Hi! us again.Honey wants to talk now, so here she is.

Honey:yay! ok, first off, here is this story thing:

once upon a time there was a person called michi. Michi went to school a new school. there she met a person called...shouts WHATS SHE CALLED?

me:uh...Kiriyamiko.

Honey: Kiriyamiko. anyway, they became friends. end of story. a year later, michi found fanfiction and made kiriyamiko go on it. poor kiri got sucked in. anyway, the point is, michi is dedicating this chapter to kiriyamiko.

hope you enjoy it!

me:disclaimer:I do not own TMM, any anime or song I mention here, any language OR Raimu (who belongs to Kiriyamiko.) I do own Honey, though.

Honey: no you don't!

me:did you even read your contract?

Honey:no...reads over contract damn it!swears in finnish and spanish.

me:tut tut. anyway,enjoy.

Every thing was dark. I felt numb in this dark paradise, but no-there was light here, but it was far off. Pretty far off.

Then, the darkness started changing and within some seconds, it was green, a soft lime sparkling around me. The speck in the distance was getting bigger too, as if it was walking towards me-which it was.

But what was it?

It seemed to be some sort of raccoon... or was a fox or cat? Some sort of dog? It was only when it walked closer that I realised it was a ... ok, I couldn't remember their name, but I knew what they looked like.

I also knew they were this endangered, adorable mammal which I saw at this zoo on the way to Japan. They have bushy tails and look a bit like cats apart for their markings on their face and dark red fur.

And here was one, right in front of me.

It kept on walking forward. It only stopped when it was right in front of me and sat still, waving its tail and staring at me with black eyes that seemed to know every thing.

'What do you want?' I tried to ask, but my mouth didn't seem able to form the words. I tried again. 'What do you want?', but I couldn't say anything.

The animal blinked and I lifted it up with my numb arms.

Then... gosh, you really are going to think I'm crazy.

The animal went into me.

I 'm not joking. It really did. It literally walked into my chest.

It was tinglely. I'm really not joking here. I was filled with this strange feeling. It was abnormal, not like the numbness I had been feeling before, or the searing pain on the right side of my head at the back. (Just being precise. Wouldn't want you thinking it was somewhere else like on my palm, would I?)

I opened my eyes and was faced with two blue ones.

'Wha!!' I screamed.

'Ah!' cried the owner of the blue eyes who was the guy with blonde hair- Ryou.

'How are you?' asked the brown haired tail guy whilst Ryou rubbed his ears and swore silghtlently. 'I'm Keiichiro, whats your name?' He offered me his hand and was helping me to my feet as Ichigo and the other four waitresses burst through the lab doors.

'We heard something' said the blue rich one as Ichigo cried 'Honey!' and started running towards me.

'You know her?' asked Ryou unsympathetically.

'Yes, she moved next door to me recently.' Ichigo answered. She trued to me. 'Are you ok?'

'I'm ok excluding I got blasted with a giant laser gun,' I told her.

'WHAT?!' Ichigo yelped. Poor thing, she looked confused.

'Does that mean she's one of us, Na no da? YAY!' the yellow hyper rascal questioned. She ran forwards and carried on pestering Keiichiro. 'Is she is she is she Na no da?'

'Clam down pudding!' Said the blue one who had spoken before. She walked up to us, and just glared at me with cold eyes.

I guess purple isn't the only one who needs a people skills lesson here, I thought.

'What happened?' asked Ryou rudely.

'Well... 'I began, and told them about my weird dream thing. Whilst I did, the shy green one and purple one moved into the room.

'o-oh.' Stuttered the green one,'w-we just heard this scream'

Oops.

'The customers are gone. We said that someone had an accident of something. I forget.' said bluey, waving her hand, 'just in case it was aliens or something.'

What? Aliens?

'God, you're as easy to read as Ichigo.' Said Ryou.

'Well yeah,' I responded, as Ichigo cried 'hey! I am not easy to read!'

'I have no idea-'

BOOM.

Literally. Boom.

'Everyone upstairs!' Ichigo shouted.

Everybody started to run upstairs, even Ryou and kiichirio. I tailed after them.

Nobody was in the cafe.

BOOM. Again.

'Huh?' Ichigo questioned, 'was that-'but the flash of lighting answered her question.

Wait- lightning? I ran to the nearest window to find it was pouring with rain. Great.

'Well,' I said, 'now can you tell me what you mean by 'aliens' and,'one of us'?'

So they told me. They said how each girl had been zapped at by the giant laser gun, had a dream, and how now each had the DNA of a certain 'red data' animal. Ichigo had the DNA of an Iriomote Mountain cat, Aizawa Minto 'call me mint' (bluey) the DNA of a Tahiti Blue Lorikeet, Midorikawa Retasu, (also known as lettuce- so surprise guessing her colour) the finless porpoise, purin fong- 'Pudding, na no da!' the golden lion tamarin, (which is actually a MONKEY, just for the record.) and miss-no-people-skills (Fujiwara Zakuro) had the DNA of a grey wolf. According to them, this was to fight aliens who had come to destroy the world.

Please.

Also, they were now the mew mews- I guess that radio hadn't been wrong- and Ichigo-ICHIGO!-Their super lady-i.e. leader of the group. Each had a mew mark somewhere on their body, and each worked at mew mew cafe, their hideout.

We were in the lab now, each mew sitting on some sort of chair, and Ryou kinda angry because I taken his swivel chair.

'So, er...'

'Brown Honey,'

Everyone but Zakuro and Ichigo laughed, or chuckled.

'Anyway Honey,' asked Ryou, still grinning, 'any questions?'

Any questions? Just about a million.

'What animal DNA have I got? Where is my mew mark? Why am I a mew? I f I'm not a mew, am I going to be sworn to secrecy for knowing it, or are you just going to kill me? What kind of aliens do you, ahem, fight? How do you know all this? Why do you have this as a secret hideout? Why not a lab in the ground-'

'This is a lab in the ground, just with the shape of a cafe over it. It's got a cafe over it because we need money for all the computers and stuff. You are a mew, and we wouldn't kill you anyway, we'd just wipe your mind or something. And stop glaring at me like that, I'm serious. You are a mew because it seems the computer hadn't shut down properly and re-activated when you came to Japan because you had extremely compatible DNA. When you got to close to the machine because you were, ahem, EAVSDROPPING-'

'There was no soap in the ladies!' I cried.

'There is no soap in the ladies, Ryou,' Lettuce said.

'Shut up. Anyway, you got zapped because you were to near to the machine. The aliens, well, lets say you will see for yourself what they are like.-'

'They're not little green men with antenna, that's for sure.' murmured Ichigo.

'ANYWAY,-hey, stop swivelling a second, you're making me-'and then he grabbed the chair and pulled it towards him. He turned my back to him and started poking around through my hair.

'Hey!' I cried, wiggling.

'Hold still,' kiichirio said. I kept still. Someone lifted up my hair.

'There,' Kiichiro said, placing his finger on the right side on the back of my head where it had hurt before, 'there's her mark.'

Oh.

'Yay!' squealed Pudding, 'she is a mew!'

'Yeah,' I said, swivelling to face them, 'but what DNA do I have?'

'Can't you remember the animal that walked towards you? 'Mint sneered.

'I can,' I said,' but, uh... I don't exactly know its name...'

'You don't know its name?!'Everyone chimed. Mint laughed.

'that's ridiculous!'

'No its not!' I said, 'you wouldn't know it if you saw it!'

'Well honey,' said Kiichirio, 'it seems-according to the computer, anyway-you have the DNA of an Ailurus fulgens-'

'A shining cat?!' I asked, astounded.

'Also known as a red panda, lesser panda, fat panda,'(mint snorted)' Firefox or fire cat. And how on earth do you know Latin?'

'My mum taught me when I was small.' I answered.

'Do you know any other languages?'

'Yes.'

'Which?'

'Uh... English,Spanish,german,italian,pourtugese,french,latin,dutch,gealic, Egyptian, Russian, Turkish, Romanian, Hungarian, Cantonese, Chinese, Japanese-well, obviously-,Welsh, Arabic, Taiwan, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Swahili, Moroccan, Greek, Israeli, Hindi-'

'You could have just said, 'I speak a lot of languages' murmured Ryou, a little too loud.

'I'm sorry, but you did ask. And I'm learning Ukrainian and Danish.'

'Do you know Hungarian and Romanian?' asked Pudding out of the blue.

'Uh, yeah. She does. She said so. Why, Pudding?' Ichigo asked.

''cos Raimu speaks them!!' squealed pudding, turning a cartwheel.

'Raimu?' we chimed.

'Raimu's my best friend! She comes from Transylvania.' Pudding said, sticking her tongue out as she did another three cartwheels. 'She knows Japanese, but doesn't come here cos-'

'Pudding, is this really relavalant?' Ryou asked.

'Yes!' Pudding pouted. 'PUDDING AND RAIMU!'

'No pudding, its not.'

'Is!' cried Pudding, but Ryou wasn't listening.

'So,' he said, we've got a new mew.'

'Great' I heard someone say.

'Less of the comments, please. So Honey is now with us, and I just wonder how long it will be until-'

BOOM! CRASH!

I had a slight feeling that wasn't thunder.

ok, no prizes for guessing who it is.(fine, you geta scrap of paper if you guess. happy?)

so, please review (then I know you havn't just gotten bored) and cyah next time! I will try to be as quick as I can.