Bumper Balls

For Bowser's third mini-game challenge, Bowser and all of his children were perched on top of gigantic balls that they needed in order to knock the other player off of the mountaintop. However, they were standing on top of an icy mountain so it would be hard for one of them to stop if they started to roll their ball too fast.

"Okay, who wants to play a game of Bumper Balls?" asked Bowser.

Bowser was glancing at all of his children who were having trouble balancing themselves on the large rubber balls. He didn't even need to cheat in this game; he could just wait until they fell off their balls and slid down the mountain.

"Dad, can we go back home? I'm tired of losing all of these games!" whined Morton.

"NO! It's the Christmas season and we are gonna have a Christmas themed Mario--Bowser Party whether you like it or not!" said Bowser.

"This isn't even a real Bowser Party! There's no board we walk around; there's not block we break with our heads; there's no item shop where we can buy items; and there's no duel matches we have when we land next to each other on the last five turns! We're just playing mini-games that involve snow and ice! And you cheat every time!" said Iggy.

"So?"

"Dad, Iggy's got a point; you gotta stop cheating so much." said Junior.

"What are you talking about? I haven't been cheating." Bowser lied.

"You farted in my face! I'm pretty damn sure you do not fart on people in the Snowball Summit mini-game!"

"Tis the season for giving!"

Roy started laughing hysterically. "Dad got you a fart for Christmas!"

"Yeah that's right, keep laughing. Maybe that explains why my present to you is a pile of my excrement." said Junior.

Roy scratched his head in a confused state. "What does 'excrement' mean?"

"Candy. Lots and lots of candy. Make sure you hold the present over your head when you open it." said Lemmy.

"Okay!"

Some of the Bowser's kids started snickering to themselves.

"…Anyway, the rules of this game are simple: All you have to do is bump your ball into your opponent so he or she falls off the mountain. Last player standing wins."

"You sure you're not gonna cheat again, right?" asked Wendy.

"Of course I won't not cheat no more again."

"…"

"…"

"…What?" asked Ludwig.

Start!

As soon as the game began, Bowser rolled his ball into Junior and knocked him off the mountaintop. He didn't even see it coming. But he also wasn't balanced on his ball fully, which made it easier for Bowser to spot the weakest link. Ludwig and Lemmy began to chase after each other with their balls, repeatedly slamming into each other when they got to the end. After they shared a couple of bumps, they would begin to chase each other again.

Roy was dueling with Larry at the moment, slamming into him so hard that Larry almost fell of the mountain. However, at the same time, Roy hit Larry so hard that his ball was thrown to the edge of the mountain. Despite everything they experienced, they continued to slam into each other very hard, inadvertently rolling their balls to the edge.

Wendy and Morton barely even managed to stay on top of the balls, repeatedly falling off and taking a long time to get back on. It was because of this, that they were both knocked off the mountain by Roy. Now only six of them were left.

"Hey Larry! Your shoe's untied!" yelled Bowser.

"Shut up Dad! You're not gonna trick me again! We don't even wear shoes!"

"Hey Larry! A random snowball is about to fall out the sky and knock you off the mountain!"

"What?"

Larry shouted when a snowball appeared out of nowhere and knocked him off the bumper ball…and the mountaintop. Meanwhile, Roy was just inches away from falling off the mountain. He wanted to win more than anything, mostly because he was tired of always losing to his father and everyone else. He was supposed to be the strongest out of everyone in the whole family. And he was about to lose! Roy figured that since his father was a big cheater, he might as well cheat too. Roy took out a slingshot with a bob-omb hooked inside and flicked it to Ludwig's ball, blowing it up and knocking him to the icy ground. Bowser strolled in and knocked Ludwig off the mountain.

"Hey! What the hell Roy!? I was just about to do that!" yelled Bowser.

"Roy, put the slingshot down! I thought no one was going to cheat in this game!" complained Iggy.

"You guys didn't want Dad to cheat. You never said anything about me!" Roy pointed out.

Roy took out another bob-omb and flicked it at Lemmy and Iggy's balls, incinerating the rubber material and knocking them off the mountaintop. Now it was just Bowser and his son Roy, ready to play a fair one-on-one competition. Although, Roy ran out of bob-ombs to throw so he was forced to knock his father off the mountain. Roy let out a vicious yell as he was about to slam his ball right into Bowser, who was simply standing at the edge like it was nothing.

Just as Roy was about to slam into Bowser, he moved his ball at the last second so Roy wound up throwing himself into mid-air.

"Huh?" said Roy.

Roy looked down and noticed that he was standing in mid-air. He was about to fall hundreds of feet to the ground. More importantly, he was about to lose.

"Oh, shit."

Roy screamed when the ball (and his body) fell down the icy mountaintop. Bowser started to do his victory dance again, but he forgot something very important…

He was still on the ball. Bowser moved the ball so close to the edge of the mountain that he accidentally rolled himself off, screaming as his body fell hundreds of feet to the ground.

Finish!

Draw!

Instead of victory music playing, a confusing and weird melody played, indicating that nobody won.