Note: When Hikaru has the pen, the writing is normal and when Kaoru has the pen the writing is in italics.
Dear Santa,
We're writing this together because we invariably want the same thing. We want to get into trouble and have a good time. We would also like Tamaki-sama to fall on lots of banana peals and be rejected by a least a few girls. It'll be good for him. (Yeah right, Hikaru, don't tell lies to Santa. Kaoru, gimme that pen, it's not a lie!)
Now that I (Kaoru) have the pen again, I would like to point out that there is one thing that I would like that I don't think Hikaru wants and, I hope, vise versa. The only thing I really want for Christmas is Hikaru.
Oh, Kaoru! You know the only thing I really want for Christmas is you!
Erm, so now that we're back, we'd like to revise what we first said (not that we wouldn't like Tamaki-sama to fall on banana peals) and say that the thing we really want, each other, we already have.
Thanks anyway, Santa!
- Hikaru & Kaoru
