Music and... Pizza?

"Falcon Kick!" Captain Falcon yelled to the heavens as he kicked the soccer ball with his now blazing foot. It flew toward the goal and toward Bowser.

"It aint gonna get past me!" Bowser yelled with excruciatingly bad grammar.

The ball flew across the soccer field at a blazing speed, right at Bowser. The timer said ten more seconds… Nine… Eight…

The ball nailed Bowser in the stomach but didn't cross the line.

"Not… quite," the gigantic turtle whispered.

"Oh no?" Captain Falcon was suddenly right in front of Bowser.

"You wouldn't…"

Captain Falcon gently nudged Bowser where he smashed the ground and the ball fell out of his hands and into the net.

"Riiiiiing!" The bell rang to signal the end of the game.

"Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure,
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?"

"Hey Ike," Lucario had walked into Ike's bedroom.

"Yo," Ike replied.

"You want to go train or something?"

"Hey mother mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?"

"Ehh… Sure"

"And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye
And a god you must be joking!"

"What is this?" Lucario asked.

"Umm… Bad Religion, why?"

"Cause they're not bad."

"I'll give you a listen after we go train," Ike smiled, finally someone with the same taste as him.

Marth was sitting in the mess hall, beside Wario.

"Hey, hows yeh doin?" asked Wario to the groggy Marth.

Marth looked over at Wario, speechless, until he threw his head face first onto the table. Needless to say, Wario left, that's when Marth laid his head where Wario was sitting.

"Wario was just sitting there eh?" Toon Link was sitting right in front of him.

"Gah!" Marth pulled his head off of the spot.

"Didja like it?"

"What?"

"It's like putting your head on Wario's butt."

Marth's pupils shrunk.

"Yeah, you liked it."

"No man! No way! I'm not gay!"

"Yeah, sure you're not… Martha."

Marth's face became red; he had never been so insulted in his life, he jumped onto the table and started running after Toon Link.

"You know, Toon Link was shy when he first came here but now… He's quite the smartass." Yoshi was sitting beside Olimar.

"Yeah, if he isn't careful he might get beaten up." Olimar replied.

"Amazing!" Lucas said as he stared at the Blue Falcon.

"Yep, she's a beauty." Captain Falcon.

"Can-can I?"

"Yeah, sure!"

Lucas opened the passenger's door and sat in the seat.

"I don't know anything about cars… But this is awesome!"

"Heh, I thought you'd like it."

"Wait- who are you again?"

Captain Falcon slapped his hand to his forehead until he said, "Go away… Please."

"Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me
What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in
I gotta go faster
Keep up the pace
Just to stay in the human race"

"I could go supersonic!"

"The problem's chronic!"

Lucario and Ike were listening to some songs, later in the day.

"Y-know who this reminds me of?"

"What?"

Lucario turned down the CD player, "Y-know this reminds me of?"

"Who?"

"So-

-Nic!" Shadow was running after Sonic, "What is all this?"

"You'll see when we get there!"

Everyone here is so big on surprises.

The two had arrived at Kirby's door.

"Am I reading this right?" Shadow asked, still panting a little, "Ki-r-b-y"

"Yeah that's it!"

"What's a Kirby?"

"I'll show you!"

"Tou-chy"

Sonic opened the door to Kirby's room to see… Emptyness.

"Kirby?" Sonic yelled into the obviously empty room, "Kirby?"

"Umm, I don't think he's here." Shadow responded to Sonic's yelling.

"Then where would he be?"

At that exact moment a small pink round thing walked out of the bathroom.

"Kirby!" Sonic sped over to the small ball of pinkness.

"This marshmallow is Kirby?"

Kirby glared at Shadow, "M-m-mean."

"He's just surprised, not mean."

"Y-yeah! Come 'ere!"

Kirby slowly crept up to the black hedgehog, clearly it was scared.

"Yeah, just come here."

Soon Kirby was right in front of Shadow, who put his arms around Kirby.

"There, there."

"Aww" Sonic put special emphasis on the word. Shadow then let go of Kirby and walked toward Sonic and whispered, "If you ever tell anyone about this I'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll crap out your tongue."

Sonic was shocked, Shadow had just hugged with a pink puffball.

"Err… Ok."

"Ready Luigi?"

"Yeah! I've always wanted a hot tub!"

"Okay!"

Ness and Luigi were hanging out by the pool and Ness offered to heat it.

"Pk fire!" Ness swung his arm forward and a burst of fire rocketed out of his palm, needless to say, it heated the pool.

"Auggh!" Luigi yelled with all of the shrillness in his voice when he jumped out of the pool.

"Hot?"

"Yeah it's freaking hot!"

"No need for that language."

Luigi was steamed (literally) so he went off to find some ice.

"What's up with Luigi?" Link walked out to the pool.

"Eh, he decided he didn't like hot tubs."

"Hot tubs? I love hot tubs!"

Ness made an evil grin.

"Yo, Snake!" Toon Link yelled to Snake who was eating mashed potatoes.

"Hello… Who are you?"

"Everyone calls me Toon Link! But you can just call me Tink."

"Heh, Tink."

Toon Link glared at Snake who immediately shut his mouth.

"I have an idea!" Toon Link said as he walked toward Snake. "Let's go for a ride!"

"… On what?"

"An airplane of course!"

"Eh, okay."

They started heading to the small airplane when Toon Link asked, "Your name is Snake right?"

"Yeah," Snake answered, "Why?"

"Oh, no reason…" Toon Link had an evil grin on his face (Kinda like Ness).

Later…

Snake and Toon Link were riding on the small, self driving airplane.

"This is sooo cool!" Toon Link yelled over the air current.

"Humph, not that cool."

"Oh, come on! Live a little!"

"Eh, alright." Snake looked out the window, "They all look like ants from down here."

"Isn't it awesome!?"

"Meh, not really."

"You are such a downer."

"Take it or leave it."

Toon Link's eye lids lowered, as if so say, "Whatever" and he pulled Snake out of his seat.

"Wha-! What are you doing?"

Toon Link put a parachute on his back and said, "Snake on a plane!" He then pushed Snake out of the plane, laughing hysterically.

"Auuuuggggh!" Snake yelled as he fell through clouds and sky.

"Let's bring 'er down."

Link was walking up to Red's room he felt terribly sorry. "Why do I feel this way? I've felt this way about beating anyone else."

He heard music coming from the room but was too occupied to notice, when he opened the door he saw a small tortoise blocking it off, it had it's arms spread out wide.

"Don't worry, Squirt, he's fine."

The small blue tortoise walked up to it's master, who promptly stood up.

"Thanks."

"What do you want?"

"I just came to apologize."

"For what?"

"Well-

"Maybe it's the fact that you're a complete a-hole, or maybe it's that you pick on the new guy, or-

"Okay I get it I've been an ass lately… I'm sorry."

"It's okay, most of the people like that can't admit it."

"Thanks… For forgiving me."

"Eh, no prob… Hey, yeh wanna get some pizza?"

"Yeah, okay."

"What kind? I'm up for Pizza-Pizza myself."

They started to walk out of their room.

"No, way! Pizza Ville is the best"

"Pizza-Pizza!"

"Pizza Ville!"

"Pizza-Pizza"

"Pizza Ville!"

Suddenly ROB shows up out of nowhere, "How about we get Geno's?"

"Shut up ROB!"

"You guys all suck."

"Hey guys!" Suddenly Captain Falcon jumped out of the bushes!

Where do these guys keep coming from?, "What do you want?" Red said to the grass stained Captain Falcon.

"I feel like pizza!"

Crap, "Where do you want to go?"

"I want to go Domino's."

"Hmm, yeah okay. What about you Link?"

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

Link sighed, "Okay."

They all walked toward the Blue Falcon and opened the door.

"Heh, let's go."

They all got in the racer, it then started up and sped out of the space time continuum and landed in a quiet town.

"What was that?"

"I think I threw up."

"Err… My screen is cracked."

They four walked down the streets, and the townsfolk were… to say the least, scared (You would be to if you saw a guy with a tunic and sword, a racecar driver with an igniting fist, and a robot… there's nothing special about Red).

They finally arrived at the pizza place and sat down when…

"Who is this guy?" A customer said when he saw ROB.

"I don't know, probably some nerd."

"Yeah."

"Is that what you people think of me?" ROB was standing in front of the customers, his eyes glowing.

"Umm… Err… No! No!"

ROB moved back to the table.

"Geez harsh?" Link said with a menu in his face.

"Shut up Link." ROB answered.

"So… What kind of pizza? I only have enough for one." Red said as he came back from the bathroom.

"Well, I personally like the meat-lover's pizza." ROB said.

"Vegetarian." Captain Falcon said, the rest of the brawlers stared at him, "What? I have to keep in shape!"

"Yeah, but I'd think you'd be the kinda guy who likes meat." Link lifted his eyes.

Captain Falcon shrugged, "Then vegetarian it is?"

"No!" ROB interrupted, "We're having meat!"

"Not again."

Author's Notes

After weeks of waiting here it is! Chapter 6! Umm... I actually used my friends joke this time! But, on to more important news... I have a good explanation on why it took so long... I was addicted to Maple Story. I'm sorry, really! No! No! Not the chainsaws!