Toon Link's Demise

Jeff sat on the top of the roof of the mansion, covered in sweat, he held his new and improved Gaia Beam in his hands, waiting to pull the trigger.

"Are you gonna shoot or what?"

Jeff turned around and caught Falco with his eye, "Hi here, I'm just about to-

"You wouldn't if I wasn't here."

"Whatever." Jeff readied his gun and pointed it toward the dark clouds forming over the courtyard, he reluctantly pulled the trigger and...

BOOM!! The power burst from the Gaia Beam rocketed from the pistol strait into the clouds, dissolving them. Jeff looked down upon the brawlers getting wet.

"This is the second time I've been splattered with something this week." Marth complained.

"Be lucky it's rain, do you have any idea how long it took to get that pudding out of my fur?" Fox questioned.

"That was pudding?"

Jeff looked at the monstrosity he created, "Holy crap."

Gulp, gulp, gulp Kirby ate one after another.

"We're running out!" Sonic said as he threw another apple at Kirby.

"Well then stop feeding him." Shadow said as he leaned against a nearby cafeteria bench.

"No!" Sonic said, "He's my bestest friend! I'll do anything for him!"

"What about Tails?" Shadow asked.

"What about Tails?"

Shadow pinched his forehead. "Look, everyone is outside having fun, and we're, we're, feeding this... thing!"

Sonic looked disgusted, "If you don't like Kirby, then fine! Leave! But I'm staying."

Kirby looked completely oblivious, all he cared about at the moment was the fridge behind the mess hall counter, he slowly walked toward it.

"Alright then, I'm leaving." Shadow calmly ended the conversation and walked away.

"Fine!" Sonic yelled, "Come on Kirby we- Sonic saw Kirby open the door of the fridge and eat everything in there.

Sonic looked sternly at the small pink, menace. "Just great..."

Pikachu stood proudly atop the hill, looking down upon Squirtle, waiting. Squirtle unleashed a waterfall that carried him up the hill and when he was in range, he delivered a powerful kick to Pikachu's face.

"How did I not see that coming?" Pikachu stood up and punched Squirtle square in the face.

"Is that all?" Squirtle seemed unharmed, completely unmovable.

Pikachu released an electric jolt which blasted Squirtle backward over the hill, and to the ground.

"How'd yeh like that?" Pikachu taunted from the hill.

Squirtle grunted, and blasted water at Pikachu and knocked him to the other side of the mountain. But, as soon as he had disappeared, he reappeared flying over the hill, encased in blue electricity, he rammed into Squirtle, knocking him out.

"Think twice before you challenge me."

Red picked Squirtle up and ran to the infirmary.

"So, I'm thinking of getting a car..."

"What? You have a fricken tea table you can fly on! And besides, you're not old enough to drive."

Lucas glared at Ness, "Whatever. It's just, that, I was in Captain Falcon's car and-

"And?" Ness raised an eyebrow.

"It... was... awesome!" Lucas squealed.

"Oh yeah? Follow me." Ness started walking toward the front door.

When they arrived outside, hey came across Captain Falcon washing his car.

"This is a traumatizing image." Lucas whispered to Ness.

"Indeed."

The two waited... and waited... and waited. Until Captain Falcon had left his car.

The two walked up to it and opened the door, "Doesn't he have locks?"

Ness shrugged, and put the key in the ignition.

"How'd you get that?"

"You don't want to know."

"No, I really do."

Ness rolled his eyes and started up the car, he shifted it into "drive" the racer started up and roared.

"I don't think this is a-

Lucas was cut off by the roar of the engine.

"Don't be such a worry-wart! I can drive you know."

Lucas looked at him strangely, "You're thirteen years old. I doubt you've ever driven a car."

"...Shut up." Ness pressed his foot against the gas pedal of the car, causing it to move slowly forward. Ness pushed harder, the racer started moving faster. Ness jammed his foot down onto the gas pedal and the hovercraft zipped into top speed. Ness gripped the steering wheel for dear life; he glanced over to Lucas and saw the surprise on his face.

"What the hell?" Link looked over to the speeding race car.

"I'm not surprised." Link looked beside him to see Lucario, with crossed arms and a stern look on his face.

"Ah, crap." Captain Falcon ran up to the duo and saw the disaster unfolding before his very eyes, "What. The. Hell?"

"That's what I said!"

Lucas reached over to the door handle then looked at Ness, who shook his head.

"What? Why?"

"Because, if you get out, you'll be dead."

Lucas nodded. Ness turned the Blue Falcon around and sped toward a ramp, only this ramp was facing right at the mansion!

"Uhh, Ness?"

"Yeah?" Ness turned toward his companion.

"We're heading straight into the house."

Ness nodded, "Yeah, so?"

Lucas closed his eyes and took a deep breath and looked Ness right in the eyes, "We're going to freaking die!" He grabbed Ness's shoulders and shook him.

"Don't worry. I've got it all covered."

Lucas sighed and shrugged, "I guess I have to trust you..."

Ness drove off the ramp and broke a window as he collided into the mansion, he drove through the hallways, passing many people. He kept driving until he crashed out another window.

"You're crazy." Lucas patted Ness on the shoulder.

Ness put a comforting look on his face, while Captain Falcon walked up to the racer.

"We're in for it now."

Mario was sitting in the mess hall eating lasagna alone, he appreciated the time alone the cast gave him. Due to the amount of work he had to do, he liked being alone. Just then Link walked into the room.

"Yes Link?" Mario questioned.

"Do you have like, eyes on the back of your head?" Link responded.

"Yep, now what-a is it?"

"I think you should attend to Ness and Lucas."

"Why? They're-a boys."

"Heh, nice enough to wreck the Blue Falcon."

Mario raised an eyebrow, "They did-a what?"

"Wrecked the Blue Falcon."

"That's the-a only way-

"I'm sorry, that accent is really bugging me."

"This is how I-a talk."

"I know, but it seems that some kind of... person is controlling us... and he's sucking with that accent."

"That absurd-a."

"Whatever. You have to see this."

Alright, alright." Mario stood up and followed Link outside.

Mario walked into the courtyard and spotted Ness and Lucas standing beside a trashed Blue Falcon.

"What's-a going on here?" Mario inquired, as he looked at Ness suspiciously.

"We just-

"These... delinquents ruined my Blue Falcon!" Captain Falcon yelled in Mario's face.

"Just calm down." Mario reassured.

"You'd better pay for this!" Captain Falcon yelled once again.

"I won't have to."

"What? Of course you will?"

Mario snapped his fingers and the Blue Falcon was fully repaired.

"How did you do that?"

"Magic." Mario started to walk away.

"Wait!" Captain Falcon yelled.

"What?"

"What's with the accent?"

Ike was lying on the grass, waiting.

"Hey, man. What's up?" Lucario sat down beside Ike.

"Hey." Ike said.

Lucario let out a fake cough, "What's going through your head?" He asked.

Ike grunted, "I just lost a battle."

"Well that's not so bad."

"To Yoshi."

"Oh God."

Lucario eyed Ike's sword, "Can I see that?"

Ike looked at Lucario questioningly, "I guess so."

Ike handed Lucario his sword.

"So this is the Ragnell, huh?"

Ike sighed, "Yup."

Lucario held the giant with two hands, "How can you hold this?"

"Simple." Ike took his sword back, "Lemme show you."

Ike set his sword in front of him. He pulled it back and swung with all his might. This created a gush of wind which, in turn, created a tremor in the long grass ahead of him.

"Holy Arceus!" Lucario stared at the grass.

Ike, without noticing Lucario, threw his sword like a boomerang; it cut all of the grass that had been separated.

"Are you guys like, gay or something?"

Ike turned around and saw Toon Link standing behind him.

"What do you want, squirt?"

"Why, I don't want anything."

"Well then, why are you here?"

"Cuz."

Ike took a deep breath, "Listen, kid." He started, "I think you should get going."

"Who are you to tell me what to do?" Toon Link exclaimed, "You're not my mom!"

Ike started to get angry, "Look, kid. I don't want to do this."

Ike pulled his sword back, when Lucario put his on his shoulder.

"It's not worth it."

Toon Link unsheathed his sword, "You wanna piece of me?"

"Yeah! Yeah, I do!"

Lucario sat down away from the duo, "Fine. Do what you want, but don't blame me when you're locked in the cellar."

"Cellar?" Ike thought about backing off but, too late, Link had already ran toward Ike, he swung his sword at Ike, but no avail, as Ike blocked and countered, sending Toon Link flying across the grassy plains.

"Cheap... shot."

Toon Link stood up and ran toward Ike, ready to swing again. Ike blocked again and hit Toon Link's shield he was sent flying yet again.

"Give it up, kid." Ike taunted.

"No... way." Toon Link reached into tunic and pulled out a lit bomb, he threw it at Ike.

"Damn." Ike grabbed the bomb out of the air and threw it back at Toon Link.

"Son of a-" The bomb exploded, sending Toon Link flying into the sunset.

"Now that's done." Ike looked back at Lucario.

"Now what?"

"Wanna go watch a movie?"

"Sure."

The two friends walked back into the mansion.

Author's Notes

Notice how I said "friends"? No yaoi. Ever. Anyway, here's number 8! (I don't count fillers) It didn't take long to redo the entire chapter, after I deleted it! So review... please?