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Chapter 4

"I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake"- Cat Deeley

Edwards POV

I had just gotten off the phone with Charlie and the conversation went better than I expected. I thought I'd for sure have to do a lot of begging but I got off easy. I wasn't going to complain or anything. I knew I had lied about my parents buying the plane tickets and knowing we were going to Boston but my parents were pretty laid back. I'd tell them that Bella and I were leaving for a trip to Boston in the morning and they'd be fine with it. They approved immensely of Bella and treated her as one of their own.

My father, Carlisle Cullen, is the most sought after pediatric heart surgeon in all of North America. He received his degree from Harvard, and I'm anxious to follow in his footsteps. He is a hard worker and travels constantly but he always promised his family that he would be home for dinner at least once a week. To this day he held that promise. He treats our family very well; growing up as children we had whatever we wanted. Some may say we were spoiled, but my father instilled in us the values of dedication, hard work, respect, appreciation, and love from very early on.

My mother, Esme Cullen, has her own interior decorating businesses located all over the world. The waiting list to get a consult from her firm is at least two years long. My mother is the most caring and compassionate person I have ever known. She never yelled at us as children and taught us the beauty of art and music. Although my mother travelled quite a bit as well, she would always phone her kids to make sure we were alive and well. When I was really young she'd even call and read me a story before I went to bed (Emmett was never a good babysitter. He'd never read to me. When I think back on those days I bet I probably watched him more than he watched me!). I let out a deep sigh. Just thinking about leaving my mother while I go away to Harvard breaks my heart…

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I was still lying in bed when I checked the time on my cell phone. 10:45 pm. Alice was late but I wasn't surprised. She always took her time shopping. I was so tired. Today had been a busy day for me. I felt my eyelids start to close on me and then Alice came rushing through my bedroom door throwing bags and boxes all over my floor. I sat up straight away…I nearly had a heart attack. I wasn't expecting that kind of entrance from Alice.

"God Alice could you be any louder? I was practically asleep! You scared me half to death!" I shouted at her in a hushed tone.

"Oh Edward shut up would ya? God you're such a downer!" she chirped "and don't even bother to say I sound just like Emmett, I already know. Don't you think we have a point though? Lighten up bro!". Then she came over and sat on the bed and gave me a hug. She noticed that she had somewhat hurt my feelings and apologized. I really didn't care what Emmett and Alice said about me anymore, I was use to it but I always liked making them feel bad.

"So how did it go Alice? Buy enough stuff for Bella?" I asked with a grin on my face

"Edward would you believe that every store in the mall had sales today? I thought I had died and gone to heaven! Come and look at what I got her and don't be a slow poke we need to organize and pack everything up pronto! I called Jasper and he's on his way over to help us. He's probably grabbing Bella's luggage out of my car as we speak" She ran over to the boxes and bags on the floor.

"Okay okay I'm coming" I said as I slowly slipped off my bed and went to sit on the floor next to my sister.

I started to grab clothes out of bags and boxes and placed them on the floor getting ready to remove the price tags. Alice had gone way overboard. There was no way Bella would need half these clothes for our trip but I knew I was going to be forced to pack it all.

Alice was getting Bella's toiletry bag together. She had bought Bella all kinds of makeup, body washes, products for her hair, a curling iron, a blow-dryer, and even a straightener.

"Alice I said we were going to Boston for a few days not a few months! How will we get all this stuff on the plane?" I asked while giving her a little push.

"Owww! Edward! All of this is absolutely necessary for Bella to have. Just pay the airline if you guys are over the weight limit" she said.

"Did I just see you hit my fiancée Edward?" I heard a voice ask from the doorway

"Jasper! Good to see you man! Yeah I'm sorry about the push, she is my sister though!" I said trying to plead my case.

"Just don't let me catch you doing it again okay?" he said with a smirk

"Deal" I replied. "Is that Bella's luggage?" I asked motioning to the two huge suitcases he had in his hands.

'Apparently it is. Where the hell are you going that you need this much stuff"

"Boston!" Alice interceded and ran over to Jasper to give him a kiss

"Oh I heard Bella got into Harvard but I didn't think you guys were moving down right away…" he said

"No Jasper you're silly! They're just going down for a couple of days" Alice spoke while she grabbed the suitcases from Jasper.

"A couple of days?" he spoke very slowly examining the amount of stuff Alice had bought

"Jasper I know man, Alice went way overboard. There's no arguing with her though as you probably know so lets just get down to business" I said

Jasper laughed and then came to sit down beside me. "What can I help with?" he asked.

I stopped packing to take a look at the time on my cell again. It was already 1:30am and I felt like we had accomplished nothing. We were still unpacking bags and removing tags from clothes. I had just about had it when I heard Jasper whistling. I slowly moved my eyes to look at what Jasper was holding up. In his hands was the hottest piece of lingerie I had ever seen. The babydoll was completely sheer. It was a beautiful blue colour with extensive lace detail. My mouth dropped open.

"Alice…" I spoke very slowly. "I think you have mixed up some of your bags with Bella's".

She raised her head from the piles of clothes she was organizing on my floor to look at what Jasper held.

"Oh! Nope! That's for Bella. There should be a couple more like them in different colours somewhere in this mess". She scrambled around trying to find the Victoria's Secret bags. "Besides that's way too big for me to fit in, Bella's boobs are huge compared to mine!" she met my gaze and smirked. Before I knew it Alice had discovered the missing bags and was pulling items out.

"See! I bought it in every colour! It's just so cute! Don't you agree boys?" she asked gesturing to me and Jasper.

"I especially like the hot pink one" was Jaspers response. "How about you Edward?"

My mind went to mush. I couldn't think about anything except how hot Bella would look in that blue lingerie.

"I love the blue one". I gasped when I realized what I had just said out loud.

All eyes were on me now. "God! How the hell do I get myself into these situations" I asked myself.

"That's what I figured" Alice said to me while she hurried back to her organizing. Jasper just gave me a wink and went back to folding clothes. And that was it…no one pushed the subject. That was very unusual for my family but I thought it best to just leave it alone.

As time went on I discovered that Alice just hadn't bought Bella the babydolls but also what probably totalled 20 pairs of bras and panties. All matching. There was zebra print ones, ones with lace, plain black ones, and a variety of other colours. I felt awkward holding them in my hands. I couldn't stop imagining seeing Bella in them….

All of a sudden I heard my name being hollered. "EDWARD! Would you hand me those!? I've asked you like 5 times. Those are the last things we need to pack" Alice mentioned.

"Oh..um..for sure! Here you go" and I threw them over to where Alice sat.

She grabbed them quickly, refolding everything and placing them into the suitcase.

"Excellent!" she exclaimed! "We're done!

I was so glad. It was already 3.30am. I thanked Alice and Jasper and escorted them out of my room. As they walked out hand in hand they both said at the same time "don't get too carried away in Boston now!" and ran off laughing. I knew what they were referring to. Bella would never let us go that far. I wished she would though….

I brought the suitcases downstairs so I could load them into the car in the morning. I had one measly suitcase and my laptop bag as my carry on. Bella had 2 suitcases, one carry on bag and a huge purse that Alice had filled with girly stuff. After the luggage was placed near the front door I ran back up to my room. "Yes!" I thought to myself "I have exactly an hour and a half to dream about Bella" and with that I set my alarm for 5:00am and slipped into my bed….