AN: Hi Everyone! Thanks so much for the great reviews for chapter 34. I adore you all! Anyways heres the next chapter. I am warning you in advance! Some of you may not like the content of this chapter...don't bash me please. Remember this is all in good fun. In no way is this perverted or obscenely inappropriate in my eyes...true friends can talk about anything. Hope you all enjoy!! Much love xoxox

Chapter 35

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.-Anthony Robinson

Bella's POV

Edward and I both entered the kitchen to find towels sitting on the table for us. I threw him one and he proceeded to clean his face. I wrapped the towel around my whole body and walked to the kitchen door without making a mess.

"Where is everyone?" I asked Edward while looking over my shoulder. He shrugged at me. I continued to walk down the hall and then everyone came into view. They were sitting in the living room discussing something while having a drink. Alice and Jasper had cleaned up and were in a new set of clothes. Carlisle looked tired but seemed to be enjoying the conversation since he was laughing. Alice caught my appearance out of the corner of her eye.

"Hi guys! Who won?" she asked as she flipped over on the couch to face us. She sat on her haunches and continued to sip her drink.

"Edward…" I sighed trying to look upset.

"Oh darn. I guess were tied then…" Alice stated simply before turning back to face Jasper. It appeared that no one suspected anything of us. Maybe we hadn't been out there that long….

Edward began to ascend the staircase with one of his suitcases while I remained in the living room for awhile.

"I'm just going to wash up and then I'll start cooking. Can I leave the barbeque in your hands Jasper and Carlisle?" I asked sweetly.

"Most definitely!" Carlisle announced as he stood from his chair and clapped his hands together.

"Thank you. Alice will you help me in the kitchen when I get back down here?" I asked her.

"Sure!" she chirped and then got up to follow Jasper and Carlisle into the kitchen. I ran up the stairs as fast as my tiny feet would take me with the suitcases Alice had packed me. I scurried down the hallway to my room. I heard the shower running in Edward's bedroom and was thankful he wasn't starting any funny business. We didn't need that now, especially since I promised to cook in a few minutes.

I entered my room and quickly shed my clothes throwing them into the hamper in bathroom. I turned the shower on full blast and waited for it to warm up. I checked myself out in the mirror while I waited. I looked disgusting. The sweat and chocolate sauce didn't make a good combination. My hair was all clumped together and still had remnants of whip cream in it. Not wanting to look at myself anymore I took to the shower. Shampoo, conditioner and body wash had already been placed in there for me. I washed my hair vigorously trying to rid of all the debris that had homed there. I then scrubbed my body with a luffa and peppermint smelling body wash. I wished I could spend an hour in the shower but I knew five minutes was my max. I shut the water off and hopped out. I dried off with a towel and then walked back into my room to sort through my luggage. I grabbed a new bra and panties, another pair of shorts and a tank top. I also rummaged around for a brush and some hair elastics. When I had found everything I needed I scurried back the bathroom.

I threw my clothes on in a rush. I combed my hair out and placed sections into limp pigtails so I could keep hair out of my face while I got dinner together. I then jogged out of my bedroom and descended the staircase. Everyone waited for me in the kitchen. Carlisle was the first to address me.

"Burgers and dogs are on the grill already. We'll be done in less than ten minutes" he said before heading back outside to check on the food. Jasper and Edward sat at the bar. Edwards's hair was somewhat damp still and he had on his glasses. Oh his glasses. I winked at him before turning towards Alice.

"Ready to help?" I asked her

"Yep! What are we making?"

"Let's just make a salad and then we can boil up some corn on the cob" I suggested. She nodded and opened the door to the fridge and pulled out all we needed. I opened a can of dog food for Toulouse and placed in front of him.

"You know...this would be better if you girls we're cooking naked…" Jasper laughed. My jaw just about hit the floor and my eyes grew wide as I stared at Jasper. I didn't know what to say but thankfully Alice was quick to react.

"I don't think my brother would like to see me naked Jazz…" she practically sang as she undid the packaging on the prewashed salad. I looked over to see Edward cringing.

"Edward can leave…." Jasper suggested with another laugh. If my eyes could have popped out of my head they probably would have. Edward swatted Jasper's arm.

"Shut up Jasper" he hissed. I let out a little laugh. The atmosphere went back to normal and we all went back to doing our individual tasks. I boiled the water for the corn and Alice made the salad and dressing. I also made a pitcher of lemonade and another one of ice tea. In no time we were finished and carrying the food outside to the patio set. Carlisle was already setting the tray of hot dogs and burgers on the table. The buns had already been laid out.

"Shall we?" he asked as sat down at the table and grabbed a burger bun. We all followed suit and chowed down. We talked about school and about the house for awhile. Soon enough we had all finished eating and I began to collect the plates. Carlisle assisted me.

"I guess we won't be having any dessert tonight…" I giggled as I began to walk back inside with him. We had used up all the ice cream sundae toppings with our battle.

"Guess not" he laughed. We loaded up the dishwasher and started the cycle.

"Thanks for your help Carlisle I really appreciate it" I said while looking up at him.

"No problem Bella" he said while looking at his watch. "Wow it's pretty late. I need to get up early tomorrow for a run through of the convention I'm a part of. I better go say goodnight to everyone and hit the sack". I nodded and followed Carlisle back out to the deck.

"Night kids!" he hollered from the steps while I stood beside him. Everyone shouted back at him and waved.

"Sleep well" I said before kissing his cheek. He smiled and walked into the house. I moseyed back down to the table and sat back down.

"So what are we going to do now?" I asked the group. Although it was late I didn't care for sleep. I wanted to spend as much time with Alice and Jasper as possible.

"I'm thinking the hot tub" Alice said getting all excited. I liked that idea.

"Did you guys pack suits?" I asked while looking at Jasper and Alice.

"Yup! Mom told us to" Alice giggled. Of course Esme told them we had a pool and a hot tub.

"You up for the hot tub?" I asked Edward. He smiled at me, his eyes blazing with passion.

"Not now…" I whispered before kissing the top of his nose. "Let's go and get changed!" I said before heading for the slider. Everyone followed after me. When we reached the staircase Jasper told us to hold up.

"I'll bring the entertainment…" he said with a wink and then ran upstairs with Alice in his arms. I had no idea what he had in mind but it didn't matter. I took Edwards hand in mine and dragged him up the stairs. As I passed his room I pushed him in and ordered him to get dressed. He complied. I scurried off to my room and grabbed one of the swimsuits Alice had packed me. I stripped down and threw the bikini on. It was a white suit with huge black poka-dots. The top was a halter and I tied it quite taunt for fear of it falling off in the tub. In my opinion, Alice had bought me a suit that was a size too small but I knew Edward wouldn't mind. I readjusted my boobs in the top and grabbed a beach towel from my luggage.

As I left the room I ran into Edward who waited outside his door. He had changed into his board shorts which were a blue and kaki tartan. He was shirtless and had taken off his glasses. His abs looked rock hard and his hair sparkled in the light coming from the ceiling.

"Wow" I whispered as I approached him.

"You look so hot Bella…" he said as he pulled me close to him and kissed me. He then proceeded to throw me over his shoulder and carried me down the stairs. I heard Alice and Jasper waiting for us at the bottom. Edward placed me back on the ground to face them. Alice was wearing a strapless white bikini top with a huge turquoise heart embellishment in the middle of her chest. She wore blue, white and tan printed bottoms. She looked stunning. I moved my eyes to look at Jasper. In his hand he held a rather large bottle of vodka. He gave the bottle a little shake.

"How's this for fun?" he asked with a laugh. He proceeded to walk into the kitchen and we followed after him. He grabbed four small glasses from one of the cupboards and then continued to walk outside. We all slinked after him and reached the hot tub. Edward pulled the cover off and stepped in. I held out my hand for him to help me in but instead he lifted me straight off the grass and plopped me in. Alice tip toed her way into the water while Jasper placed the alcohol and the glasses on the outside wood paneling of the hot tub. He splashed in soon after. We all got comfortable. Edward groped at my legs under the water while I played with the drawstring of his shorts.

"So are we playing a drinking game?" I asked while Jasper filled the glasses with the vodka.

"Of course. Do you know how to play never have I ever?" he asked looking towards me and Edward. Edward nodded and I hesitated for a second. I wasn't sure if I knew the game. Jasper saw my look and explained the game to me.

"Oh yeah! I know that game" I giggled. This would be fun but unbelievably embarrassing I was sure. Jasper handed us all a glass.

"How bought we all take a shot to celebrate the day first…" Jasper suggested. We all agreed, clanked our glasses together, and downed the shot quickly. Jasper refilled the glasses and started the game.

"Never have I ever had sex on the beach" he chirped. Alice and him both drank their shot. Edward and I didn't. I'd never had sex on the beach….hell id never had sex before. It was Alice's turn. Jasper refilled their glasses.

"Never have I ever French kissed someone" she laughed. She just said that so we'd all have a shot. Simultaneously we all gulped down our drink. Alice took it open herself to replenish the glasses this time. Now it was my turn. I pondered what I was going to say.

"Never have I ever had a sex dream" I giggled. All four of us took a shot again. I couldn't wait to hear what Edward had to say. I noticed our bottle was beginning to look somewhat empty.

"Never have I had impure thoughts about a supermodel" he sighed looking all too happy. I smacked his arm. Jasper and Edward took a drink. I didn't even know of any male supermodels…apparently neither did Alice. It was Jaspers turn again.

"Never have I ever fucked in public" he winked at Alice. She threw her head back and laughed before taking her shot. Once again Edward and I were the odd people out. Alice was up.

"Never have I ever been fingered…." she said bluntly while looking straight at me. Had she seen Edward and I tonight? Oh no. Should I lie? I was already getting dizzy from the booze. Then I realized I didn't care. I took my shot. She smiled and followed after me. Jasper eyed Edward and winked. Hilarious. It was my turn. My brain already hurt.

"Never have I ever drank this much" I mumbled. Edward laughed.

"Yes you have" he said loudly. I was so confused. I never remembered drinking this much before…maybe that's why he said that…maybe I just didn't remember it. He pushed my shot glass closer to my mouth and I took it. Alice and Jasper drank theirs as well but Edward didn't. Edward wasn't much of a drinker. I was surprised he was even doing this but he didn't seem bothered. It was his turn now. I felt myself slipping away. I was giddy all of a sudden. I pushed myself closer towards Edward allowing my breasts to graze his arm. He wrapped his arm around my waist.

"Never have I ever watched porn" he said. I burst out into a fit of laughter. Nothing was funny at all…it was just the alcohol taking over. I played with his hair as I continued to laugh. Edward and Jasper took a shot. I wondered how Edward could hold his Alcohol so well. Soon Alice was laughing along side of me.

"I think she's had enough…" she laughed towards Edward.

"I'm fine" I try to mutter but my speech was slurred. Edward laughed and nodded towards Alice. He slipped both his hands around my waist and lifted me out of the water and onto the grass again. I continued to laugh for no reason. He jumped out after me and said goodnight to Alice and Jasper. I traipsed along the grass, swaying here and there, mumbling stupid thoughts. Edward tried to stabilize me quite a few times but I ended up pushing him away.

"You're beyond drunk…" he laughed as he carried me up the staircase.

"Im's nots…" I slurred. He laughed again. Soon he placed me on my bed but I shot back up and zig zagged my way to my suitcase. I riffled through my clothes looking for what I needed.

"Bella what are you doing?" Edward asked as he tried to pry me from the suitcase.

"I needs my pyjammies…" I giggled once. Edward let me go and went to sit on the bed. He had already changed into his own pyjamas. I wondered how that happened. I stumbled over to the bathroom and slammed the door closed.

"Oops!" I laughed as I ripped off my bathing suit and threw on the hot pink babydoll and thong I had grabbed from the suitcase. Edward would get his just like I vowed to myself. I fumbled with tying the bow near my boobs by I eventually managed. I flung the door back open.

"Ta-da!" I shouted and then burst into a fit of giggles. Edward's head shot up and he looked towards be with wide eyes.

"It's your turn now" I whispered as I approached him and flung myself onto the bed. I wrapped my hands around his neck and kissed him. He pushed me away.

"No Bella…" he said trying to hold my hands together.

"Don't you want me….baby" I laughed. "Ha ha…that's a lyric from a song…."

"Not like this I don't…." he sighed. He picked me up and threw down the covers of my bed. He tucked me in. I flailed all over trying to get close to him. He couldn't hold me still so he crawled in with me. He pushed my hair away from my face.

"Sleep Bella…"

"Okie dokie!" I sighed and then snuggled my face into his bare chest.

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I woke up with the worst headache of my life. I groaned and opened my eyes slowly. I felt Edward's hard chest. He must have fallen asleep with me. He seemed to be resting peacefully and I didn't want to bother him. I slipped off the bed and made my way to the bathroom in the dark. I refused to turn any lights on cause I knew it would only hurt. I felt around the vanity until I found my toothbrush and toothpaste. Minutes later I found the tap and turned the water on. I brushed my teeth while my head pounded. I reminded myself to never drink again in my life.

I walked out of my room at a snails pace. I descended the stairs while clinging to the banister. I needed coffee badly so I shuffled to the kitchen and pushed the door open.

"Bella!" Jasper shouted. I covered my ears. I felt like crying.

"No… alcohol…. ever…again" I mumbled before removing my hands from my ears. I looked around to see Jasper and Alice staring at me. I gazed back at them with questioning eyes.

"Nice outfit Bella! How did you know pink is my favourite…" Jasper laughed while biting his lip. I had no idea what he was talking about. I looked down at myself. Oh my god. I had no idea I even had this on. I blushed immediately.

"Bells your boobs look fan-freaking-tastic in that!" Alice said as she approached me with a cup of coffee. I stared at her not knowing what to say. Actually I couldn't even formulate one coherent thought let alone a sentence.

"Seriously if I was a guy id take you right now…" she laughed. I gawked at her now.

"Hell, scratch that. If I wasn't engaged, your best friend and Edwards's sister I'd take you right now…" she giggled.

"Are you joking me?" I managed to blurt out while attempting to cover my chest with one arm. Alice looked towards Jasper and pointed to me.

"You'd do her if you weren't engaged and best friends with my brother right aka her boyfriend?" she asked him. My mouth dropped open. Alice was so blunt and straightforward. Nothing held her back.

"Definitely…if Edward wasn't in the picture…" he said before sipping his coffee. What the hell was this? It had to be a dream.

"See!" Alice scratched as she sat beside Jasper.

"You're insane Alice" I sighed as I slumped down on the bar chair next to her. Jasper slid a bottle of Asprin down the length of the bar and it stopped right in front of me.

"You'll want to take two Bells…" he informed. He and Alice had already taken theirs…obviously. Who could be so happy this early in the morning after a night like that. I took the pills with a swig of coffee.

"I'm not insane. I know for a fact Jasper has had pretty racy dreams about you Bella. Isn't that right honey?" Alice asked as she turned to face him. He closed his eyes and nodded. "WHAT!" the voices in my head were screaming. He had dreams about me and she was fine with that?

"Even Emmett has. Remember that one night he stayed at my house when Rose was on a business trip? God he was saying Bella's name all night long…" Alice said to Jasper. She then flicked her head around to face me with a grin. I must have not been hearing this right…I must have had whip cream still in my ears or something because this was not everyday conversation. I gave Alice a puzzled look.

"What?" she asked. "Rose even told me he mumbles your name sometimes in his sleep…" she added with a giggle.

"No way" I whispered as my cheeks flushed even more.

"Yes way" Alice said

"You're very desirable Bella…" Jasper added.

"She is eh?" Alice confirmed while looking back towards Jasper.

"You're yanking my chain…" I grumbled. This was so stupid. They were terrible kidders.

"Trust me I'm not Bella…" Alice stated. I eyed her suspiciously.

"And you're just fine with Jasper having dreams about me…that's right…" I muttered towards her.

"Of course I am! What's the problem with it? It's not hurting anyone…it's just a dream silly Bella…" she cooed as he rubbed my back. "Hell if you had a guy friend that was as hot as you I'd probably be having dreams about him too Bells. God he'd be gorgeous…." She hummed, appearing to day dream. "Not as hot as you though Jazz" she added. He smiled. I couldn't help but let out a little laugh. The pills were finally taking away the edge of my headache.

"And Rose doesn't mind that Emmett has dreams about me?" I asked after taking a sip of my coffee.

"Psh..no" Alice giggled. "She knows its normal…"

"Normal!?" I blurted out and then laughed. That was not normal.

"It is normal Bella. I took a course on human sexuality last year. It's so unbelievably normal…" Jasper added. I really had no idea that it actually was normal…

"You didn't act normal in my dreams though that's for sure. You were something different…so fun" Jasper sighed looking like he was reminiscing. A smiled appeared on his face. Alice laughed again. I couldn't believe Jasper's reaction. I stared at him awestruck. This was so wrong…oh so very wrong. Alice studied my face before speaking

"You think he's bad Bella?" she asked pointing to Jasper. "You should see Emmett when he talks about his dreams that involve you. He practically drools onto the table…" Alice snorted. I buried my head in my hands. Did Edward know about this…