A Whole Bunch-a Wackyness

He took a sip from his Pepsi and stared at the painting in front of him.

"So, what do you think?" Peach looked thoughtfully at him.

"Do you really want to know what I think?" He raised an eyebrow at the Princess.

"Yeah! Yeah, I do!"

He sighed, "It looks terrible, the color co-ordination is totally off, and I just... don't feel it."

She turned red, and gulped.

"You're just so mean!"

"Hey, I was just doing what you asked."

She raised her hand to hit him, but sighed and walked away.

As King Dedede walked down the hall to the rec-room he passed Peach, he said hi but didn't get a response. He entered the rec-room to see Meta Knight with a can of Pepsi in his hand, watching television.

"What crawled up her butt?" Dedede asked as he sat down beside Meta Knight.

"Her painting was terrible so she stormed out of here."

"You mean you told her, her painting was terrible."

"Yeah, basically."

"Do you have any idea about other people's feelings?"

"-Coming from the guy who steals an entire kingdoms worth of food."

"Just answer my question."

"Of course I do, I can't have her going and getting shot down by an art gallery." He looked Dedede right in the eyes, "Better I tell her than a professional."

Dedede nodded, "I guess so."

"Besides, it did suck pretty bad."

Dedede chuckled, "I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

Three people stood in front of the pool.

"-You guys ready?" The first asked.

The others nodded.

"Okay."

The three ran toward the pool, but only two jumped in. The third stopped right before he reached the edge.

"You jerk!"

"Dick!"

The third chuckled, he stood there, laughing and not noticing Ganondorf behind him.

"Hey, kid."

He looked behind him, he saw a foot coming toward his stomach.

"This. Is. SPARTA!" Ganondorf pushed the child into the pool with his foot, "So, Toon Link. Did you like my Sparta kick?"

Toon Link scoffed, "You and your internet stuff."

"Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen!"

"Would you just pick up the phone?" Link complained.

Click! Pit opened his phone, "Yello!"

"Hey." It was Samus, her voice was as soft and beautiful as ever.

"Oh, hey!"

"Can you come out to the courtyard?"

"What's wrong?"

"Just –be there."

"O-okay."

"What's up?" Link questioned.

Pit shrugged, "I dunno, she told me to meet her in the courtyard."

Link frowned, "Don't worry, man."

"What?"

"Come right back here, okay?"

"Eh, sure."

Pit walked out of the room.

"Poor dude..."

Samus sat down on a bench in the courtyard. I don't want to do this to you, Pit. She spotted Pit walking toward her, Okay, I can't hold off anymore.

"Hey, Sammy!" Pit's voice echoed in her ear.

"H –hey, Pit"

"What did you need to talk to me about?"

"I –I don't think we should be together."

Pit's eyes widened, "But-"

"No."

"Why?"

Samus lowered her head, "Because, you just–don't spend enough time with me."

"Okay then."

Samus pulled her head up so fast, she must have gotten whip-lash, "You're not mad? Or sad?"

"No. It's your choice. I won't force you to feel bad about what you did."

"Thanks."

"Well, I have to meet Link. Goodbye."

Pit walked toward the mansion, as he walked away a tear dripped down his face.

"Do you honestly think you can do that?"

"Yeah, totally."

"Alright, fine. But if you screw this up-"

"I won't. You can trust me."

Mario smiled, "Alright. You can cook."

"Yes!" Fox dived for the door and left.

"I am such a good person."

"You were right."

"Told yeh."

"Oh, well. It was fun."

"What? You can't just give up!"

He raised an eyebrow, "What?"

"We have to get you a new girlfriend!"

"Dude, there are like, 3 girls here."

"Oh, yeah. Right."

"You wanna do something?"

"Like what?"

"Movies?"

"Sure."

Pit and Link walked out the door.

Zoom!

"What was that?" Ike asked.

"Oh, it was just Sonic."

Ike looked over to a bench and saw Shadow, cross-legged sitting with a newspaper in his hand.

"Hey there, Shadow!"

Shadow raised a hand, "Hello, there."

"I haven't seen you much."

"Yeah, I'm usually hanging out with the blue tornado here."

Ike smirked, "Nice. What are you doing?"

Shadow looked into Ike's eyes, "Baby sitting."

Ike raised an eyebrow.

"Him." Shadow answered to the gesture.

Sonic stopped in his tracks, "Sup guys!"

"Hey, Sonic." Ike said.

"Hey! What's you're name?"

"Uhh, Ike."

"Oh, right! Ike!"

"Heh, yeah."

"Look, as enticing this conversation is... I've gotta get going." Shadow said, sarcastically

"Right, see you!" Ike yelled to the running hedgehog.

He sprinkled spices elegantly into the stew.

"You know? I'm almost embarrassed."

"You're not the one wearing the apron."

Falco and Wolf chuckled.

"Guys! What do you want in your stew?" Fox asked as he put more spices in.

"Anything. Nothin' spicy."

"Yeah, me too."

"Alright." Fox turned around and smiled devilishly.

"Hey, Fox! How's it going?" Mario walked into the almost empty mess hall.

"What's up G-money?" Wolf said sarcastically.

Mario glared at Wolf, "We have enough obscure references without you makin' it worse."

"What do you need, Mario?" Fox asked politely.

"Just checkin' to see how you're doing."

"Well... what do you think Donkey Kong would like?"

"Eh, just get him a banana."

Fox shrugged, "Okay."

Snake smashed the sandbag with his rough fist, it flew across the room.

"You've got a pretty good punch." He looked behind him, Captain Falcon had his hands in his pockets, "But I've got a better one."

"You think you can knock it farther than me?"

He smirked, "I know I can."

"Prove it!"

"Will you stop poking me?" Lucas brushed Toon Link off.

Toon Link dug his fingers into Lucas's shoulder.

"Stop!"

He did it again.

"This is starting to hurt."

He picked a different spot on Lucas's shoulder and did it again.

"Quit it!"

He did it again.

"Sto- sto stop..." Lucas fell onto the ground, unconscious.

Toon Link looked at Lucas's unconscious boy and started to panic.

What do I do?

Toon Link grabbed Lucas and hoisted him over his shoulder.

Now what?

He ran toward the mansion, toward Mario's office.

"Mario! Mario!" Toon Link burst through the door.

Mario sighed loudly, "If you've come to egg my office again, I'm still cleaning up from about an hour ago."

"No, no!" Toon Link laid Lucas on the floor. "It's Lucas!"

Mario quickly hopped out of his seat and ran to Lucas, "He's just unconscious, no bruises or anything." Mario looked up at Toon Link, "What did you do?"

Toon Link explained all that happened.

Mario smiled.

"What?"

"It was only a matter of time."

" 'Till what?"

"Until you hurt someone, with your "jokes"

Snake stood in front of a sandbag, beside Captain Falcon.

"Ready?" Snake asked.

"Do you even need to ask? You start."

Snake threw his blunt fist at the sand bag, the force knocked it back five meters.

"Beat that."

Captain falcon laughed, "You have no idea."

He cocked his arm back. He smiled and brought it forward, his fist suddenly ignited, "Falcon PAWNCH!"

The sandbag flew farther than Snake could see.

"That's- that's not humanly possible..."

"I guess I'm just superhuman."

"No, no such thing."

"Lemme prove you wrong."

Captain Falcon punched another sandbag, this time it went farther.

There was many people clamoring at the mess hall that night, they were talking about whether or not Fox would make anything decent, or if he would kill them. Either way, they were hungry.

"Attention, everyone!" Fox banged two frying pans together, "I have made special personalized meals for you all!"

People cheered, and people laughed.

"How could he know what I desire?" Wario asked nobody.

"You're Wario, you'll eat anything with garlic in it." Yoshi answered, much to Wario's dismay.

And that's just what he got, a steaming plate of garlic, most people gagged when he burped.

Everyone had sat down, and were eating they're meals, some even congratulated Fox on a job well done.

Then Fox peered over to Falco and Wolf, looking for any reaction. But he saw none.

"Aren't you guys supposed to be breathing fire or something?" Fox asked.

"We saw through your trick. You see, we love spicy foods."

Fox was dumbfounded, I've worked with Falco for years! How could I have not realized?

"It's a good thing I had a back-up plan." Fox said with a pompous tone.

"How's that?" Falco asked as he took another sip of stew.

Fox whispered some thing in Falco's ear, Falco realized, he stood up very quietly and walked out of the mess hall. He soon started sprinting.

"What's with him?" Wolf asked.

"Laxatives in the stew."

"No- you didn't."

"Oh, I did."

Wolf jumped right out of his seat and scurried out of the mess hall.

Fox laughed, a maniacal laugh, "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

Author's Notes

So, school has started (this probably the third news post today, you've heard that) summer's over and you got three chapters out of it! As for he name, well... I couldn't think of anything else. Also 20XX has finally debuted (my EarthBound fanfiction) so go read that...

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