Note: I don't own these characters... and no offense to fruitcake lovers.
Fruitcake
(SasuNaru)
Sasuke Uchiha glared down at the lump someone had delivered sometime during the night. He didn't know what exactly it was supposed to be. It looked like a loaf of bread... but it wasn't squishy and it had several colorful specks embedded in it. Quite frankly it looked disgusting.
The Uchiha leaned in closer and sniffed it before pulling back in horror. It smelt disgusting as well.
He poked it with a kunai disdainfully. Just what the hell was the little colorful brick? He frowned. It could be poisonous... He decided it was better to test it on someone else before he even thought about trying to eat the thing. If that was even what he was supposed to do with it. He picked it up with one hand and carried it out the door.
The walk was short and surprisingly cold and he was soon standing before a certain hyper-active ninjas door. He knocked on the door and waited, not quite sure why he'd picked this person to test it on.
Naruto Uzumaki opened the door cheerfully and smiled at the dark eyed boy before him. "What's up Sasuke?" Sasuke shivered at the smile, but Naruto just thought it was the windchill, and held up the little brick someone had left for him. "Oh you got one too!"
The blond walked back into his apartment leaving the door open for the grumpy faced ninja. Sasuke too that as an invitation to come in. He stepped into the warm living room and took a seat on the big couch next to the blond, nearly slipping when Naruto took a big bite out of his own loaf.
The blue eyed boy looked at the shocked teen sitting next to him and smiled. "What?"
"Y-You're eating it?!"
"Duh. That's what you do with a fruitcake teme." Naruto raised a brow and took another bite from the slice he'd cut off his own, watching from the corner of his eye as Sasuke lifted the parcel and sniffed it again. He made a face and thrust it away from him. The loaf, or fruitcake, smelt nothing like fruit. "If you aren't gonna eat it, give it to me." Sasuke handed it over easily and stood up. "Drama queen... You could at least taste it..." Sasuke glared at him.
It was when Naruto smiled up at him that he noticed a piece of the 'cake'stuck on his bottom lip. Without thinking, Sasuke leaned in and licked the stray piece away. When he pulled back he almost burst into laughter at the blonds face. It was redder than a tomato and the look was classic.
"You- You just-!"
"Hm. I think I like this fruitcake stuff dobe." Sasuke smirked before leaning down and capturing Naruto's lips again.
End Fruitcake