A/N: I wasn't sure where I was gonna go with this, but I think it worked in the end. lol

At the convenient store, Maureen and Mimi are holding onto each other, Mark is holding Jolene onto the ground, and Joanne and Collins are standing directly in front of the three gunmen. The leader turns to the cashier and points the gun at him.

"Put the money in a bag! Now!" The gunman yells and the cashier obeys.

Maureen looks confused and lets go of Mimi. "Wait, who the fuck robs a convenient store in broad daylight?"

Collins drops and hands and thinks. "Yeah, that is pretty sucking stupid."

"Put your hands back up!" The second shouts, swing his gun towards Collins area.

Collins shrugs and puts his hands back up. "I'm just saying."

Joanne walks closer over to the two gunmen. "I'm just curious. What do you think you chances are of getting caught?"

The two gunmen look at each other and shrugs. "Uh, I don't know. Haven't really thought that far."

Joanne smiles. "Well if you do get caught, and I'm pretty sure you will, you're going need a lawyer." She reaches in her coat pocket a little too fast.

"I said don't move!" The gunman shoot past Joanne as a warning and she yelps.

"Relax, I was just giving you a business card." Joanne hands the gunman her card. "Give me a call."

Jolene walks up to Joanne. "Must you really do business at a time like this?"

Mimi looks at Mark, who's still on the floor scared. "Mark, where the hell is Roger?"

Right on cue, Roger walks out the restroom, unaware of the situation, he sees Mark on the floor. "What the hell are you doing?" Mark point to the entrance and sees the gunmen. "Oh shit!"

Mimi rolls her eyes and starts snacking on her food that she hasn't yet paid for. "So, you guys normally rob places, or is this your first time?"

The third gunman yells. "Stop talking!"

Mimi shrugs. "Sorry, I'm making conversation."

Maureen chuckles. "Yeah, I guess I can speak for everyone that the situation is rather unnecessary. Hey Meems, hit me up a twinkie." Mimi tosses her, her treat.

Jolene runs over to Mimi. "Hey you got anymore?" Mimi pulls out another twinkie, giving it to Jolene. "Hostess, my favey."

Roger looks at Mimi. "Um, sweetheart, can't you see that we're in a tight situation at the moment."

Mimi rolls her eyes again and sighs. "Well if you read the damn map, we wouldn't be in this situation."

Roger goes over to Mimi. "Are you serious? You're blaming me for this?" He walks over to the gunmen. "Hey guys, hypothetically, if you and your friends are driving and you misread a map and realize that you're lost, what do you do?"

The gunmen look at each other with confusion. "Um, drive around until we figure where we're at, I guess."

Roger turns around to Mimi, with satisfaction. "Thank you. Atleast someone understands that when you're lost, you don't ask for directions nor admit you're lost."

Jolene starts doing a little uncomfortable dance. "I have to pee. Can I-"

"No." One gunman says.

Jolene waves her hand in the air. "Please, you're really gonna make me piss on myself, in front of your boyfriend at that?"

The other gunman sighs. "Just let her piss man."

Jolene takes off running into the restroom. Maureen walks over to the lead gunman by the register and stirs up a conversation.

"You know, this whole black gear is quite sexy."

The gunman looks Maureen up and down and smiles. "Really?"

Maureen smirks. "Yeah. You know, I'm thinking that we could take this party else where."

Joanne goes over to Maureen, with anger. "Maureen, what the hell? If you're gonna flirt with a gunman, atleast don't do it in front of your own girlfriend!"

The looks at Joanne, then back at Maureen. "Wait, you two are together? Maybe I can get a two for one special." Joanne walks away with disgust. Mimi runs over next to Maureen.

"So uh, are you guys almost finished. We're kinda behind schedule."

Collins pulls out a blunt and lights it. "Hey if I die, I'm dying feeling fucking good."

The lead gunman places his arm on Mimi's shoulder and she automatically pushes his arm out the way, knock his gun out his hand.

"Oh I'm so sorry. Here let me get that." Mimi pick up the gun to hand it back to the gunman.

"Mimi!" Roger shouts. "You have the fucking gun!"

Mimi realizes what she's doing and points the gun at the gunman, and he jumps back. "Oh my god, what am I doing?! What do I do now?

Maureen shrugs. "I don't know, just keep it on him I guess."

Jolene walks out the restroom, and sees Mimi with the gun. "Cool! Mimi you have the gun!"

Mimi shrieks. "I know, that's so fucking awesome!"

Jolene runs over with excitement. "Okay my turn."

Maureen steps back. "No fair, I wanted next."

Jolene shrugs. "You didn't ask."

"But I was here first."

The lead gunman becomes annoyed. "Dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

At that moment, sirens come rolling in and one cop shouts. "Freeze! We have the place surrounded."

Collins exhales. "It's about fucking time!"

The two gunmen panic and places their guns on the ground as well as themselves. The leader becomes disappointment.

"I can't believe this. You guys are giving up already?"

Maureen chuckles. "You guys are the ones who decided to rob a convenient store in the middle of the day."

The police walk in handcuffing the gunmen and taking the gun from Mimi.

Jolene runs over to Mark, who hasn't moved from the floor. "Baby, are you okay?"

Mark sits up and look at himself, shaking. "I think I pissed my pants."

Jolene holds her terrified boyfriend. "It's okay baby. I called the police in the restroom with my cellphone and we're safe now."

The cashier, who's still freaked out, looks at the group. "Where are you guys from?"

Maureen smiles. "New York."

A/N: Decided to do the robbery, Boho style. lol What'd you think?