Can You Survive a Demigodese Game show?
Julia: Hello, and welcome to what it says above. Today I apologize profusely for not updating. Be a NICE audience.
Tabitha: We tortured her for you.
Phoebe: Saved you the burning of precious calories.
Sunny: Go eat cake.
Percabeth4ever: Yum....
Amy: Can we play already?!
Julia: Today we will be playing the Make yourself a pair of wings and successfully fly to an island.
YAY!
Julia: Everyone will receive a bag of feathers, glue, and other stuff. Then you will go to the river with your stuff, construct your wings and fly across. Mind you the river is dangerous and fast.
*cuts to clip showing inch-per-hour moving wide river*
Audience boos.
Julia: JK!
*clip of very fast, long river*
YAYs and someone yelling: BLOOD!
Julia: Go!
Everyone grabs stuff and goes to river.
*Clip shows contestants running... Cuts to Amy, with a feather stuck in her hair. She's already tinkering with the body of the wings... Cuts to Sunny, organizing the things and looking through manual... Cuts to Phoebe and Tabitha, Tabitha putting random parts together and Phoebe sneezing from the feathers... Their wings are for two people. *
Julia: OK, we'll check in on them when they're done. For now, coffee and cake for everyone!
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Julia: OK, let's watch *picks from hat* Sunny's construction process.
*Clip: Sunny puts parts together carefully, following the manual. Time is running out so Sunny fumbles with the feathers and tries to stick on stickers for style points. Time to fly: she uses the cannon to blast herself up and then glides through the air. Unfortunately, the glue isn't dry and the feathers slide off. She starts to flip and turn uncontrollably, then lands, the weight of the wings almost sending her back in the river.*
Applause.
Julia: Amy! Ok, here we go...
*Clip: Amy puts random parts together, then applies the feathers. She has enough time to apply blazes of fire paint to the end. Amy is done before time and blasts herself into the air. Everything appears to be going smoothly until a part falls off and the wings come apart. Amy presses the parachute button at the last second and is washed away by the river, cursing.*
Julia: OOH! Scary. Next, percabeth4ever!
*Percabeth4ever: She wasn't shown before because of technical problems. Anyway: She part follows the manual, part shoves together, finishes with the feathers, and added stripes. She blasts herself into the air and she's flying. Occasional feathers rip off, but the wings are too heavy. Just as she reaches the shore, she rockets down and lands.*
Applause.
Julia: Phoebe and Tabitha!
*The two joined wings are perfect in construction but no personal touches or feathers because Phoebe kept sneezing and Tabitha looked at their remaining time upside down. They blast away and land on the other side OK.*
Julia: JUDGES!
Bianca: For Sunny- 3! (Applause)
Hermes with cake on nose: 3 (A)
Juniper: 3!
Amy: For me!
Bianca: Sorry, bad day. 1.
Hermes: 1.
Juniper: 1.
BOO! (Audience)
Bianca: perca.. Eh. 2.
Hermes: 3
Juniper: 3!
Julia: P & T!
Bianca: 3! Loved the construction!
Hermes: 2, bad landing.
Juniper: 3!
Julia: End of the show! In the lead- Sunny with a perfect 9! Followed by perca... and P & T with 8! Amy, bad day, with a total of three.
3 claw to chest and push away...
Everyone: To the gods!
Cast & Crew & Audience: BYE!