Heylu you everyone. first off, thanks for reviewing if you have. second, i do not own TMM, or any language. I do own honey.

Honey: grrr..... It was in very small writing!

me:get your eyes checked out!

Honey: i did!!!! It was very small!

Me: never mind. end of story, you belong to me. sorry, everyone. oh, and, no offence to any kisshu fans. I like kisshu too-

honey:eww!

me: shut up. anyway, hes ok, and no offence. next, it was pretty obvious, and lerryn and Hizakata Ayame (pronunciations, please?) get the scraps of paper as a you go. please enjoy.(bows)

Guess what? It wasn't thunder.

A guy outside was floating-FLOATING- in the air along with two other guys, who I noticed later. The first guy had green hair tied in two loose pigtails. He had a confident air about him, amber eyes and looked like the cool brother who was your age.

The taller kid next to him looked like his brother too. He had two loose pigtails as well, but shorter and in purple. He had black eyes that reminded me of black holes. I could imagine him as the older brother who went to Cambridge to do maths.

The other, smaller kid had bright ginger hair which was so short it stuck out on either side of his head in his pigtails, like mine. He was grinning and had an impish air about him. The rascal of a little brother, naturally.

The only things in common with these people were that they were all floating in the air and had the most bizarre ears sticking out crazily.

They made me laugh.

'TART! TAR TAR!' yelled a crazy pudding as she shot past me, though the open door, into the rain and jumped onto the smallest ....thing.

'Ahhh! Left go of me Pudding! And don't call me Tar-tar! My name is Tarturo!' he cried, shaking his leg. She slid off him and started tumbling through the air.

'MEW MEW PUDDING! MET-A-MOR-PHA-SIS!' she cried as she flew through the air, before anyone could say anything.

When she landed, she was wearing a yellow jumpsuit and yellow boots. She also had a yellow armband, legband, and fingerless orange gloves. Small brown ears poked out from under her blonde hair, whilst a brown tail protruded from behind, ending in a curl.

Wow.

All around me, the other mews started doing the same.

'MEW MEW STRAWBERRY!'

'MEW MEW MINTO!'

'MEW MEW LETTUCE!'

'MEW MEW ZAKURO!'

'META-MOR-PHA-SIS!' they cried.

And... Gosh.

Each transformed each transformation as beautiful and exquisite as the last. Ichigo now had pink hair and pink eyes, and she was wearing this pink poufy off-the-shoulder dress. She had an armband, a leg band, boots glove and....A cat tail with a little pink bow on it. And black cat ears.

Mint had a blue dress thing, (a pretty short one too.... wasn't she cold? It was raining!) Blue boots, the customary armband and leg band, gloves, and little back wings and a black tail. Her hair was navy now.

Lettuce was wearing a really strange green dress which had two layers... I don't get it myself. I still don't understand how she can fight in it. She was wearing the customary boots, gloves and armband, and the leg band, but in green. Her glasses had gone and you could see her lime green eyes clearly now. They matched her Lime green hair, which was extremely short; her braids had gone. She also had two really long antennas which went down to the floor. Which reminds me-how come she never steps on them?

Zakuro pulled off her jaw-dropping habit of looking amazing. She had a dark purple crop top which showed her belly bottom and a purple mini skirt. You know that the gloves, boots and bands are next. She kept her long purple hair, but had a think, fluffy grey tail and a pair of wolf ears.

I swallowed down the words that were trying to burst through my mouth, and it wasn't long before they did.

'MEW MEW HONEY! META-MOR-PHA-SIS!' I cried.

I pulled this pendant thing out of my pocket-how had it gotten there? - And.... whilst all the others had kissed it, I took a different track and rubbed my nose against it. I giggled.

I reached upwards with one hand, but placed the other behind my head. Then I leapt up (and I did a twirl in the air, to!)Shot through something and on the way down felt something soft on my body... of course-clothes! (Gosh that was stupid of me....)

I landed and started spinning around, placing my hands as if I was playing the saxophone.... Don't ask why, I just did! It was fun. That good enough for you?

I stretched my hands outwards and curved them so they went above my head. I did this stupid wiggle thing, like I was shaking water off myself, and something furry shot out from behind me, whilst I could swear something popped out of my head...

I stretched up for the last time, and pulled my hands down quickly, then away from each other. I left my right hand where it was and sent my left hand in the air again. I twiddled my fingers and smiled. I cocked my head to the side for good measure.

Done.

I put my hands down and looked at myself. Not too bad, I thought. I was wearing an orange skort that went three-quarters down my thighs. I had an orangey pumpkin (the colour, not the fruit...) top which had sleeves which were just a bit poufy and went just over my shoulders and down a bit. It was quite a longish top-loner than Zakuro's- and the edges had a dark orange rim. I also had the customary arm/leg bands, half-fingerless orange gloves, and boots which went just above my ankle (think converse high-tops, boot version).

Nice.

I took a quick look around and noticed that everyone had a necklace with the weird pendant. I raised my hand to my neck and felt it there. I didn't have much time to think about it though because something tickled my leg.

I looked behind me and realised I had a tail. A fluffy, stripy tail which was in brick-and-cream. I blinked and felt something twiddle at the top of my head.

No...

I raised my hands to me head and felt two pointed ears sprouting out from under my head.

Wow.

But my awe of my new-found ears and tail was gone when the green-haired-guy person said 'Hello kitty.' Then he glanced at me.' Who's that? I didn't know you were recruiting.'

'Kisshu!' Ichigo growled, her tail swishing angrily.

'Seriously, who is she?' Kisshu asked. And what animal is she?' he teleported-teleported!-to me side 'some kind of raccoon?' He grabbed my tail and pulled it twice.

He pulled my tail.

He pulled my tail.

TWICE!

In a mad rush of anger I did the first thing that came naturally to me. I thrust my foot backwards and... Kicked him right where it hurts for boys.....

Kisshu whimpered and doubled over. (I could have sworn in that moment Ichigo said. 'that actually have those...?' before she started laughing)

Tarturo teleported above puddings head and said 'does it really hurt that much when someone pulls your tail?'

Everyone stopped laughing and everyone except lettuce nodded.

'Lettuce didn't nod.' He said.

'Lettuce doesn't have a tail.' Mint said. 'But I'm sure it's just as bad to have you antenna tied together, right lettuce?'

Lettuce nodded and Tarturo flew a little further away.

I spun around and growled. I also glared at him.

'You don't do that! How would you like it if I pulled your weird ear things? I don't know what you are and I don't go pulling your ears! (I'm not going to say that I don't because I can't fly after him) What are you? Some kind of animal thing? An alien? Probably! 'I seethed.

'We are.' Said a voice from above.

I spun around. Whilst I did, Kisshu teleported back into the air.

'Be careful, Pai,' he said, 'she has a good kick.'

'We are aliens. We are just tiring to take back the world.'

'But it's ours!' I cried.' You can't just steal it!'

'Oh,' said Pai, bringing out a fan thing, 'we can.'

I though he was going to do something crazy with the fan, like, er, hit us with it or something, but instead just lazily waved in front of his face. I started breathing again. Then he spoke and oxygen just didn't start doing its job.

'Kisshu,' he said, 'have you got it?'

'Ahhhhh.' Kisshu said, 'I have!' He pulled this weird jellyfish thing out of nowhere.

'I wish you'd kicked him harder, Honey.' Someone murmured.

'Tarturo?'Asked Pai.

'Uh.....'

'Go get one.' Pai growled. 'NOW.' He thought.' Or....' He stretched out his hand towards me.

'NO!' I was pushed over by all the mews jumping on me (except for Zakuro, who was too cool to do that.) Pai still had his hand stretched out towards me. I had the feeling that it was bad. Then I turned around.

There was a pink ball hovering in the air. How it got there I don't know, but hey. It was there now.

Pai teleported there and was now also holding the jellyfish thing. He put them together.

'FUSION!'

The glowy ball and jellyfish exploded in rays of light. When they had gone, they were replaced by a crazy blue.... giraffe.

Wha!!! I thought a monster giraffe! Scary! And it was. It was blue and brown, and twenty metres tall. It also had razor sharp teeth. I didn't know giraffes were carnivores.

It screeched and Ichigo cried 'strawberry bell!' A heart-shaped thing with a bell in the middle of it appeared out of nowhere. (How on earth did all these things appear out of nowhere?!)She held it out in front of her as the giraffe thing came forward. I created something like a force shield and protected her.

I hoped I could do that.

'Minto arrow!' Mint cried, and she was holding a weapon too- a blue bow and arrow. She aimed for the giraffe. 'Minto arrow echo!' she cried. And arrow zoomed towards the giraffe.

The giraffe flicked it away with its tongue.

'Giraffes have very sticky tongues, you know.' Kisshu said, recovered. 'And they're very long, too!' he laughed.

I swore in German.

'Hey now, mew honey.' He said, waggling his finger at me. 'No swearing in other languages.'

How did he know German? I thought. More importantly, how did he know my name?!

The other mews tried their attacks too- lettuce had tanets and used lettuce ribbon rush, which shot a jet of water at the attacker (handy in the summer), but It was raining already and the giraffe just moved out of the way. Pudding had rings and used pudding ring inferno, which created a sticky pudding around the victim, (yum If I say so myself!) but the giraffe moved pretty quickly for a giraffe. Zakuro had this purple cross thing and used 'Zakuro ribbon spear' which was, uh, more like a cat-o-two tails whip in neon purple( the scariest one....) but the giraffe just dodged it.

Kisshu laughed. 'He moves fast for a giraffe!'

Words burst out of my throat yet again.

'Honey cane!' I cried. I placed my hands together, drew them apart and suddenly had a cane in my hands. Which was pretty darn cool. I placed both hands on my cane and stood curving my body slightly away from it, smiling.

If I had to describe my cane, it would be (and don't laugh,) English. It looked English. It went up to my waist and was a deep brown, mahogany, I supposed, and had a golden handle. There was also a ring of gold just under the handle. I blinked and also noticed the gold had a slight tinge of orange.

Neat.

'HONEY CANE RIBBON BLAZE!' I cried, pointing it at the giraffes head. Having said the word 'honey', the image of Boiling honey came to mind.

A thick, amber liquid shot out the end of the cane. The giraffe dodged it, but it caught Tarturo, who was sitting behind the giraffe thing.

'Wha!' he cried, 'it's hot!' He licked it. 'Honey?!' He tried to move around, but honey is rather sticky.

Honey is rather sticky.

Honey is rather sticky!

Ichigo must have noticed this at the same time as I did, because she was beside me in a moment, whispering to do it again. I did, focusing on honey trapping it. But I yelled my attack again I thought honey. Luckily honey shot out of the cane. I made sure this time to spray it all over the place.

The giraffe was trapped, A blue/brown spider in an amber web.

Ichigo grabbed her strawberry bell and passed it in front of one of her gloves, which had this bracelet thing on it. Then she started twirling in the sky. After spinning in the sky for ages, she cried 'STRAWBERRY RIBBON CHECK SURPRISE!' and a bolt of kaleidoscopic light shot towards the stuck giraffe. It exploded and the jellyfish thing and pink ball appeared. A pink fluff ball with wings and a small tail carried on the trend of coming out of nowhere and ate the jelly fish whilst saying 'chimera animal! Chimera animal!'

'Hmmfp' Pai said and teleported away. Tarturo didn't say anything before leaving. Before Kisshu left, I shouted:

'Pull your trousers up!'

As you can see, I saw still a little sore about the tail, and his bloody trousers were really far down. It was annoying.

He was about to teleport but stopped just in time. 'What?'

'Pull your trousers up! Invest in a belt!'

Pai and Tarturo had re-appeared again. Everyone was now staring at me.

'Your trousers are really low down! Pull them up and invest in a belt, which holds them up, or get a smaller size like you friends! And wear underwear!'

'What?!' he exclaimed as the mews (except Zakuro) and Tarturo started giggling.

'Get some boxers! Don't they sell underwear where you live? Or do you want us to see you don't have any on? Is that why you don't pull up your trousers? Just get some boxers if you're going to have your trousers that low! What if one day they fall off? Do you want to scar us for life?! Is that why you don't wear underwear?! Go get some boxers or something! Or a belt!' I took a breath. The mews now were laughing quite a bit. Tarturo was falling over in the air. Kisshu looked a little angry, and a little confused. I was glaring at him again. The only two who didn't show any emotion were Zakuro and Pai, but I guess they wouldn't show emotion if a hurricane hit Japan right now.

'Hey!' said Kisshu, turning to Tarturo, who was laughing upside down in the air, 'Why are you laughing?'

'Huh?' questioned Tarturo. Then he flipped right way up and got a look at Kisshu's face, which was angry now. Tarturo teleported, with Kisshu right behind him. Pai blinked and did the same.

Ichigo walked towards the pink ball, which had stayed where it was the entire time. She cupped it in her hand and walked right past me, to a clump of bushes. She pushed them apart and a man who had a camera lay there. He was blue. She let go of the pink ball and ran back. The pink ball entered his mouth and he blinked and came to life again.

'Honey,' Zakuro whispered to me, 'don't say anything now. And act scared. Don't respond to your name at all, or if anyone calls you.' I was taken aback by Zakuro addressing me by my name, so I did what I was told with now question. He looked at us and grabbed a phone. He dialled a number and nodded. His conversation seemed to be:' yeah, mmmm, yeah, hmmmm.... the park. Hmm... Yes.'

In seconds reporters had flitted to the space where we were.

honey:who dislike that ending? I do!

me: forgive me. see you all next time!!! bibi