Can You Survive a Demigodese Game show?
Julia: Welcome back to... Can you survive a Demigodese Game show?
Percy: Wassup?
Annabeth: Hi people!
Thalia: Yo.
Grover: Beh-eh-eh... chewing on tin can hello!
Luke: looking at himself in mirror, it breaks, then he blushes and puts it away ummm, yeah...
Nico: Hey everybody!
Audience: Some girls try to run up to the stage, but security raise their daggers
Girls: Ah! Nico... nooooo! Girls are thrown back into the crowd and lands on randomful people.
Randomful people: OW! I broke something!!
Julia: O-kaaaay. Anyway, on to the show, but before that...
Lights dim and everyone sees a screen light up...
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a girl on that loved the Percy Jackson Series... picture of an avatar/image appears
N: And she wrote awesome pjo fanfics, and talked in the forums... And she was Journalist793. Now, this girl wrote a funny TV show fanfic called Fanmail with the Stars. And people responded and it was a very fun show...
Picture changes to the TV show and the audience laughing...
N: But then Picture disappears a person who's penname is Sticky...
Audience gasps
N: And he/she reported her for writing in script...
Audience: Booooo!
N: screen disappears and lights turn on She might be banned for a week and her fanfic is going to be deleted...
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Someone starts sobbing :'
N: And guess who we have with us today? Sticky!
Sticky is tied up in ropes and being carried in from backstage by big hunky officers...
Julia walks out
Nico: Hey! Where were you Julia?
Julia: turns red No where.
Percy: Were you narrator?
Julia: Ahem! Torture time! :))))))
Percy: Ask him questions!
Julia: Pouts Fine! But we torture too!
Everyone nods...
Julia: So, Sticky, why did you write that mean comment and report her?
Sticky: Because. Everyone is writing TV shows.
Julia: Yeah? So am I.
Sticky: Well... I'm stupid.
Julia: Yeah, we all know. Check his IQ.
Policeman with mustache: Yes ma'am!
Suddenly the machine starts to move, and sirens wail, then the machine explodes, throwing everyone onstage 5 feet back.
Policeman with blue shorts: Whoa! It has... OMG! It has... it has... negative 500 IQ!!
Audience gasps
Julia: Well, that explains it. He was bored and stupid. Stupid. Now onto the torture evil look appears on her face and laughs evilly- muahahahah!
Sticky: Yay!
Annabeth: Beat him! I'm assuming it's a him.
Julia: Yeah, usually the male species is so stupid.
Percy, Luke, Nico, the policemen, and males in the audience: Hey!
Julia: You know it's true!
Boys pout.
Luke: Hmph.
Julia: Luke, you're an exception.
Luke: stops crying I am?
Julia: Yeah, you can't be stupid.
Luke: Puffs out chest Yeah.
Julia: Turns around and winks at everybody Yeah, you have NO IQ.
Luke: What's IQ?
Julia: It's puffy chicken with Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Luke: Oh. OK! Ha-ha! Starts skipping
Everyone rolls their eyes.
Julia: Anyway, evil look TORTURE TIME!!
Sticky: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Julia: Starts whacking Sticky with a large iron pole.
Nico: Where'd you get that pole?
Julia: Ummmm... Actually, IDK.
Everyone stares at Julia.
Julia turns red.
Person in audience: That's my pole!
Julia: Shut up or you'll be whacked!
Person slumps in seat.
Percy: How'd you get it?
Person: I, uh, don't really know.
Annabeth: Oh gods!
Everyone nods.
Julia: OK! We'll be back after commercial break.
3 headed purple and green monster with big knives and daggers... says!
Clean, Clean, Clean,
Your teeth,
Until Mommy Monster says they're green!
You're teeth are a livin' part of yo body,
So brush them teeth everybody!
Shows pearly greens
Audience: EW!
Julia: OK, who put that commercial on?? Huh? Looks at policemen
Julia sighs: Whatever.
Luke: I think the monster was cool! Groans from everywhere
Julia: So, as for last week's poll question... which was:
Who do you think Percy's date was? Or was he trying to make Annabeth jealous?
Julia: 2 people said Rachel, 2 said no date, and 1 said neither. The answer is...
Audience leans in
Julia: It is...
Julia: Definitely Rachel!! And we have her with us!!
Policemen lead Rachel onto the stage
Rachel: Hey everybody!!
Percy waves to Rachel.
Julia: So, Rachel, it was you?
Rachel: Yeah.
Julia: So, what kind of date?
Rachel: Well, I never said it was a date, I just didn't understand the math and so I asked Percy if he could come over to help me.
Percy blushes.
Julia: Percy! Explain yourself!!
Percy: Well, I was kind of trying to make coughAnnacough besneezeth jealous.
Everyone gasps
Julia: Never in the making of this show did this happen!
Percy: This show was just made.
Julia: Blinks twice So? What's your point?
Julia: Anyway, time for Annabeth to come to the Gossip chair!!
Annabeth: Hi!
Julia: So, Annabeth, how do you feel about Percy's behavior?
Annabeth: Well, he's a stupid boy because I'm dating someone.
Everyone gasps.
Julia: Who?
Annabeth: Well, he's from my school, his name is... John, yeah, John.
Julia: You're making this up!
Annabeth: Yeah, I know, but he's still stupid.
Julia: If you weren't Athena's daughter I would say As are you! But, alas, smartness ruins everything. You two deserve each other, you disgust me! Get off my nice chair! Next up, Grover!
Grover: Yay!
Julia: So, how's life being vegan?
Grover: Well, it's pretty hard, with the diet and all but tin cans and enchiladas... mmmmm...
Julia: Do you believe you're the best satyr?
Grover: I'm just a satyr trying to follow Pan in the best way possible.
Julia: Okay! Well, how's Juniper?
Grover: Oh, she's fine. We're still together.
Everyone: Awwww!
Julia: Last question: Do you like my 100 recycled materials here?
Grover: Oh, I love them!
Julia: Thank you, now quickly, Nico!
Nico: Hey ladies!
Girls scream.
Julia: Can I have your number; just in case, um, I need you to, um, do me a favor?
Nico: Um, yeah, sure. hands Julia his number
Julia squeals.
Nico: my questions?
Julia: Any lucky ladies in your life?
Nico: Nope.
Julia: mutters "Not yet"
Nico: What did you say?
Julia: Hmm? Anyway, how's Bianca?
Nico: Oh, she's great, I visited her a week ago.
Julia: How nice. Next time tell her I said hi. And, do you still want to kill Percy?
Nico: Uh, not really.
Julia: Aw! No violence. Pouts
Nico: Um?
Julia: Right! How's life?
Nico: OK, I guess.
Julia: OK, now for the poll:
Who do you want as judges for our show? You can vote for 3 different judges, 2 for one judge and 1 for another, or all 3 votes for 1 judge. Comprende?
Julia: OK, well then, vote for the poll and now sign yourself up for the show with a review!! Write what you want for an obstacle. So...
Everyone: 3 claw to chest and push out... TO THE GODS!
p.s., send yo questions on the Rumor Line!!