A/N: Sorry for the long wait for an update, but he it is. This chapter is more comical even under the circumstances their in. lol.

Maureen and Joanne are wrapped into each other's arm, wrapped in their own sheet as well. Smiling and brushing her sleeping lover with her fingertips, Maureen leans in for a kiss and until a knock forms on the door.

"Go away!" Maureen kisses her pookie, hopefully that someone got the hint.

"Maureen! Mo!" Maureen recognized Mark's voice on the other side of the door. Only he would be bad timing of killing a moment. "We have an emergency! Collins is missing!"

Maureen heads shoots up now alert. She grabs the sheets from the bed and wraps around her body, leaving Joanne naked, cold, and still sleeping. She runs to the door wrapped in her semi toga, swinging the door open.

"What happened to Collins?"

"I don't know. He's not-" Mark was going to continue but can help but notice a naked Joanne laying the bed. Staring at the figure, he forgets what he came up for.

Maureen looks back to what Mark was staring and smacks him in the back of the head. "Stop staring and tell what happened to Collins."

Mark rubs the back of his head, realizing he came for a reason. "Oh, Collins left. His car is gone, his things are gone and he's definitely not in this place."

Maureen becomes worried, and rushes pass Mark down the hall. Mark takes one more glance of Joanne before closing the door, not realizing that it closed on Maureen's sheets, causing it to rip off her body. Maureen, slightly embarrassed, tries to play it off by continuing running down the hallways when the other three walk out of their rooms.

"What the fuck?" Jolene looks at Maureen's naked body running down the hall and running up the stairs.

Mimi bursts out laughing but then notices Roger practically drooling and covers his eyes as she continues laughing. Joanne walks out of her room with her robe, still partially recovering from her hangover.

"What's with all the commotion?" Joanne rubs her eyes trying to see.

Jolene chuckles. "You're crazy ass girlfriend, and when I say ass, I mean I saw lots of it, is running around the house naked."

Joanne sighs, not sure if she wants to know, but asks anyways. "Why?"

Mark clears his throat, still slightly blushing from seeing Joanne naked. "Um, I'm assuming she's trying to figure out where Collins is. He's missing."

Mimi uncovers Roger's eyes. "Do you have any idea where he could be?"

Joanne shrugs "I haven't seen him since I left last night."

Maureen runs back down the hallways, still undressed. Mimi covers Roger's eyes once again. Everyone laughs except Joanne's still trying to figure out why her girlfriend is running around naked.

"He's not in his room!"

Mark rolls his eyes. "I already told you that."

Maureen gives him the finger. "You're the one who was watching Joanne sleep naked."

Joanne's eyes grow wide. "What?!" She grabs the sheets from the floor and wraps it around Maureen. "We'll find him. Just let us change our clothes." She rushes herself and Maureen into the bedroom.

An awkward silence fills the hallways as everyone stares at Mark. "What?"

Roger, whose eyes are no longer covered, chuckled. "Dude, were you really staring at Joanne naked?"

Mark starts to turn red again. "No, I mean I was trying to- I mean I walked in and-"

Jolene, feeling too awkward, walks back in her room. Mimi bursts out into another fit of laughter.

Roger chuckles himself. "I can't believe you were checking out Joanne."

Mimi shrugs. "It's not like she's not easy on the eyes you know."

Roger looks down at Mimi confused. "What did you guys do in that hotel?"

Mimi kisses Roger on the cheek. "You can relax. Now we just have to find Collins. We can pretty much say that this vacation's over."

A/N: Where do you think Collins went? Please review, I really like it when you do. Like Joanne felt when Maureen proposed and said i do. Okay maybe not that good. lol.