I changed the rating, just in case...
Date: December 9th
Character: Paul
Stimulus: Mistletoe
"Hey Paul,"
I looked over to see Rachel holding up mistletoe, a seductive smirk on her face.
"Why, hello there," I replied with a smirk.
"You gonna get me?" She wiggled the plant; I shuddered. When I almost reached her, she took a step back. Fighting the urge to laugh, I chased her around, all while she held the mistletoe above her head. I tackled her to the couch and hovered over her, kissing her, slowly lifting up her shirt…
"PAUL! WHAT THE HELL! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Oh, shit. Jacob. I dashed out of the door and ran into the woods.
Thank God for mistletoe.