Author's Note: Partially based on a true story… No, really, this one happened.
Disclaimer: Still no own…
"Stupid demon party," Michael muttered. "And stupid Raphael for making me go…"
The Archangel of Fire was not in a good mood. He was being forced against his will to go to that Gehenna party, and Raphael had insisted that he bake cookies for everyone. Then again, he was the Archangel of Fire. How hard could it be?
He rolled out the dough and used the cookie cutters to make pretty shapes. Ha, this was simple. Reindeers and trees and stars and all that other crap… Raphael was just being lazy, making him do this. He put the dough on a tray, slid it into the oven, and set the timer for seven minutes.
"Piece of cake," he laughed.
Seven minutes later, he pulled the cookies back out.
"Looks like they need some more time," he decided. He put the cookies back in, and set the timer for two minutes.
Two minutes expired, and the cookies seemed not to be done yet. Michael grunted in frustration and set the timer for another minute.
After another minute, the cookies still looked very much unbaked. Michael set the timer for two minutes again. He was getting tired of waiting…
Still, nothing.
"What the hell is wrong with these cookies?!?" Michael screamed as he threw the tray back into the oven. "They… are… not… baking…" He set the timer for thirty minutes, "Ha, that oughta do it…"
He waited. And waited. Raphael stopped by for a moment after twenty minutes had passed and happened to look at the oven.
"Um… Mika-chan? These cookies…"
"They better be baking, that's all I can say!" Michael spat.
"But the oven…" Raphael hesitated. "You… forgot to turn it on…"