Star Stormed

Lucas slowly crept down the long corridor of the mansion, he had woken up in the middle of the night craving nothing more than some pudding.

Lucas yawned, "I hope it's not far from here."

Lucas had finally come to the mess hall. "Jeez! That was the longest hallway ever!"

He crept even slower in the mess hall, careful not to wake anyone up (in the mess hall?).

He kept walking for what seemed like an eternity until- Bop! Lucas had bumped into something furry, soft.

"What was that?" The soft thing said in a gruff voice.

"Oh, sorry."

It turned around- apparently it saw the fear in his eyes, "Boy, there's no need to be scared."

"Huh? Who- who are you?"

"Child, my name is Wolf."

"Wolf?"

"What? Are your ears stone? Wolf!"

"Okay! Sheesh."

Wolf then lifted his arm and grabbed some ham, he then proceeded to sit on a table.

"Hey, can you help me?" Lucas said in a soft voice, still trembling.

"Heh, okay." Wolf put his ham down and reached into the refrigerator he stretched his arm forward until he touched some plastic, "Here you are," He handed the pudding cup to Lucas.

"Th- thank you." Lucas then opened a drawer and grabbed a spoon, he walked and sat onto the same table as Wolf. "I thought you were mean?"

"Ah yes- it's a long story...

"And remember when ROB scolded those two idiots?"

"Yeah!"

Red and Link were hanging out, when Samus walked in the room.

"Hey Samus." Red said, trying not to sound infatuated.

"Hey Red, have you seen Pit?"

"No-

"Yes! He said he went to play soccer." Link interrupted trying desperately to get Samus out of the room.

"Eh, I don't like soccer." Samus answered as she sat on a couch to watch television.

Link cursed under his breath.

"What's wrong with her here?" Red whispered to Link.

"Because with Ms. Strict here, we can't talk about guy stuff."

"What? Is that bad?"

"Like chicks."

"It's bad." Red leaned closer, "What do we do?"

"We-

"Can you guys quit whispering? I can hear you from here." Samus snapped.

The two teenagers walked out of the room.

"Now what?" Red asked when they were out of Samus' ear shot.

"How about... We Rick Roll the entire mansion!"

Red envisioned the many brawlers throwing things at them, "Maybe not."

"Well then... How 'bout we take every brawlers favorite thing and burn 'em!

"Okay, one: That's cruel and two: We'd be killed."

"Then what do we do?"

"I have an idea..."

Fox was walking in the mess hall where he saw two boys Ness, and Lucas droopy eyed and tired.

"You guys don't look too well." Fox said to the boys, who just groaned, "What's up?"

Ness looked up, "Puberty."

Fox looked surprised, "Uh, huh, and you?"

"Angst." Lucas replied.

Fox walked away, Jeez what a couple of freaks.

"Hey man," Falco said to Fox as he sat down.

"How's it goin'?" Fox asked his partner.

"Eh, not great."

Wolf then walked and sat down at their table.

"Hey."

"Tired too?" Falco asked as he dipped his spoon into the serial.

Wolf sighed, "Yes, I can't seem to get that boy out of my mind."

"What boy?" Fox looked even more surprised, Wolf has a boy?

"He was very timid and shy, I couldn't see too much in the dark, but had a striped shirt."

"Hmm, I'm a complete blank!" Falco confessed.

Fox lowered his eye lids, "The only timid, shy, and striped shirt kid we know is..."

Falco looked confused.

"Lucas."

In the ATM room

A trophy is sitting on top of a shelf, he is one of Ness's best friends... Jeff.

Meanwhile, Ness and Lucas are outside.

"You ready?" Ness said to his companion.
Lucas sighed, "Yes."

"Alright. Poo, thanks. Pk, StarStorm!" Ness's hands shot up into the air and suddenly rocks from space started falling toward... where they were.

"The Devil! He's taking revenge!" Link shouted as he bolted into the courtyard.

Back to the ATM room

Crashing rocks, shaking ground, and breaking shelves. The Jeff trophy flew into the ATM and suddenly the screams and crunching started again.

Luigi jumped and hopped from platform to platform.

"You're never gonna make it!" Mario yelled to his brother from the ground.

"You wanna bet?" Luigi jumped up and grabbed the next ledge and pulled himself up.

"What are you guys doing?" Yoshi had walked up to them.

"I posed Luigi with a challenge, he has to get to the top of all these platforms."

"Ahh... How is supposed to do that?"

"He can't, it's impossible."

Yoshi smirked and stared at the struggling plumber. Luigi was jumping as hard as he can but he couldn't get to the next ledge.

"It's impossible! Quit now!" Mario yelled again.

"Bite me!" Luigi yelled back.

Luigi jumped and jumped for what seemed like hours, until he finally grabbed the edge.

"No way! I couldn't do it! How can he?"

"It just proves how much more better of a jumper I am!"

That didn't even make sense, "I can jump way higher than you!"

"Let's see then!"

Mario rocketed onto one platform, then the next, and so on, until he was at the final platform.

"Come on!" Luigi yelled to his struggling brother.

Mario kept jumping until he finally got high enough to reach the ledge, he grabbed it as his brother helped him he realized. He would probably be dead right now if it weren't for Luigi.

"Oh thank you! Thank you!" Mario said as he hugged his brother.

"Err... Mario?"

"Yes dear brother?"

"You're choking me..."

Mario looked up to his brother who, was literally, blue in the face.

"Sorry!" Mario let go of his brother.

He ran down the hall as fast as he could, "Ness! Ness!" The boy of question had blonde hair, eye glasses, and a boarding school uniform. He kept running, faster and faster, he pulled a Skip Sandwich out of his bag and bit into it, he started running faster, until he finally came across Ness.

"Ness! Ness! Man, am I glad to see you here!" The boy said to Ness, who stared blankly at him.

"Do you know this guy?" Lucas asked, shivering at the sight of the Multi Bottle rocket.

"J- Jeff?" Ness couldn't believe it, Jeff!

"Yeah!" Jeff answered, exhausted after the running.

"Jeff?" Lucas asked Ness, "That Jeff?"

"Has the kid told yeh about me?"

"You're the same age as me."

"Whatever."

"Lucas, this is Jeff, Jeff, Lucas."

"Nice to meet you!" Jeff enthusiastically blurted out.

"You... too..." Lucas leaned over to Ness, "Are you sure this is Jeff? He looks nerdy."

"You wanna see nerdy?" Ness looked to Jeff, "Show him your Gaia Beam!"

Jeff pulled out a green ray gun, it had a red bomb on it, and he had it pointed at a wall.

"K, now fire!" At the sound of Ness's voice Jeff blasted a hole in the wall.

"What the heck?" Lucas asked as he stared at the gigantic hole in the wall.

"I know." Ness said as he walked up to Jeff, "You wanna meet one of Lucas's friends?"

"Umm... Sure." Jeff answered insincerely.

So the three boys walked to the pool where Wolf and Falco were talking.

"And then I said "I can't let you do that Star Fox" It was hysterical!"

"I know! I was there!" Falco looked at Jeff, "You look like a smart kid."

"Yeah, I'm often told that."

"Have you got a laser?"

"One I can fire?"

"Yeah!"

"Of course!" Jeff pulled his Gaia Beam out of his pocket.

"Niiiiice!" Falco exclaimed as he looked, "How- how did you build that?"

"Simple, want to see?"

"Yeah! Hand it over!" Falco forcefully grabbed the Gaia Beam right out of Jeff's hands.

"Umm, you shouldn't do tha-

Kirby was looking out a window when he saw an explosion of green and red coming from the pool.

"Ow." A voice came from the smoke.

"So many transfer requsts, Red wants to be with Link, Lucario with Ike, Olimar as far away from Snake as possible..."

The door to Mario's office suddenly swung open and Falco ran in, covered with soot.

"I want a room with Jeff!"

Mario bashed his head against his desk.

"Please? Pleeeeeease?"

"Fine! Just leave me alone."

"Sweet!"

Falco dashed out of the room as fast as he came in.

Later that night...

Jeff was sitting at a desk fixing his Gaia Beam.

"What are you doing? Man." Falco asked as he awoke, "It's like... 1:04."

Jeff looked back at his newfound friend "I'm just working on my-

"What? Your what?"

Jeff turned around and started giggling

"What?"

"Your hair!" He answered.

"I know, I have bed-head."

"No, man! You have bed-head every where!"

Falco slumped back down on his pillow, "Whatever."

"Don't worry man, I have bed-head all the time."

"You're never asleep to have it."

"That may be, but it's not easy keepin' this bowl-cut."

Falco smiled, and fell asleep soon after, while Jeff kept working...

Author's Notes

Umm, no much to say, except that I'm sorry this was late,and also review!