To Tenten, Patient #1010, the panda girl
You are invited to join the small dogs and sports class. There is a spot available due to a person getting sick, and therefore, we have decided that you can join if you desire.
It is held every day from 9am to 1pm, with plenty of food, entertainment, and enjoyable company. Other patients are there as well.
Be warned that this class is very popular and that there are many people who wish to join it. Therefore, please accept quickly before the space is given away.
Expecting you,
The Higher Order of Animals and People Relations,
Small Dogs and Sports
P.S. We have a Uchiha Itachi in our class.
Tenten crumpled the note in her hand angrily. Did she not just say no yesterday? Do they not get the message? Obviously, she had to take action.
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Therapy for Dummies
Part II
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Subject: What does it take for you people to understand "No"?
Mood: An angry, watch out for me feeling.
Music: It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it
Location: In a sea of papers—really, are you guys implementing deforestation?
Honestly, do any of you understand the meaning of 'No'? It does not mean 'I'm thinking about it' or 'Try again' or even 'Come back later'.
It means 'No, I've had enough, leave me alone'.
It does not mean send me fifty thousand more letters.
After that last entry about that dog class, you have sent me a total of eighty-nine invitations to that dog class.
(Right. That class is so hard to get into. That's why the space has been left open for three freaking days.)
Honestly, after the first 'no' I sent, I thought you would have gotten the message. I said no for a reason. I don't want to join. I think the last message should have fully show you that. After all, there was a knife in it.
Obviously, you are not getting the message. I shall state it now.
I AM NOT JOINING ANY CLASS THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ME INTO. NO MEANS NO. STOP SENDING THE SPAM MAIL.
I will get angry if I receive another letter. Seriously.
—Annoyed, Tenten
P.S. Thanks for returning my stuff. I, however, do not appreciate the pictures of your god that you have placed on my hard-drive nor do I like the music you added.
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Tenten stretched, yawning. It was 6am and the sun was streaming through her windows. "Only a few more months," she thought as she rolled out of bed and got dressed.
Suddenly, the dog nipped at her heels.
"Konan!" the brown-haired girl yelped, clutching her feet. "I thought we got over this." She groaned lightly as she massaged her right foot. "Honestly, where did they get you from?" Konan just barked, scratching the door.
"I'll walk you, just wait a moment," Tenten muttered. How did things get so bad that she was taking orders from a dog?
Walking to the small closet, she pulled out her Chinese clothes and quickly put them on. She brushed her teeth and hair hurriedly as the dog barked louder.
"See?" she took out the leash and clipped it on Konan's collar. "We're leaving." Turning the knob, she opened the door—
Now, not many things surprise Tenten. She had all sorts of things occur to her in life; it came with being friends with a rather energetic Lee and a stoic Neji. Having Naruto and his friends thrown into the mix didn't help. However, when she opened that door, she got surprised.
—and got hit by a wall of envelopes. They cascaded into the room, covering every surface area available and nearly choked her as she tried to breathe.
Grabbing the nearest one, she saw the words written on it and blanched.
It was from Small Dogs and Sports.
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Subject: You frightening, frightening people
Mood: A worried, near-death, calm
Music: I will go down with this ship, I'll put my hands up and surrender
Location: On my way to the registration office
Ok, you freaks. I give up. I totally and fully give in. After all, you can be more frightening than Sakura and Ino back when they were stalkers, and trust me, that was a very scary stage they used to be in.
(How scary? Ok, they broke into Sasuke's house, stole clothes/furniture, placed cameras in every room of the house, and hacked into his computer. They did that for several years before stopping.)
Anyways, I am now going to agree and join in the Small Dogs and Sports class. Why am I giving up so easy, when it is not in my nature to?
Well, let's see. You managed to drown me two mornings in a row with envelopes, made my cereal, sandwiches, and, surprisingly enough, my fruit shape themselves into the words, Join the class! JOIN US!
You also made little flags and clothes that flew into the tennis court when I played saying, "Give Konan a treat," and engraved into my towel, Small Dogs + Sports Love.
(IT DOES NOT EQUAL LOVE.)
Then what you did to all of my other clothes and my bags and my…
Do I really need to go on? Honestly, I think you've broken several laws by now. Stalking is really bad.
However, I don't think I can stand a third day of this, so I am going to tomorrow's class.
And seeing Itachi-san, in all his glory and—
Bad thoughts. Bad thoughts. Itachi jerk. Pretty boys trouble. Get that straight, mind.
(Though, I suppose just seeing him can't be all that bad. Mmmm….)
—a slightly freaked out Tenten
P.S. By the way, can I please get a map on all of the sports fields here? I've been trying to find a soccer field for a while now, and where is the track field?
P.P.S. I except a lot of treats for me in the mail tomorrow. I deserve it after all I've been through.
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A/N: A much smaller chapter this time…Sorry. Anyways, I'll update this after I've update Hokage's Choice and Ghost. This is kinda fun…
If you have any questions/requests/suggestions, just tell me.
Review!
(Oh, and I wouldn't mind getting song suggestions…)