Every Month Is The Month Of October
bold Italics are greg's pushy thoughts
Normal Italics are Greg's Shyer thoughts.
Underlined Bold is October's Upfront thoughts
Normal Bold is October's Shy thoughts.
SecretsBeneathMySoul : You have been an Insperation girl lol, here is your chapter that is based on your Idea, hope u like it ;)
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I OWN NOTHING!!
October and Greg were at the edge of their seats, playing Tony Hawk's Underground on the PS2, each trying to beat each other out...Greg was loosing.
"Oh yes look at that darkslide...Elmo I believe that puts me in the lead and time ends in 5...4...3...2...1!" October threw her controler in the air. "AND THE CROUD GOES WILD FOR SKATING PRO OCTOBER JASMINE PEPPER!" She screamed dancing around the room.
"Yeah yeah, rub it in...But one day I will beat you." He bet. It had been 3 days since October had moved in and tomorrow was the day she went back to work.
"Whatev...We should probably get some sleep as we need to leave for work in like 8 hours." She yawned.
"Yeah OK, night Oco." He waved and dissapeared into his bedroom.
' You do realise that he will probably be fully naked in that room for at least 4 seconds. '
' Whoa whoa hold up, I haven't heard from you since year 10 when I fancied that boy in the year above me...What so I don't even get a hello, how've you been?'
Well being as I'm part of you, I shouldn't really need to ask how you've been...I thought we went through all this 8 years ago.'
'Bloody hell 8 years, time flies...Why are you here now then mate...wait...nooooooooo...'
'Oh yes...My side of our brain quite fancies Greggo'
' Oh why, 8 years ago I was fine just being friends with Will...But noooo you had to screw it up with your teenage girl hormones didn't you'
'Hey, It's hardly my fault...October liked what she saw and went for it'
...Can you at least try and be a little bit more suptle about it this time round...With Will it was at that under 18's club and you practically shoved me onto him with out warning and you just made me start snoging him!'
Ahh good times...You have to admit it was a pretty cool first kiss though.
'...I 'spose...Can we just try and get some sleep, we're tired.'
'Okay'
And October fell asleep like that.
6 Hours later Greg felt something prodding him in the back, he thought it was some unnamed fly or bug and decided to swat it away, little did he know he just hit October in the stoumache.
"Oh that is it...This is the last time I try and help you out." She muttered under her breath and left for the kitchen and grabbed the Ice tray from the freezer and marched back into Greg's room, this was her 7th attempt at waking him up."RISE AND SHINE GREGGO!" She shouted and emptied the ice onto Greg's bare back. He jumped from the bed and started dancing around in his sweat pants.
"HOLY HELL ON A STICK, MOTHERFUCK, COLD COLD COLD, JESUS AND ALL THAT'S SACRED...WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!" Greg screamed at October, looking her directly in her eyes with a face of disbelife, the same one she had seen when he found out he had been infected with mildew, who was laughing hystericaly with a giant smirk on her face.She streightened her self out and calmed herself down.
"That was like the 7th time I had tried to get you up, 'cmon, it should take you like 15 minutes to get ready, you're gonna take me out for that dinner I won a few days back before work." She said, in an apolagetic way.
"...You woke me up with ICE for that? Oco, I didn't know you could be so cruel." He said with a mock hurt look on his face.
"Quit your bitching and get ready." she demanded, throwing an orange T-Shirt that had been discarded on the floor to him.
"Words hurt Oco." He said with a puppy dog expression. October scoffed and walked out.
It took him half an hour to get ready. When he came out of his bedroom with a horrible hawaiian shirt and jeans on, yet his hair looked perfect.
"Let me guess, the clothes took 2 minutes and the hair was 28?" October asked.
"Nope, The clothes took 1 minute and the hair 29...What...Don't give me that look, hair like this doesn't just happen." He laughed and grabbed his keys from the side counter. "So, where're we eating?" Greg asked, thinking she was probably going to pick somewhere expensive.
"KFC" She replied smiling. They were now in the car. "I just can't resist that original recipie." Greg laughed and made his way to the nearest KFC drive thru.
"So what do you want then Oco?" He asked
"Okay...I'll have a large popcorn chicken, with a salsa toasted twister, a zinger box meal, with 6 pieces of original chicken please.Oh and a side of gravy and corn...Oh and a Tango." She said sweetly, watching Greg's jaw drop.
"Some of that's for me right..." He asked, astonished.
"Nope" She was still smiling.
"Where are you hiding the blubbery fat that should be all over your body and clogging up your arteries...You're not bulemic are you?" He said, being serious about the last part.
"No Greg, I do not make myself sick, I eat alot then burn it off at the gym so I don't get too muscley...The only times I have made myself sick is to bunk off school when I was a teenager." October explained.
"...Okaaaaaay then." He said as he pulled up to the little speaker box. He ordered from them both. They sat in the car to eat the food, Greg took 10 minutes to eat his and sat there the rest of the 40 minutes watching October eat in Awe.
"Ywww...Know..mmmm...mwww..It's rude to stphare at peple when...mmmm...they're eating right." October said, not even looking at Greg as she spoke, through mouthfulls of Toasted Twister.
"And did you know it's rude to speak with your mouth full." He retorted, grinning because he knew he had one.
"Touche" She stated and finished the last bite of her meal. "Come, ride onto the place of work."
"Okay Las Vegas crime lab here we come." Greg pulled out of the parking lot, it took them 15 minutes from there.
3 HOURS LATER
"...I'm bored." October stated, rooting though the CD's, "AHA, I got it." She pulled out the Tenaious D, The Pick Of Destiny soundtrack. " 'Cmon Elmo, we are going to re-enact the end showdown of The Pick Of Destiny!"
"Oh AWSOME...I'm JB then." Greg sounded like a kid getting picked for a team or something.
"OK cool, I shall be Beelzeboss mwuhahahaha." She put the CD in the player and listened to the tune.
Oco/Beelzeboss
I AM COMPLETE!
Elmo/JB, KG
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckk.
Oco/Beelzeboss
Yes you are Fucked, Shit Out Of Luck,
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck,
This world will be mine,
And you're first in line,
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die.
Elmo/JB
Waaaait, Waaaait, Wait you motherfucker,
We challenge you to a rock off,
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
They were cut off by Cathrine walking into the lab.
"Well I don't know about rocking my socks off, but if you have those samples I sent you prossesed, I will be very grateful." She said smiling.
"Ohh yeah sure, they should just be a few more minutes." She beamed, not at all embaressed.
"How're you finding Vegas October?" Cathrine asked.
"Haha...It definetitly isn't flame retardant." She said bluntly.
"Oooo Sweety I heard about that...If you ever want a cleaner place to stay, you're welcome at my house anytime." Cathrine smiled sweetly and turned her head when a machine started beeping, October took the printed sheet and looked at it.
"Eww sick!" October exclaimed, still looking at the sheet.
"What, what is it?" Greg asked looking at the sheet now too. "Oh okay, yeah that is pretty gross." Greg confirmed.
"Well? You gonna tell me or what?" Cathrine said, looking at October's expression.
"Okay, Mr and Mrs Grenich are..." October started.
"Are...?" Cathrine said, amused by the look on October's face.
"...Twins...Seperated at birth by the looks of it...Jesus christ, what the hell, did they go ,' When's you're birthday? Oh 12th of February 1979, that's the same as mine, Do you have any birth marks? One on you're thigh in the shape on Texas? Why that's the exact same birthmark as mine...Wait a second...WE MUST BE SOULMATES! ' I'm just saying...These must have been REALLY dumb people not to notice." October said, disgusted.
"Actually, Mr Grenich is a Rocket Scientist and Mrs Grenich is a Marine Biologist...I just feel sorry for their kids." Cathrine explained.
"...They have kids, okay I'm going to try and erase this memory from my head with the thought of my parents having sex...Okay that last memory is gone but now I have another Evil image stuck in my brain...Thanks for bringing us this case Cat." Greg said, closing his eyes.
"Alright, guys, I'll see you later, get back to work, no Tenacious D." Cathrine ordered and strolled out.
October and Greg got back to their stools and started to work again, 15 minutes later, October got bored...Again.
She screwed up a bit of scrap paper she had been doodling on, grabbed the ruler sitting on the desk and pelted a paper ball at the back of Greg's head.
"What the hell?" Greg shouted, apparently he had been asleep at the time of the pelting, as there were very few cases that night.
"Dude, we're you asleep?" October asked, laughing.
"So what if I was?" Greg asked, playfully but groggily.
"I just find it amusing is all. Sleeping + Ball of Paper A great mini prank." October laughed.
"Meh." Greg grunted and went to go back to sleep. October raised herself from her stool and flicked Greg's ear, hard. "OWW WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" Greg shouted, holding his ear which was now red.
"Come on, we're getting Coffee in you." She explained and dragged him out of the lab.
"Okay, let me grab my stash first." He said, wriggled out of her grip and ran back to the lab. October chuckled to herself and shook her head.
Okay...You are going to ask him out when he gets back, right?
Wrong! We are not asking him out!
Awwwwww come on...You know you want to.
...
HA! See, I KNEW that the whole brain liked him and it wasn't just my side.
Shut up already, do you know how annoying you are?
Indoodles I do know how annoying I am,And If I must be annoying to make you go out with Greg, then annoy I shall...Oh look, here he comes.
I hate you.
I love you too honey.
"OKAY!" Greg shouted as he ran back with what looked like the last of his energy "This...Is my Blue Hawaiian Coffee...It's rare and 40 bucks a pound." He explaned.October snached the bag of coffee in her hands, examined it and hugged Greg randomly.
"In my 12 years of drinking this coffee...I have never, EVER, found another person that drinks it...My last of Blue Hawaiian melted with the house, I am eternally grateful." October droned like a mindless zombie, just thinking how good this coffee would taste.
"...You've been drinking Blue Hawaiian since you were 10?" Greg asked shaking his head. "Heh, no wonder you're so short." He laughed.
"...I may be 5' 2", and a half...But I've got a black belt in shotokan Karate and i'll kick your ass...Make any more coffee related shortness jokes and I will end you." October said seriously with a sweet smile etched on her face.
They reached the break room and Greg got the pot of coffee ready while October sat down on the blue couch. When the coffee was ready, Greg poured it into 2 mugs and passed one to October.
"So, Oco, tell me, out of all the CSIs and lab tech's, which ones do you like the most or least?" Greg asked, like a gameshow host.
"Ohh...I'm only playing this game if you play it." October demanded. Greg gluped a bit of his coffee and nodded yes to say he would. " Okay...Least...Definitely Hodges, he's just creepy, then Eckley, he's creepy too...Ummmm oh, I've taken a disliking to Sara...She just seems content with hateing me"
"Oh come on, Sara does not hate you." Greg said, not believing that Sara hated October.
"...Greg, she called me a pompous,British, stuck up, spoiled whiner, who always got what she wanted...Now look me in the eye and tell me that's not hate." October said seriously.
"Serious?? Why would she call you that?" Greg asked.
"Because my parents paid for my house and everything in it...Before it burned down that is...I mean it's not like we're rich...We're working class, they just wanted me to have something as a moving away present and because they had a fund saved up for me anyway, they used it on a house with nice things." October explained, looking down at her feet, she didn't like admitting her family was poor, even when she was a teenager, she bought all her own things and bragged about them to her friends, saying how her mum had bought them for her.
"You know, you don't have to be embarresed about you're families lack of money...I had exactly the same thing, but instead of a house I got a car." Greg said, trying to cheer her up.
"What the shit-mobile out there." She laughed.
"No...A 1967 Chevrolet Impala, Black." He said wincing.
"YOU HAVE A 1967 CHEVROLET IMPALA, BLACK AND YOU DRIVE THAT PEICE OF SHIT! ELMO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!" October shouted, standing up.
"Had and I was thinking I wrapped it round a tree two days after I got it." Greg laughed, October didn't, instead she hit him on the back of the head.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!? The 1967 Chevvy Impala, Black, Is my dream car Greg...The car I have wanted since I first saw it...AND YOU KILLED IT!" October was really going off at Greg, which confused him because she was lecturing him on a car he wrecked 6 years ago.
"Okay I get it, you're a big Chevvy Impala fan...Don't blame me though, blame the tree..." Greg grumbled, trying to think of an excuse as to why it was a trees fault.
"Okay Sanders, I'll make you a deal...If you buy me dinner again...And I mean a real fancy dinner, I'll drop the car ranting." October offered extending her hand. Greg took it and shook.
"You're on Pepper, how's about Saterday night sound to you?" Greg asked with a challenging tone.
"Fine!" October said bluntly.
"Fine" Greg retaliated gluping the last of his Blue Hawaiian down.
"Sooooooo...That's a date then?" October asked.
"Ummmm...Yeah it's a date." Greg said hardly believeing what he had just said. Greg got up from his seat and practically ran back to the lab.
'WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! DUDE YOU DID IT.'
'Nooooooooooo...SHE DID IT! I JUST WANTED TO STAY FRIENDS...WHAT IF EVERYTHING SCREWS UP!'
'Crap...So that's why I'm still here...You're still being a little bitch about the whole October thing...Jesus Christ man, grow some balls, she obviously likes you!'
'...She does ?'
'Yes she does...Greggo, I knew you were dumb, but I had no idea how dumb untill about 4 seconds ago...She's just as nervous as you about asking you out!'
'Really?'
Yes really...Now, you go back up to her and say that you had a short shift today...And you leave and think about where the hell you're going to take her for this 'fancy' dinner'
Greg stopped talking to himself in his head and turned on his heel back to the break room, only to crash into October who had been trying to catch up with Greg.
"Owie" October yelped as her ass hit the cold floor.
"Oh my God...Sorry Oco...You okay?" He said laughing, whilst helping her to her feet. It was only now October really noticed how short she was compaired to Greg, he was like 5' 9" next to her, that was quite tall.
"Yeah, I'm fine...I just thought of something I needed to do in the lab...But I've only got like 10 minutes till Nick gets here for his sap samples and I have to do it before the dumbass gets here."
"Dumbass?" He asked.
"Yeah, Nick is the guy that thinks he's hot and is really cocky right?" October asked with a quizzical look.
"Yup that'd be him." Greg confirmed.
"Yeah, I heard him and his buddie, that Warrick guy take bets on who would ask me out first and what ones I would accept and deny to." She explained, raising her eyebrows. They were both walking to the lab now.
Greg explained. "Ummm, so, when you said date earlyer-"
"Umm yeah,'bout that...Sorry, I didn't mean to call it a date, so, I apologize if it was weird or awkward" October blurted out, blushing like hell.
"No, nonononono, it wasn't...awkward." Greg lied." It's just..." He took a deep breath. " I'm glad you asked me." "He concluded.
" Ohhh...Cool" She smiled.
"Just out of curiousity, who were the bets on ?" Greg asked giving his cheeky grin.
"Archie, 10 I'd say no, Hodges, 0 I'd say no, it's that obvious what I'd say to that, Nick, £30 I'd say no, jeeze that guy is full of himself, in all honesty I find him repulsive, and the same goes for Warrick, I could love them over time...As brothers." October laughed.
" And me ?" Greg asked.
" They didn't think you'd ask me. " Oco admited, shrugging. Just then Nick came into the lab. While his back was to Nick he said quickly to Oco.
"Follow my lead." Greg said with a wink. "So Oco, I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out to dinner with me this Saterday." Nick's jaw dropped.
"Yeah, sure I'd love to, I'd have to check what I'm doing first though." She said, catching on. "Oh, Hi Nick...I've got your sap samples here ready." She smiled sweetly.
"...Right, yeah." Nick took the sheet of paper October held out in front of him. "Great, I'm looking for a fern tree in a forest full of fern trees" Nick sighed. "And just lost 20..." He mumbled.
"What was that?" October asked smirking.
"Oh nothing, I'd better get going." Nick stated and left the lab hastily.
"Well that was fun" October grinned.
"Indeed." Greg replied also grinning.
"Indoodles Indeed." October said randomly and burst into her guineypig laugh, triggering Greg to laugh, triggering everyone to look into the glass lab in bewilderment. "I think this is gonna work out just fine Elmo." She took his hand, upon seeing day shift and walked to Greg's car to take them home.
Arwwwwww I like what I did there...But what do you think, What should happen next ?
1) Greg's house get's burned down, could possibly be an arsonist.
2) Greg's car crashes on the way back home.
3) Skip streight to the date.
4) Have a very short, random chapter that's only real purpose is to make you laugh.
Help me decide,
KEEP ON KEEPING ON ROCKING (AND READING, AND REVIEWING!)
xx Lu-Lu xx
