Author note: Okay, so I am back and ready to ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Yeah, I'm done now. Okay, so I've made a bunch of posters for this story, please check them out. and please note, I am eating as I type this, so mistakes will be made. (Blame it on Dominic, he's on a cooking thing right now)


"Jogging through the park!" Shane shouted exitedly. Erica gave him a look and shook her head. Only Shane Gray could be happy about exersize they day after his older brother's funeral.

Erica rolled her eyes. Jason's laugh was on repeat on the ipod she and Shane were sjaring.

"It's kinda depressing, isn't it" Shane asked, his voice sounding sad.

"What?"

"How Jason was your jogging partner a week ago"

"Well, yeah, I guess, but he's in a better place now" Erica said. "I miss hi- OH MY GOD, It's his bitch" Erica ripped her headphone's out of her ear and diving behind Shane.

Corrinne walked up to Shane "Hey Shane, what's wrong with you?" She asked.

"You honezstly don't know of any reason why a Jonas might be upset?"

Corrinne considered for a moment. "Nope" She said perkilly.

"Well, read a paper more often, cause Jason died, like, a week ago"

"No, why wasn't I notified"

"Cause you went frieken awol on us." Shane said, trying to get Erica out from behind him. Erica grabbed his hip and refused to allow him to move her.

Swiftly, Shane did a spin and Erica gell on her butt. Corrinne grinned "Why Erica Nuil, what a surprise"

"Oh, save it, you murderer."

"What?"

"We all know you murdered Jase." Erica said angrilly, trying to stand up.

"Preposterous. I don't like these accusations"

"Well- I don't like your face"

Shane rolled his eyes. "Well, we must be on our way. We left Rica's cousins alone, and that's never good" Shane dragged Erica through the park on her butt. Erica smacked him on the butt.

"You turd"

Shane grinned "But I'm your turd- wait that sounded wrong"


"So I'm guessing it's a McDonald's night"

Shane's voic sounded through the large house as he and Erica surveyed the kitchen. From the looks of it, Heather and Brittany had turned their kitchen into a Science Laboratory. and then managed to burn water.

"Yeah, what happened to Heather doesn't come into this room, Bidabadada?" Erica, reverting to her childhood name for Brittany..

"You know, you're lucky that I can go retrieve food for you three ladies" Shane said, walking out.

"Oh, Shaney, what ever would we do with out you?" Brittany said, flipping Joe off.

"I got my eyes on you." Shane's voice came from the entry way. "And I know where you sleep at night"

Erica turned to Brittany "We really need to get him a girlfriend" Erica said.

The girls turned their attention to Heather, who was picking her nose. "What?" Heather asked, looking confused.


"Look who I found" Shane shouted. He walked into the kitchen with three bigs dogs."Corrinne doesn't want to take care of Kevin's dogs"

Bear was a huge black dog. Erica had never figured out why Kevin had Bear with Connie in this house. Honey was a golden retreiver puppy. Nick had bred his two golden retrievers and Kevin had picked Honey out 6 months ago. Pirate was a German Shepard and Doberman mix. He'd been abused and was missing an eye. So Shane, thinking it was funny, had bought the dog an eye patch.

"That woman is a bitch. and she is no friend of the dog" Brittany said, leading Bear to the backyard.

Heather rolled her eyes "And I'm the weird one"


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Question: Which Twilight boy is your fave? Edward, Jacob, Emmett, or Jasper. I'm a Jasper fan myself and I hve no clue why.