just put a confused look on his face.
Sonic groaned, "Like this." Sonic then put a pair of headphones on Kirby's head, and started blaring Crush 40.
Kirby at first said nothing but as he listened… "WAHHHH!"
Sonic quickly pulled the headphones off of Kirby's head, and then put them on his own.
"I think this is pretty good," Sonic then let out a sigh "I guess it isn't for everyone. Here try this."
Sonic this time put on some harmonizing music, when Kirby heard it he fell asleep.
"Figures,"
Samus was walking down a hall when she saw Captain Falcon and that new guy sitting on a couch watching the F-Zero Grand Prix.
"Hey, guys," Samus said as she sat down on the couch.
"Why, hello!" said Snake.
Falcon suddenly pulled Snake out of the way and started saying some rude things.
"So, you wanna go on up to my room?" Falcon started raising his eyebrows.
"Uhh! You're disgusting!" Samus then stormed out of the room.
"Good job," said Snake, sarcasm was clear in his voice.
While she was storming through the hall she ran into someone familiar.
"Pit?"
"Yeah it's me, what's wrong?" Pit questioned.
"Those guys in that room over there are total jerks!" There was fury in Samus's voice.
"Hmm… I know you don't know me very well, but I would appreciate it if you would let me show you what real gentlemen would act like," Pit inquired
"Are-are you asking me out?" Samus asked.
"Err… yes," Pit was sweating furiously
"You're not like those guys?" She pointed to the rec. room.
"No- not at all,"
Samus took a deep breath, "I guess it couldn't hurt," She then walked off to the stadium,
Pit whispered "yes!" under his breath, and then headed off to the stadium himself.
"Ok! It's now time for the fight of the year! The PSI powered youth, versus our very own… Red wonder… Mario!" The announcer shouted into the microphone.
"Alrighty! Get ready Ness!"
"Don't worry Mario! I'm ready!"
MARIO!
Mario got into his fighter stance.
NESS!
Ness pulled out his cracked bat.
PORT TOWN: AERO DIVE!
The stadium suddenly morphed into the Port Town.
"I'll start!" Ness yelled as he charged toward Mario and swung his bat, Mario quickly performed a sidestep move and dodged it. He grabbed Ness' bat and used it to swing the child around and around until he was ready to throw up. Mario then let go of the bat which caused Ness to fly almost out of range.
"PK Thunder!"
Ness touched his back with the flash of blue and rocketed across the stage eventually smashing into Mario who flew out of range himself.
CRASH!
Mario came down from a glowing platform. Then he punched Ness in the face and kicked him in the stomach.
I have him right where I want him Mario thought.
Mario grabbed Ness' collar and began to swing him around, much like before except this time he made sure Ness flew out of range.
CRASH!
Fast forward a few minutes later, both combatants are mortally injured. One more smash attack and it's over. But suddenly a glowing orb appeared in the shape of a smash symbol.
Perfect
Mario jumped and swung his fist at the orb, hitting it. Although it wasn't enough to break it.
"PK Thunder!"
Another flash of blue flew out of Ness' skull and smashed the ball. Again, not enough to break it. Mario took the opportunity and swung his fist again, this time breaking it.
This is it! Both of them thought at the same time.
Mario pulled his hands back, his fists glowing with fiery power.
"Oh yeah!"
Mario almost set fire t the boy, but then he felt a bone crushing pain in his thigh. He looked over to see an F-Zero racer smashing into his side.
"AUUGH!" Mario screamed as he flew at amazing speed across the stage.
"An amazing match Mario!" Link said as he passed by.
"Good-a job Ness!" Mario said to his comrade
"Wow, err… thanks." Ness replied, "I have to get to sleep it's passed my bed time."
"Don't you want to receive your praise?" Mario questioned, "It's not every day you defeat the great Mario."
"Sorry But I've also got to get Lucas to bed, good night!" Ness walked away, Lucas quickly followed.
Authors Notes
Sorry for the long wait, it's been a long time since I got a chance to write. I need to get my laptop fixed, so I can write any time since I'm usually on the road. Umm... I'll try to get more chapters in in less time, but right now you'll have to settle for this. Also, I have nothing against Crush 40, Sonic could have put on Eminem or Dragonforce, Kirby would've cried either way. That's 'bout it, goodnight