The Face-Off

"How early is it?" He glanced over to the digital clock beside his bed, "Four… FOUR!?" He then smashed his head onto his pillow, "I can't believe it's this early," He stood up and looked up to the top bunk where his friend was sleeping, "Ness, Ness," he nudged his friend, Ness who quickly woke… With a scream, "Paula I love you!" He then glanced over to his friend, "Lucas?" He then covered his mouth when he realized what he said "Err, uhh, I didn't say that ok?"

"Yeah, ok."

"Good, now what time is it?"

"… Four in the morning."

Ness's pupils shrunk. The he planted his face in his pillow, just like Lucas did, "I hate you," He said through the muffles of the pillow.

During that time, Link was having a fantastic dream, there was an ocarina playing a beautiful tune. Until, fire started spewing out of the mouth holes of the ocarina it then turned dark red flames engulfed the instrument and it started playing a vile, evil song until it melted and disappeared into thin air. Link then woke up sweating violently, he rushed to the mirror in his bathroom he was relived that he looked the same.

"Must… Have been… A dream," Link said to himself, he then looked around for his ocarina. "Oh, no."

He ran down the seemingly endless hall and smashed through the front door of the mansion to see a purple figure holding his ocarina.

"Gimme my ocarina!" He screamed into the darkness.

"YoU WaNt It? cOmE aNd GeT iT!"

Link winced and ran toward the invisible enemy and tackled him. They fought for hours until the sun came up.

"N-no," Link said when he saw the Devil.

"Heh, heh, yesss it is me."

Link pulled out his sword and jabbed it into the Devil, but he didn't bleed, he didn't even feel pain.

"What?"

The Devil shoved Link off of him and said, "You can only defeat me by sending me to my home."

Link thought, and thought, but came to a conclusion, "You mean?"

"Yes…"

Link gulped.

"That was the worst sleep ever," Ness said to Lucas as they walked down the hall.

"Yeah, but I know what can cheer you up."

"If it's another Dropkick Murphys song I'm going to kill you."

"Nah, I'm still learning so be good to me."

"What?"
"N-never mind"

Lucas and Ness ran outside. Lucas put his hands in the air and yelled, "PK Ground!" He smashed the ground with his hands and transferred all of the power from his body to his hands.

"So, what was that?"

"Wait for it."

The ground started to shake, and started to crack and soon a huge tremor formed.

Link and his adversary felt it to, he saw the chance and rushed in for another tackle, but unfortunately Devil saw it coming and dodged it almost sending Link into the crevice.

"TrY aGaIn."

"You can bet your ass I will!"

Link jumped high into the air, too high, the Devil couldn't see him.

"HYAA!"

Link came down, but for some reason he didn't have his sword. Instead he planted both of his feet onto the Devil's shoulders, grabbed his skull and flipped around, while letting go of the skull. The purple piece of evil flew toward the crevice; Link then ran as fast as possible and kicked the Devil down back to where he came from.

"Don't mess with me… Bitch."

Later that morning, everyone awoke in a stir but they didn't care, they were tired. But not Sonic and Shadow, instead they were racing around the mansion.

"I'm going to catch up to you! Hedgehog!" Shadow yelled above their legs moving at incredible speeds.

"I can't hear you! I'm running faster than the speed of sound!" Said Sonic before he looked behind him and winked.

"Graah!" Shadow yelled. "You know you can hear me! Stop pretending!"

"What was that?"

"I'm coming!" Shadow pulled a golden ring out of his furry pocket and gripped it hard, he soon felt the power surging through him, as if it had been there the entire time, but he was used to that feeling by now. He sped up, faster, faster, faster, Faster, FASTER! He zipped forward to where Sonic was, and then bolted farther.

"Aw crap…"

Zoom!

Shadow blasted past the blue hedgehog and blazed around the mansion at least three or four times.

"Damn, I'm fast!"

"Yeh," Sonic gasped for air.

"Alright, this time I'm gonna take you some where amazing" Pit said to Samus.

"Oh yeah? Where?"

"Surprise."

"I don't like surprises."

"You'll see when we get there."

Pit and Samus were standing in the courtyard of the mansion.

"Where are we going anyway? Were like cut off from civilization, I don't even know how we get food.

Pit shrugged, "Hold on," he held out his hand, Samus gripped it tightly as Pit lifted off of the ground he boosted up and they soon found themselves in Palutena's sanctuary.

"Hello my little angel." Palutena spoke.

Samus chuckled

"Hey Pal! How have you been doing?" yelled Pit.

"Yes."

Pit had a confused look on his face, "Err… Yeeeah, anyway this is Samus… My girlfriend."

Palutena clapped her hands together, "This is such special occasion!"

"Yeah, well I and Samus just want to go for a flight."

Palutena raised an eyebrow, "Alright, move forward."

Samus and Pit walked toward the door, they stood with their backs facing it. The door opened releasing a gust of wind, almost knocking Samus on her face, Pit however, was standing there swaying elegantly, and he carefully gripped Samus's hand and leaned back falling off of the platform they were standing on. They fell, far, very far, until Pit turned over and started gliding, still holding on to Samus's hand.

"This is amazing!" Samus yelled to Pit above the wind smacking her in the face.

"Yeah I know! I do it all the time!" Pit yelled back.

Samus looked around, but mostly down, where she could see Sonic and Lucas playing Frisbee in the courtyard and Kirby, Ness, and Red playing baseball. She could feel the wind pushing against her face, they swerved and curved and all sorts of tricks (not for kids). Samus was just overwhelmed with the beauty, the amazing things in the sky…

Link was showing Zelda (she's better now) how he kicked the Devil's ass.

"This is the crevice where I kicked him." Link said

"Umm… Okay, but how did you kick him?"

"Well… It's complicated; when I threw him I went above him and kicked him down into the fissure."

"Oh, I understand… I think."

"Yeah, well… The crevice is not here, ROB patched it up," Link looked over to ROB, "Hey there bud!" He yelled.

"I hate you all," ROB Replied.

"This is disgusting!" Fox said as he clicked the mouse some more.

"What?" Wolf walked into Fox's room unnoticed.

"How did you get here?"

"The door was open."

Fox grunted, "Look at this." Fox clicked an arrow

"…" Wolfs pupils shrunk as he looked at the picture, he soon fell to the floor on his back.

Fox looked down at Wolf, he picked him up and carried him to his room and plopped Wolf onto his bed.

"I'm gonna go close that window on my computer before anyone else sees that… Thing."

Fox went back to his room to see about 3 or 4 people lying on the floor.

"Err…" Fox said to himself, "I have a long day ahead of me."

Meanwhile at the baseball diamond…

"So, you guys wanna see my other pokemon?" Red said to his peers.

Ness ran over to the bench where Red was sitting, "Sure!"

"You sure?"

"P-pretty sure…"

"Really sure?"

"R-really sure!"

"Ok then," Red pulled another ball out of his pocket, "This one, I caught in Hoenn."

Ness looked confused but listened anyway. The ball he was holding was black, he heard Red saying it was a dusk ball.

"Here goes…" Red cocked his hand back, "Go! Metagross!" He threw the black ball and an iron looking pokemon emerged from the blinding flash of light.

"Gross!" – "Wha?"

"Sweet! Ima go pet it!"

"No! Wait!"

As Ness ran to the pokemon to pet it, the pokemon stomped on the ground, which made an earthquake and made Ness fall on his face.

"Don't interact… He's been so aggressive against other people lately." Red walked over and petted Metagross, he then sat on the top, "See? He lets me sit on him, but none else. Pretty weird huh?"

"Yeah weird." Ness had his face planted into the ground.

As Pit and Samus walked back into the mansion, they ran into someone

"Hey Pit!" That someone was Captain Falcon, "Samus? What are you doing?"

"Umm… Hanging out with Pit." Samus replied.

"You mean going out with Pit."

"Err… Yeeah, what's your point?"

"My point is that he's a dork!"

"A dork?" Pit yelled, "You know, I've been called many names, some of which I don't think I should repeat. But! I've never been called a dork!"

Falcon laughed, "You've never been called a dork?"

"No!" Pit was sick of this, "Come on! Samus!" He yanked Samus by her arm past the Captain.

Author's Notes

Uhh... There really isn't anything to say about this chapter except that my friend Will suggested a joke to use in this chapter but I never got to use it so it'll be coming in the next one! (See! I didn't forget, Will!)