I know it took long

BLAME MRS CUNNINGHAM-"BITCH"

If you want to know why she is a bitch read the bottom part. LATER

*Do not own FMA*

My friend said something about Colonel Mustard which I thought was way to funny so if you made it up I am sorry I just thought it was funny to put in. Also i just put random things together and if it looks like someones story.

I AM SORRY. I WAS JUST WRITING.

THE BLACK ROSE IS CAUGHT!?!

Yes I know me a great assassinam now walking around with this little brat and a giant tin can. *sigh* I was going to be stuck with this forever wasn't I?

"What are you thinking about?" Al asked. Strange? he always knew when to ask werid things like that. "I bet she is in love with me." Ed said looking smugly. "Sure like I would like a runt like you, at least Al is taller than 5 year old child." After I said that I leaned back to watch the fireworks go off. Ed was of his feet and was running right at me.

I sidestepped and caused Ed to run into a wall. He tried again but Al got in the way. "Oniisan you shouldn't attack girls." Yes!!!! I just beat him. Ed looked like he was going to exploded. As we went to the train, Colonel Mustang had to show up out of no where. "Full-metal I have heard that you where attacked by an assassin. It that true?"

How could he have known that-wait Mustang did seem to know way to much about us assassins then he needed. "Nope, Colonel Mustard, nothing happened. See yah." We all headed toward the train with Mustang cursing in the distance. "So.... What is our story going to be of why I am traveling with you? I can't just be this random person who just decided to come with you."

I looked over at Ed who still looked kinda pissed that i made him run into a wall. "You where attacked by Envy and so we are staying with you so that if Envy shows up again I can kill him." He looked almost gleeful with his fake reason. I looked up at Al confused. "He wish that were the case." He said. "He also doesn't under stand that he will be killed if he tries to kill Envy cause he is better at fighting."

On the train.

"So, you need to tell us more about yourself before I can trust you at all." Ed said the second the door to the train car was shut. So that nobody could hear us. "Where do you want me to start?" Wishing I never asked that. "Why did you become an assassin? Also, Why are you helping us instead of killing me when I am your target." The last part of the question shocked me. I never really thought about it till now. I told the story.

Back about 7 years ago when I was about 8 I was at home with my dad who had just got back form a job. He worked in the military. While he was home he kept telling me to tell nobody he was home. About a week after he came home, I came back from the store and when I came back I found 2 Alchemists and 30 officers with about 3 assassins. They were there to arrest my father for something that they will never tell me and for some reason there is no record of them ever doing anything like that. As they took him away, on of the assassins that where there saw me and hid me behind her. She took me to the academy for assassins to try to hid me from the military's eye. While I was living with her, her son, who was the same age as me, started to hang out. In the end later he fell in love with me. His name is Luke Strave. I never really like him and I guess we were friends but I never really liked him other than when we where practicing for a exam or something. The only things i understood then was how to be an assassin and how to kill. I never could thought get over a kill thought. Everyday I would come back after a mission I could feel my soul wanted to just fall apart and to have me die right then. Now, I don't know why I am helping you but there seems to be some horror in your life that beats mine anyday. I don't know I feel like I need to do anything I can for you which has never happened for me before.

I looked at him. He looked like he wanted to ask me something but couldn't ask. "Why are you and your brother they way you are now? Also why didn't you kill me when ever I tried to kill you?" He told me the whole story about his mother and how he and Al tried to bring her back but that cost Al his body and Ed's arm and then to bring al's soul back Ed had to give up his right arm.

I staired in horror I knew that something bad happened but for it to be that bad. How could someone not break from that.

Ok story.

MRS. CUNNINGHAM

OK in our at class we are doing weaving and knitting and when you do that it is so repetition that you have to talk or listen to music just something. Well she comes up to me while me and Sam(girl) where talking about if the color blue would go better al the end of her scarf or in the middle, nd she comes over going. "You guys (me and sam) come with me" Sooooo..... We follow her out the door and she goes on like a 5 min speech of why talking off subject is wrong and something else. We tell her what we where talking about and she says.

"Well you need to tell me about it at the right place at the right time" WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!! Later on she tells us that our artwork is taking to long and out talking distracts us. NOOO it is the daily 15 minswe spend talking to her that causes it. DAMN, I wish they would fire her she is so stupid. Sometimes I wish that there was a day that you could wish for anything you wanted and guess what I would wish for??

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Ok I would wish

TO BE IN FMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What it also makes it so I never have to see Mrs. Cunningham again.

Hitting to birds with on stone or should I say wish. LOL

I know stupid joke. Hope you read the other stories. ^_^ bye