A/N: Kim And Shego are just like sister... and they fight like them too.
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Disclaimer: Same as the first Chapter.
( jingling noise outside) I wonder what is going on outside?
( walk outside) Wow! Look like Santa came early this year!
( Plopping noise) EWWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU TWEEEEEB!
( Tweeb 1) Did you think we overdid it by giving the raindeers that laxative and prune juice?
( Tweeb 2) Naaa, not really. they hit their target. Hehehehehe!
Song is sung to the tune ' Deck the Halls'
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Deck the Walls
"You know Ron, I like Kim and Shego getting along better than anybody in here. They act just like a couple of sisters."
" You got that right Captain, and they fight like sisters too."
" Right you are Ron! And it's looks like those two are at it again with their squabbling."
" Let's listen in and hear what they are fighting about now."
( Kim)
Deck the walls with Shego's blood
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I'll drag her face right though the mud
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Wish she could put on something else new
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Her brand new colors will be black and blue
Fa la la la la, la la la la
( Shego)
You try to hurt me, your out of luck
Fa la la la la, la la la la
I'm going to kick your bubble butt
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Your not even going to get help from Hana
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
You'll need more than a wardrobe from Club Banana
Fa la la la la, la la la la
( Kim)
I'll kick your sagging butt with style
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And drag it for a country mile
Fa la la la la, la la la la
You use a ton of make-up to make your skin pale
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your suit is from a Brady Bunch yard sale
Fa la la la la, la la la la
(Shego)
I'll get you my pretty, and you little brothers
Fa la la la la, la la la la
You have dark roots just like your mother
Fa la la la la , la la la la
I'll plasma blast you to hell and back
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Is your boyfriend good in the sack
Fa la la la la, la la la la
" Don't you even think with sleeping with my boyfriend."
" What's the matter princess? I though this was the season for giving."
" What's the matter Shego? Can't get enough from that bass player?"
" At lease he knows his way around a G-string."
' Street hussy!"
" Anything is possible for a Possible...under the bleachers."
" Why You!"
(Ron)
I love it when these two have catfights
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Going to make some real cash tonight
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Get Wade in here with a camara or two
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Then we show it on the Pay-per-view
Fa la la la la, la la la la
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A/N: Oh Captain IT, My Captain IT, it's time to get your 'flamming'. That's right people, sent me your review, comments, or how your going to score on the day after Christmas sale. I leave you now with this advice; Remember, you can tune a G-string, but you can't tuna fish.
( Kim and Ron ) BAD PUN CAPTAIN ! Jinks Ron, you own me a soda.
Jeeee! Everybody's a critic. And again we thank-you for your support. Happy Holidays everybody!