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Roommates
Momoichi
Momoichi Zabuza was a proud man. He was smart, strong and polite (sometimes). The first time Naruto had met the man he had started crying. Zabuza had, for the first time, looked terrified. It wasn't the first time he made a little boy or girl cry, but he was utterly destroyed when the cute blonde had cried at the sight of him.
From that day, Zabuza had made it his goal to make Naruto like him. It wasn't love at first sight, because he had only been a teenage boy when he first met the little boy that was Naruto. But he had grown attached to the blonde, since he spent a lot of time with Naruto's big brother, Kyuubi.
Zabuza was one of the few friends Naruto had. Well, at least it used to be that way, but they hadn't met since Naruto broke the contact with his parents. And when Naruto moved from Minato and Kushina, Zabuza had been heartbroken.
That was a few years ago, and Zabuza hadn't met Naruto since. Therefore, he was ecstatic when Minato called and told him that Naruto had forgiven them. And then he was heartbroken again when he heard that his only friend's little brother was together with no other than Uchiha Sasuke.
But he had something Sasuke didn't have. And he wasn't talking about his length, even though Zabuza was a very tall and muscular man. He was talking about connections. While Sasuke had not been accepted by Minato, Zabuza had. The brunette that was Zabuza had been accepted by Minato when the blonde man realized that Zabuza had no intentions to get Naruto in bed as soon as possible.
Now, Zabuza may be bad-tempered, but he was not foolish. He knew better than to rush Naruto, and he had been friend with Naruto for ages, which had made him pretty much immune to his looks. Though he wished nothing other than to get Naruto in his bed and fool around.
He wondered how Naruto looked now, if he was still as innocent-looking and short. If he was still as blonde and blue-eyed. If he still dressed in those covering clothes. Maybe Minato had been a little too stubborn about the clothes and made it stay in Naruto's mind even these days.
Zabuza could still hear Minato's voice. "Always cover your body, Naru-chan", "If someone touches you, kick their shins and run. Scream for daddy" or "If you're going to the beach, Naruto, always stick close to Kyuubi and Zabuza, get it?"
He remembered the last one as if it was yesterday. Zabuza's family and Naruto's family had been in Europe on vacation, and when Naruto wanted to go to the beach with his big brother and his friend, Minato had gone through a list of rules for Kyuubi and Zabuza to follow.
Surprisingly enough, both Zabuza and Kyuubi had followed every single one. He could still list the rules in his head.
UAUAUA
Sasuke woke up early, around eight o'clock. He stretched before reaching out his arms and finding Naruto's slim body there. He gripped Naruto's hips, pulling the blonde close. He nuzzled his face into golden locks, ignoring the noises Shikamaru and Kiba were causing in the kitchen.
He decided that he loved Saturdays, even though he would have to meet that incredibly annoying man. Minato ignored him, glared at him and when he spoke, he only questioned Sasuke's manliness or status. Sasuke did not like that man.
Naruto mumbled something, unconsciously pressing his butt against Sasuke's groin. The Uchiha closed his eyes at the lovely feeling. He would have hardened if he hadn't already been hard thanks to his morning arousal. And it was Saturday, after all, which meant that he and the blonde had time to ...
"Naruto," he whispered, licking Naruto's ear shell. "Naruto ..."
The blonde mumbled something into his pillow. He let out a mewl when he felt Sasuke's cock against his boxer clad ass.
"Baby. We haven't had sex in two days, c'mon."
"What about the hospital, jerk?" Naruto muttered, turning around and snuggling his face into Sasuke's face. The Uchiha rolled his eyes.
"That didn't count."
"You were inside of me, it counts." Naruto protested, kissing the pale chest before him. Sasuke bit his lip, wanting to be inside right now.
Naruto flew up as something crashed in the kitchen, and they heard Shikamaru let out a loud curse as Kiba flat out yelled. He hadn't meant to support on his hand, but he did.
"Itai!" He growled, glaring at his bandaged hand. Sasuke looked a little guilty upon seeing the broken fingers. "Oi, bastard, go and check why Shika is cursing."
"Do it yourself."
"Go and check it." Naruto repeated. "I don't want to get cold before having sex."
Sasuke smirked, before getting out of the bed. He grabbed a pair of PJ pants that were on the floor before heading to the kitchen.
Kiba looked bothered when he saw Sasuke's pale, well-toned chest and whatever it could possibly be that was making the pyjama pants form a tent. "I'm not wearing any underwear either," the Uchiha smirked.
The dog lover made a gagging sound.
"What crashed?" Sasuke asked. Shikamaru sighed, muttering; "troublesome."
"I'm making cookies!" Kiba grinned, now having recovered from the shock of seeing Sasuke almost naked and with a very visible boner.
"…Where's Hinata?"
"Asleep. She didn't want to make cookies with me." Kiba frowned at the bitter truth, but Sasuke couldn't care less. "Now, shoo. I don't want you here if you don't put on clothes! Shoo!"
Sasuke threw a glare at Kiba before walking back to the bedroom. Naruto looked at him, silently demanding explanations to the commotion in their kitchen.
"The moron is making cookies."
"Oh." Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck, pulling him down in the warm bed once again. Sasuke bit Naruto's nose playfully, before licking his way down to Naruto's mouth. He stuck out his tongue, and Naruto took it in his mouth, sucking on it.
Sasuke groaned, thrusting his hips forward, against Naruto's ass. The blonde let his tongue go, and Sasuke groaned again - this time in disappointment. He felt a warm hand slid over his back, down in his PJ pants and he let out a surprised sound when Naruto groped his ass.
"Mmm, Sasuke." Naruto bucked his hips upward, moaning when he felt Sasuke's erection against his own. Sasuke gasped, as he felt fingers encircle him inside of the thin, light blue pants. "You're really hard here."
Sasuke leaned his forehead against Naruto's chest as the blonde jerked him off. "Naa-naruto!"
"Yes?" The hand disappeared, and Sasuke grunted in annoyance.
"Go and get the video camera, Blondie."
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Bastard!" The blonde huffed, pushing Sasuke off him and went to the bathroom. Sasuke was just about to get up and follow when he heard that Naruto locked the door.
UAUAUA
The cookies were a bit burnt in the edges, but otherwise they were pretty nice. Naruto was curled up in the armchair, chewing on one of the chocolate bits in the cookie he was slowly eating, and watching TV with Gaara.
The red-head seemed to be very interested in those sharks, as they were swimming around the camera man in the cage on the screen. Gaara was murmuring a little mantra, but no one was listening to him. "Eat him. Eat him. Eat him."
Tonbo was in Sasuke's lap, purring as the Uchiha stroked him over his back. Sasuke didn't seem too found by seeing the Great White shark circling around the cage. He would never do that, not even for a million dollars. Maybe if Naruto promised to do kinky stuff with him, then he would do it for sure.
Besides, the blonde was still a little upset about earlier. He had jerked off in the shower, screaming Sasuke's name and moaning loudly. The Uchiha had been forced to masturbate in the bed. Masturbate. He hadn't masturbated by himself in ages!
The phone rang, and Sasuke gripped it, seeing as he sat the closest. Naruto and Minato had already talked and decided that they would go out tonight before they went back to Kyoto, so he wasn't afraid that it would be his lover's father.
"Yes?"
"Ah, little brother. Exactly whom I wanted to talk with."
"Really now? About what, dear brother?" Sasuke wondered.
"I couldn't help but wonder what you are doing next Friday?"
"Next Friday? Why?" He couldn't help but sounding suspicious.
"I'm asking for a favour. I need you and Naruto to come with me and Kisame at a business party."
"Why? Does it say 'bring your brother and his boyfriend' on the invitation?"
"Not exactly. More of the lines 'bring a date or die'."
"Then I can't see why you need me or Naruto." He said. "Freak." He added for good measure.
Itachi sighed. "Well then, I need to borrow Naruto for a date. And you need to be Kisame's date. It's just for one night. I'll buy you anything. I'll do anything."
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched dangerously. Was he supposed to act as Hoshigaki Kisame's date for an entire night?
"Itachi?"
"Yes?"
"Where did you drop your brain?"
Itachi grunted. "Very funny. Sasuke, I'm practically begging."
"Why can't you just get some brainless girl to do it?"
"I'm asking one of those right now."
"Itachi-nii, don't be an ass." Sasuke wanted to hang up, but knew the consequences. "Is Kisame even gay? Are you gay? Why can't you bring a girl? C'mon. Call an escort."
"Never. I've done that once, and it ended with the escort leaving with another guy that offered her more money, and when I asked a 'normal' girl out, she was all clingy and ... yuck ..."
"I don't want to go out with Kisame. Not even pretend to go out with him."
"Give the phone to Naruto."
"No!"
"Give the phone to Naruto."
"Fine." Sasuke gave the phone to the blonde, who looked at him funny before taking it. Sasuke watched as Itachi told the blonde about his situation.
"Mhm," Naruto said, taking a little bite on his cookie. "Sure. You have to pick us up, though, someone crashed our car." Naruto took another bite while listening to Itachi. "Don't worry. He'll go with Kisame-san. Bye, Itachi."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes and glared at Naruto, who smiled innocently.
"If you don't go as Kisame-san's date I won't have sex with you in a month."
"You wouldn't do that," Sasuke snorted.
"Watch me, bastard."
UAUAUA
After having forced Naruto into some more fashionable clothes than his usual baggy rags and jeans they entered the restaurant where Minato and Kushina were waiting. Sasuke frowned upon seeing a well-built man with spiky brown hair and dark eyes. It was an attractive man, maybe five years older than them.
But he couldn't see why the man was sitting with Naruto's parents. The blonde seemed shocked too.
They reached the table, and Naruto blinked a couple of times. "Zabu-chan?"
Zabuza could only stare too. He had never imagined Naruto to turn into such beautiful boy. He almost wanted to drag Naruto into the restaurant's kitchen to get a proper look at him; the dim light in the fancy restaurant was a bit annoying, in fact.
"I was in town and Minato-san invited me. Nice to see you again, Naru-chan." Zabuza stood up, and Sasuke felt strangely small. The man wasn't as big or tall as Kisame, but he was at least a head taller than Sasuke. The Uchiha felt his fingers twitch dangerously as Naruto was pulled into an embrace from the stranger called Zabu-chan.
"Uhm, Sasuke, this is Momoichi Zabuza. Zabu-chan, this is Uchiha Sasuke."
"Nice to meet you." Zabuza held out his hand, and Sasuke shook it.
They all sat down and ordered. Naruto explained who Zabuza was a little better, and Sasuke still didn't like the man. Minato seemed to like him, though. Zabuza's arm wrapped around Naruto's shoulders, in that possessive way Sasuke usually put his arm around the blonde.
"So you're still in school. And you entered TAD. I'm glad you actually did it. Do you work or anything?" Zabuza asked, his dark voice a bit rough. A milder version of Kyuubi's voice. The arm was still around Naruto's shoulders. Sasuke couldn't stop staring.
"I'm a teacher at Sarutobi College. Art teacher. And I'm doing designs for Team Hebi."
Kushina let out a yelp. "Why haven't you told me, Naru-chan?" She burst out. "I love Team Hebi's clothes!"
"I should know. Half of my pay check ends up there." Minato said, though he didn't sound annoyed at all.
"What collection have you done, honey?" She asked, ignoring her husband.
"I sent over a folder with Christmas clothes yesterday. There's a detail on every design that tells they're done by me, so you'll notice."
Kushina nodded, very interested. "How does it look?"
"I ... uh ... kinda borrowed the Namikaze swirl. Hope you don't mind."
"How lovely!" Kushina looked so excited that Minato was afraid she would fall out of her chair. Sasuke didn't stop staring at the strong arm that was wrapped around Naruto's shoulders.
UAUAUA
In the other side of town, a pale man was looking over some pictures in his office. He had them spread over his desk, his assistant sitting on the other side.
It was snowing outside, and their driver had been a bit delayed due the nasty weather, so they could go through the folder that had arrived to their sky scrape without hurrying.
"He sure is talented," Kabuto said, correcting his glasses.
"Mmm, yes." Orochimaru smirked, tracing a long finger over one of the designs. "They are different, creative. I believe I have never seen a Christmas dress in black that isn't boring, slutty or gothic."
"He pulled it off quite well, even though the details are red." Kabuto nodded. "And this picture is a better version of what Tayuya did three days ago. See, the black belt and the green here. She is great too, but she make them slutty."
"We should put them in the same room," Orochimaru said. "Let's do that tomorrow, make them come over and brainstorm a little together in the conference room on the twenty-second floor."
"Yes, sir."
"And one more thing, Kabuto. Take these," Orochimaru picked a bunch of papers, "and send them to the factory. I want five copies of each design by tomorrow afternoon."
"Yes, sir."
UAUAUA
Naruto wondered if it could be any colder as he hurried toward the huge sky scrape where he was supposed to meet Tayuya in the lobby. He got inside, panting slightly from having more or less ran there.
The red-haired girl was standing by the desk, waiting for him, with a cocky look on her face. She was dressed in a skirt and a red, baggy t-shirt with a belt around her slim waist. She looked good, and was almost taller than him in her high boots.
He himself was dressed in a pair of dark jeans and his boyfriend's hoodie with 'Sarutobi College' printed over his chest. It was a bit big, but he loved the cosy shirt.
She smirked at him. "Yo," she said. "What's up with the bruise. Your boyfriend abusing you?"
Naruto looked her over. "At least I have a boyfriend."
Her smirk grew. "Maybe you aren't as stupid as you look."
Naruto followed her through the big lobby toward the elevators. "It's my hair-colour isn't it," he muttered to himself. But she heard him.
"Yeah, you're, like, taken from one of those jokes."
He growled, but they were quiet the rest of the elevator-journey. They reached floor twenty-two and she led him through the corridors. The corridors were filled with people, both tall models from other countries and men and women clad in suits or other forms of clothes that just showed how important they were.
She unlocked the door. She led him in a conference room with a big, oval table and with a lot of chairs around it. There were papers and pens spread all over the table. She grinned. "I was here early and started before you, hope you don't mind."
"Whatever." He said, sitting down next to her and looking at her designs. "You're good, Tayuya-san."
"Don't bother with the suffix." She said, gripping a pen. "Oi, what did the blonde do when he heard that over ninety percent of accidents occur at the home?"
Naruto frowned, but he hadn't heard this one yet. "I don't know."
"He moved!" She started laughing, clutching her stomach and falling out of her chair.
"Very funny. Very funny." Naruto sighed, taking a pen and a clean paper. He started drawing with his not-bandaged hand, since the other was useless right now.
"What happened to your hand, Blondie? Tried to open a door?" She snickered and sat up on her chair again.
"Car crash."
"Ouch. What happened?"
He looked up from his clutter. "I was bothering my boyfriend while he drove."
Tayuya's eyes widened. "In the car?!"
"What?"
"You gave him a BJ in the car?!" She started laughing.
"No! Why does everyone believe I sucked him off?!" He waved his hands desperately.
"Maybe it's because you look like a total prostitute when you say 'bothering'!" She fell off her chair again, laughing hysterically.
UAUAUA
Two hours later, filled with blonde jokes and sex jokes, Naruto was allowed to leave. Tayuya was going to stay and get the pictures to Kabuto, so she thought it was unnecessary for him to stay. But he felt pleased with himself, as if he had achieved something good.
And he kind of liked being around Tayuya. If you put the blonde and sex jokes aside she was pretty nice. Harsh and vulgar, but nice. She had complained about his clothes just like Sasuke and Shikamaru usually did, which meant he could count on only honesty from her.
The metal doors parted, and Naruto stepped in. It wasn't until he was inside of the metal cage he realized that he wasn't alone. A set of golden brown eyes were staring at him. He offered Orochimaru a small smile, and felt how his heart beat quickened.
"Naruto-kun. How lovely to see you." Orochimaru reached out his hand and Naruto was ready to slap it away, but it just passed him and a long finger pressed the emergency stop button. It stopped, and Naruto took a step closer to the wall in surprise. "How are you?"
"I am ... I'm fine, thanks." Naruto's smile became more strained.
"You look a little warm. Why don't you take off your ... clothes?"
"I'm fine, not hot at all."
"I beg to differ. You're very hot." Orochimaru leaned down and pressed his pale lips against Naruto's. He tried to push the older man away, but he didn't move. A sneaky tongue made its way inside of Naruto's mouth.
The blonde responded to the kiss, reaching out one hand to press the red button.
He let his thigh slide up in between Orochimaru's legs as he pushed the button. The elder designer didn't even notice that the elevator started moving again, since Naruto's slim thigh was gently rubbing his erection and his tongue was somewhere down Naruto's throat.
The doors slid apart with a soft pling, and Orochimaru backed away immediately, as if he hadn't been molesting the blonde a second ago.
To Be Continued
Next Chapter: Business Parties
"It was either coming or die slowly." Sasuke shivered at the threat Naruto had made.
"... He denied you sex."
"Yep."
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