Can You Survive a Demigodese Game show?
Julia: Hey everybody and welcome back to Can You Survive a Demigodese Game show? !!
Percy: Hey!
Annabeth: What's up?
Grover: Bleet! Bleet!
Luke: Homies. Yo.
Thalia: E-llo!
Nico: Hey everybody! screaming girls
Amy: Hi everybody! I'm a guest today!
Julia: And she gets to beat up Sticky! So let's start with that!
Amy brings out Sticky: sock in the nose –What- punch –were- whack- you- ugly crack and Sticky's arm is bent in the wrong way- thinking?-
Audience: EW!
Julia: That was... AWESOME!! High- Five! high-five to Amy
Amy: Well, now we have the questions!
Julia: The Dark Moose asked Grover: You know what Grover? You can't be a Vegan because enchiladas have cheese and cheese is made of milk and milk comes from cows and vegans don't eat anything from animals!
Audience gasps
Grover: Well... Okay! I'm not Vegan. Pan, you people are so mean! runs out crying
Julia: Eh, he'll come out eventually.
Everyone nods.
Amy: OK, then next thing! Will you please read and review percabeth4evR's story "Problem's with Girls"? Thank you!!
Julia: Whee!
Everyone: Whee?
Julia: Whatever! Anyway, next question by percabeth4evR: Annabeth...Do you still have feelings for Luke even though he is evil?
Annabeth: Ummm... Well, no! Gods, why is everyone asking me that? runs out crying
Julia: What is with these people? No hard feelings, the question was perfect.
Amy: Anymore questions?
Julia: No. tears in eyes
Audience: Not again!
Julia: Wipes eyes If you people looks at audience would send more questions!
Amy: pats Julia on back Now we have the results for judges...
JUDGE 1: Bianca di Angelo p.s. Rainstorm of WindClan I think she's awesome too!
JUDGE 2: Juniper!
JUDGE 3: HERMES!!
All 3 walk out from behind the stage
Bianca: Hey everybody!
Juniper: Hi! Grover runs out
Hermes: What up dawg?
Juver moment! Grover and Juniper hug.
Everyone: Aw!
Julia: So here's how the game is played:
Amy: Everyone who signs up will have 10 rounds of hard obstacles like Wipeout.
Julia: They will be:
run through a lava mountain that's splitting apart and bursting
climb the Big Wall that's steep and be pecked by birds
Jump across several gaps that are like cliffs
Have a showdown with Luke fight style (Luke: Duh?)
Chase after an ice cream truck
Use a canoe to go 5 miles through an ice-cold really fast river
Make yourself a pair of wings and successfully fly to an island
Vase on your head you jump-rope on a tight rope
Fear Factor eat gross things
A combination of a couple of these
Bonus round! This is for the last people remaining!
Julia: So. Send a review saying that you're signed up and then tell me which of these events will be your strength and your weakness. If not I will pick for you!
evil muahahahaha! laugh
Amy: Now. For each round the judges will rate you 0-3. Your weakness will definitely be 0-1 and your strength will be 3.
Julia: You can have the Bonus Round as your strength or weakness. But who knows if you'll get that far?
Amy: The events will be picked randomly! Don't pick number one thinking that people will vote for you!
Julia: Did she say vote? Yes she did! Every event you can get 9 points and then you have your votes. The person with the least points goes home. 1 person goes home every chapter.
Amy: Bonus round is only audience votes! Judges will comment, but they will not vote!
Julia: That's right! So now we have a little example! Annabeth!
Annabeth runs in.
Julia: You're up first!!
Amy: Our obstacle is: get tossed around by our Big Tosser! You'll be tossed by our big machine in the direction of a rope. Then if you grab on, you'll pass! If not, you go down to the bottom into a lake!
Julia: And then you get tossed again until you win!
Annabeth goes into the Big Tosser... She gets tossed and misses it! Plunge. Swims back frantically and gets into the Big Tosser... She gets tossed and barely grabs on! Then she swings back and forth but her feet are too far away from the land area. She takes a big swing and... Misses and is grabbing on to the landing area with her fingers. She grabs onto the tree and pulls herself up. Cheers from the audience.
Hermes: What was the big fall there? I like how you grabbed the landing area, but still! I give a 2!
Bianca: Besides the fall, I think it was good, 2!
Juniper: That was nice, except the fall... I would hate to land in that water! Um, 2!
Julia: That's a total of 6 for Annabeth!
Amy: Percy!
Percy walks up to the Big Tosser and he's thrown! He's battling to hold onto the rope... and splash, he's down! Swims back and is thrown... Splash... no, he's still on... he swings and his hand slips and he barely makes it over to the land area. Cheers.
Juniper: That was nice, I give a 2.
Bianca: Same here.
Hermes: I would give a 1 and a half, but... 2.
Julia: OK, that's 6 for Percy, too!
Amy: Since were running out of time, one last person: Nico! Next time everyone else!
Nico walks calmly to the Big Tosser... he's flying, grabs onto the rope perfectly, and... He makes a perfect round!!
Hermes: Awesome! 3 outta 3!
Bianca: Perfect, 3!
Juniper: Wonderful, 3!
Nico nods.
Julia: 9 out of 9 for Nico!
Amy: So sign up! We only have up to fifteen spots!!
Julia: I don't think we'll have that many, but if we have more, then 1st come, 1st served!!
Amy: So, see you next time!
3-finger claw push out... To the gods!