ok, scince I've taken AGGGGES, I'm sorry. and also, I wanted to do a christmas specil, but I might later. not now.

Honey: also, it may be a while before I bother to tell her the rest of my story, cos, cos.... I don't know.

me:ANYWAY, thanks for sticking around. even with the atrociuos .....anywho, heres the chappy. and it may seem useless, but really- its not.

Oooookay. Giant evil bird messing with out electricity. I nodded.

Truth be told, it looked like a very spiky yellow bird. (If you've seen or played Pokémon, think of Zapdos) which was dancing on cables. And hopping around on them. It was kinda ridiculous; if I weren't so set on defeating it I would have been laughing so much I'd have been crying.

'HONEY CANE!' I cried, deciding to get this over with quick. It was raining, and I reckoned mum wasn't going to be too happy if I went home soaked again. The others must have had the same idea because Pudding had got out her rings too and Zakuro was using her spear whip thingy. It connected and hurt the bird, but not so much that it stopped fighting.

'Kwaaa!' it cried, sending bolts of electricity in our direction.

Pain. That's what it was. Everyone, even Zakuro, gasped as they hit the ground. Pudding was trying to hold back tears.

'Ha! Defeated in one shot!' Kisshu cried. 'That's no fun kitty!'

'The...rain....' Lettuce uttered. 'Water... conducts electricity....'she winced.

Oof. It had to be something really painful to this guy, but we were in a hell of a lot of pain too.

'Honey...cane....ribbon...blaze....' I said weakly, without even realising I had said it. I had been thinking of water, and some trickled out the end.

Wait- were you telling me....?

The others were a little confused. We were getting more strength back, so we actually stood up.

'Honey cane ribbon blaze!' I shouted, but at the last minute Kisshu shouted 'whatcha doing Honey?!'And instead of thinking about water I thought of Kisshu.

Bad idea. Thousands of miniature kisshus flew out the end of the cane and hit him and the monster (plus Pai and Taruto) square on the nose. Which is really funny, cos they all wrinkled their noses. Go on; imagine a really angry alien wrinkling his nose.

'Lettuce ribbon rush!'

Lettuce was prefroming her attack, but instead of water, out of her tanets came....

Electricity.

It shot toward the bird thing and collided with it. It shrieked in pain.

'Ichigo!'

'Strawberry ribbon check surprise!'

Here we go with the spinning in the sky and pahoom! Bye bye birdy

'hmmpfh.' Off went Pai.

Taruto blinked and disappeared.

'Are you going to chew me out this time, any of you?' Kisshu asked.

We shook our heads and Kisshu disappeared too.

Whooom! Reporters galore, as usual.

Whoopee.

Pudding got a little more hyper and started doing her imitation of a spring (aka she jumped around everywhere.)

Ichigo tapped my shoulder and pointed.

Pudding came flying towards me and landed in my arms.

'Honey onee-chan!' she squealed.

'WHAT?!'

'Honey onee-chan!'

'Mew Honey is you Onee-chan?'

'Yes!'She did a bunch of cartwheels. 'All the mews are my onee-chans!'

'ALL OF THEM?!'

'Yup!' she squealed, nodding frantically whilst spinning in circles. Oof. It's enough to make someone dizzy.

'Can you give us an interview then?'

'OF COURSE!' she screamed before Ichigo (or anyone else) could say no.

Each mew got interviewed-it was pretty funny watching them all.

'How is Pudding you little sister, Mint?'

Mint sniffed. 'Well, it works like this- you get two people and...'

'No, no- how are all of you sisters when you have different characteristics looks...'

'What Pudding means,' Mint started, 'is that we were made in the same laboratory? However, the ovum was also the same. But pudding's very young....'

'Zakuro, you are the eldest mew, right?'

She nodded.

'But you came out rather recently...' the reporter was left standing.

Zakuro was fed up and had disappeared.

'Pudding, do you like your sisters?'

'PUDDING LOVES HER BIG SISTERS!'

'Pudding, are you happy with them?'

'PUDDING IS!'

'Pudding, can you stop twirling is circles and screaming?'

'NO! PUDDINGS EXCITED!'

'Lettuce, who is you favourite sister?'

'Oh, I don't have favourites.' She laughed

'Ah. Well, do you all get on well?'

'Yes.... Ichigo and mint sometimes have debates with our brothers...'

'BROTHERS?'

'Our creators, I mean....'

'Ichigo! Mew Ichigo! How do you feel about carrying the burden that you might accidently hurt a sister of yours? Do you like your sisters? Do you fight with them? What is it like living with them in the same house?' heaps of reporters surrounded poor Ichigo.

'Ahh!' she cried, her hair spiky. She was waving her arms around. 'Ah! I don't know! Stop!' She sank to the ground, 'too many questions!' She was banging her head on the ground now.

Poor thing.

Some one tapped my shoulder and I turned around. This guy was grinning at me frantically and waving.

'DO YOU LIKE BEING A MEW?' he asked. He talked very loudly and did a lot of stupid hand movements-like when he said mew, he put his hands up like they were ears and started dancing around. In fact, if I'd only got stuff from what he was miming, he would have said:

'Why you good move like an alien with weird ears whilst doing a stupid dance?'

I stared at him stupidly. He tried again.

'WHY ARE YOU DEAF MUTE?'

'why are you waving your hands in front of your ears and putting your hand in front of your mouth?'

I blinked and walked away. Easy.

Someone else tapped me on the shoulder. Damnit.

I turned around, and this stupid guy knew sign language.

Great.

'What animal species are you?' he asked.

'Red panda,' I replied,' not too well known.'

'Great.' He answered. 'What about your attack phrase? Can you say that?'

'Uh, yeah....' (Of course I can!)

'Why?'(What kind of a question is that?)

'If I knew, I would tell you.' (Utter lie.)

'How come you are the most recent mew?'

'Because I was the one who took longest developing.'(Gosh its fun to make up rubbish. No wonder pudding likes this stuff. But maybe it's because she's part hyperactive monkey.)

'DEVELOPING?'

'Yes.'

'Like....how?'

'Uh... I have to go; mew Ichigo is calling me to her using telepathy.' I said as Ichigo said 'we have to go soon.' (Have I mentioned how I love making up rubbish?)

'As in, we have to go now?' Lettuce asked.

'Yes!' Ichigo nodded. 'We have to go now!'

'Wait!' cried one particular reporter. 'One more question!' she screeched as we leapt over a rooftop.

'You had to, huh pudding? You can't shut up?' Mint asked once we'd walked through the doors of the cafe.

'I can't help it! There nice!'

'And we aren't?' Lettuce asked.

'YOU are, but, but..... 'She waved her arms around to demonstrate nothing.

'They give you a lot of attention?' Kiichiro tried.

'YEAH!'

'Thought so.' He smiled. 'So, as I'm guessing you got interviewed, what amazing lies did you have fun making up this time?'

'Well, we were made in he same lab...'

'We are biological half sisters...'

'Our creators are also our 'brothers'...'

'We 'develop' into mews...'

'Maybe,' Ryou said, walking in,' the compatible DNA comes with the ability to make up absolute rubbish.' He was holding the weird pink fluff ball with wings and a tail.

'What is that?' I asked, pointing at the fluff ball which was now dancing around us.

'That's Masha!' Ichigo squealed.

'It was called R2000, but she re-named it. It's a robot which senses aliens.' Ryou exclaimed broadly.

'Hey, Ryou, why don't the rest of us get one?' Mint asked.

'Getting greedy now, mint?' He responded.

'Mint has a point. What if an alien attacks us?' Lettuce asked.

Ryou smiled.' Take it as a compliment that you don't all have robots. Masha was first created to give Ichigo a warning. Now you all have powers and know how to use them to the best of your ability, Masha is only around to collect research. In fact, the only one who might need help with aliens would be Honey, and she's always with Ichigo, or at least most of the time.'

It took me a while to realise he had insulted me under my nose. I let it slip as I really could not be bothered to argue the point.

'Pudding wonders!' Pudding squealed.

'What do you wonder?' Lettuce asked.

'If Pudding could do like lettuce one-Chan and Honey onee Chan!'

'What did you do?' Ryou asked, glaring at us (us being lettuce and me)

'Err.....'We didn't get much further.

'well, honey made miniature kisshus come flying out of her cane, and the lettuce made electricity hit the bird thing, and...' Ichigo burbled for us.

'Ichigo, I wasn't asking you. But thank you anyway. And I thought you'd learnt that by now? Or is Zakuro the only on here with brains?'Ryou responded.

'Huh?' we clamoured. Even pudding stopped jumping.

'Haven't you noticed that while Zakuro says the word 'spear' in her attack sequence, she always has some kind of whip?' Ryou rolled his eyes. 'You lot really are clueless.'

well there you go! end of chappy. also, a question-

honey:oh ****

me: do you want me to write a chappy of honeys first day in a japanese school?

honey:NO!

me:now i really do! anyway, see ya!