I know, I know, I know, I KNOW. Lol this chapter is way overdue but i do have excuses!! And even if you don't care I'm going to give them to you!

1. This is my first year with AP classes and it's my junior year which is HELLA important for college right? (Btw, my AP classes are English, Bio, and History...yeah)

2. My internet has actually been down for a while. It sucked. Especially when I had projects to look up.

3. I rewrote this chapter like three times beofore deciding that there was just no way I would be able to keep this story three chapters. There's defianty one more but idk, it might grow.

4. I have hardly any freetime with my dance classes...every Saturday mornig and after school on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

5. I'VE BEEN JOB HUNTING! Lol. It's rety fun becuase i need mulah as of...now. ;)

So yeah, there are my excuses...they're actually pretty good reasons don't you think??

Anywho, I hope you all still review! Now on withthe story!

Recap:

Bella's POV

"Oh I will do anything to get back at them," I said darkly.

Suddenly, Alice's face went blank for a second. When she got out of her vision she gave me and Rosalie an insidious grin.

"Oh, we'll get them back. You can bet on me," was all she said.

Ch 3!

Edward's POV

Alright, I know that there is no logical reason fir me to be here at the Teasers placing money in a striper's thong but I couldn't help it. My idiot brother persuaded me (through his thoughts) to "let loose" for once in my life. I decided that trying to argue that my marrying Bella was pretty "loose letting" would get me essentially nowhere with him so I just went along with him.

Actually, I had to admit, it was fun. I could hear every erotic thought that Lacy Macy was having as we placed tip after tip onto some part of clothing on her. They were mostly the same. Consisting of, Oh I would just love for the buff one to move his hand up just a little more higher…

Or, The blonde is just too cute! I wonder if he's a handcuff type of guy? Or even, The green-eyed one is so sexy. I would love to have just five minutes alone with him. Seriously, the girl was horny. She was doing pretty well at being professional about it though, so that was good…right?

"See? I told you guys that you'd love it," Emmett said with a big smile on his face.

"Okay, Emmett, you win this round. The club is actually sort of… exhilarating," Jasper agreed.

"Yes, Jasper has it right. I didn't expect it to be so enjoyable," I told him. As soon as the words left my mouth I felt guilty.

I shouldn't be here, at a strip club, having fun when my fiancée was less than fifteen feet away from me.

"Oh stop feeling guilty Edward!" Jasper chastised me. "The girls are having fun--," he stopped suddenly. "Hey, where are the girls at?"

I doubted that he would get an answer from Emmett considering that Lacy Macy had just gotten back on the pole and was now spinning around upside down---breasts flailing--on the pole.

"Don't worry, Jasper. They're on their way back. Bella had to use the restroom," I told him.

We continued to pay back our attention to Lacy Macy and about two minutes later, the girls walked back into our private party room. They took seats near the back of the room (as far away from Lacy as they could get) and stayed there. Five minutes later, Lacy Macy's dance was finished. She bowed and smiled at my brothers and me before departing backstage.

"That was awesome!" Emmett said as we walked to the back of the room to where the girls were sitting.

"It was rather enjoyable," Jasper agreed.

"Did you like the show Edward?" Bella asked me sweetly. I was tactful enough to feel a little abashed.

"Well--erm--it was okay I guess." I was expecting to se at least a flash of anger in Bella's eyes but there was none. I looked towards Jasper.

She's feeling relieved he thought to me.

"Oh. That's good right? Even if the show was just okay?" She asked.

"Sure. I mean, I guess it was a little more than 'okay'. Maybe…pretty good?" My reply was more like a question. I was hesitant of her answer.

"Oh yes, I thought it was pretty good too." I know it was petty of me, but I was angry.

Well worried might be a better word. It's just that I have no idea why she was being so calm! I wanted to yell out and demand for her to tell me what she was thinking but right when I opened my mouth Remy walked in the room.

"Alright, I fixed it all up with the girls. They are a little disappointed that they won't get the chance to dance for you but they wish good luck," she said to Alice. God! I really do hate when people think around what they are talking about at the moment. Especially if they don't realize that they are doing it.

None of Remy's thoughts explained what was going on. All she was thinking was "how wonderful of an idea" it was. I mean really? Can't she just think what she means like a normal person…? Ha, how ironic. I want her to be normal? Am I not a vampire who can read minds?

"Well tell them thanks for us." Alice gave Remy a bright smile that left her eyes slightly glazed over as she received the full effect of Alice's dazzle.

"N-n-no problem," she stuttered before rushing out.

"Alice. What. Was. That. About?" Emmett demanded. "What does she mean by, 'the girls are a little disappointed that they won't get the chance to dance for you,'? Are there no more strippers?"

I saw Alice's mind before she had the chance to tell Emmett. And it was not happening.

"No." I said barely keeping my tone from shaking. "Alice, no. I will not allow it." I was livid but seeing the outraged smirk on Alice's face made me want to rethink my approach.

"Oh, you won't allow it? I am pretty sure that whatever Bella wants to do is up to Bella. Not you Edward." I gave Alice another glare as she told me off before slowly turning to Bella.

She looked--to say the least--pissed.

"Bella, what I meant was--"

"What you meant, Edward, is exactly what you said," she told me grimly. "If you are going to have fun at the strip club then so am I."

"Okay but, Love, do you have to go to this extreme?" I begged.

"Will somebody please inform us normal non-mind reading vampires as to what is going on?" Emmet said exasperated.

I turned to look at my two brothers. "Your wives and my fiancé have decided that we are enjoying ourselves too much. Therefore, they have concluded that they will just--erm--'have fun with us'." Emmett and Jasper exchanged a look.

"Well, Edward," Jasper began. "That actually doesn't sound too bad."

Emmett thumped me on the back. "Yeah bro! the more the merrier right?" he had such a stupid grin on his face. I wanted to punch some sense into him.

I sighed deeply and pinched the bridge of my nose so that I wouldn't lose control.

"They feel like we're not paying the proper attention. Apparently we seemed to be more into Lacy Macy than them." I said, hoping they would get it.

They didn't.

"Aww ladies! Were you guys jealous of Lacy?" Emmett walked over to stand behind the girls. He somehow managed to put his arms around all three of them at the same time with Bella and Rosalie under his arms and Alice in the middle right under his nose.

"Oh yes, Emmett. We were very jealous. It was so hard seeing you practically drool over the human." Really, Emmett must be and idiot to not have heard the sarcasm dripping off of Rose's voice.

I guess he's an idiot.

"Now, girls," he said to them. "You mustn't think like that. The only reason it might have looked that way is because Lacy Macy there was dancing half-naked and after awhile she was dancing fully-naked. Of course, I'm not saying she was the best look ever. I mean how could I with Rose by my side? But what I am saying is that, for a human, the girl was hot. She must have been new because it looked like she was actually trying to focus on her dancing rather than just getting naked. Plus, she didn't cake on her makeup like human girls do--aside from you of course Bella. In conclusion, it should be obvious to see how we were attracted to her, no? Please take no offense to it. I mean, if you think about it, I would do the same thing--ignore everyone I mean--if Rosalie was to dance naked on the stage. So, as you can se, no harm done. We love you girls, you know we do. So how about you three run off to Remy and tell her the show is back on?"

Are. you. Fucking. Serious? Emmett is the most dim-witted, brainless, nitwit I have ever met in my hundred years! Why did he say that? Does he even realize that he only made things worse?

Hey Edward? Am I missing something here? The girls are actually…happy? Pleased? I'm not even really sure, but they also feel bad--no--terrible, for Emmett. I have a feeling that the girls are up to something way bigger than just stopping the strippers.

All I had to do was give Jasper a serious look before he suddenly looked panicked. He didn't have time to even think anything else before Rosalie began talking.

"Emmett, you are so right! We totally understand now! But there's only one thing that we don't fully agree on." Rosalie was giving Emmett this big seductive look and had walked from under his stroll around him. "There is really no need for me to 'run off to Remy'."

"Oh really?" he said, trying to watch Rosalie as she continually sauntered around him.

She gave him a sly smile in return and finally stopped in front of him. She got close to him and leaned in on the side that wasn't taken by Bella to whisper (which was mostly for dramatics I'm guessing considering we could all hear with our vampire skills),

"Because we're going to dance for you instead."

There was complete silence as the effect of Rose's words sunk in. surprisingly; Emmett was the first to come around.

"So, you and Alice are going to dance for us?"

Rose only nodded.

"Sweet! I guess that is better! Man! I should have thought of this earlier! My own private show by the hottest woman in the world? Oh bring it on baby!" Emmett was doing this weird jitterbug thing when little (evil!) Alice cleared her throat.

"Oh Emmett, you missed something in your little shout of victory," she told him.

Emmett seemed lost as he slowly came to a halt in his "dance".

"What do you mean?" Jasper asked who was just as excited as Emmett to be getting a potential striptease from Alice.

"It won't be just one of us dancing," Alice explained to Jasper as she walked over to him and ran a hand through his hair.

"Wait, so you guys are going to dance with a real stripper too?! Oh, man this is too good!" Emmett, the royal Ass, was back to his happy dance.

"No, that's not exactly what Alice meant." Rosalie moved to place a hand on Emmett's arm, which instantly had him, calm. "We'll each be dancing alone but it won't be a private dance."

"Not a private…? Wait! Are you saying that I'm going to have to watch you strip?" Jasper yelled, horrified, at Rosalie.

Rosalie only smiled politely at him.

What a trickster.

"Jasper what does it matter? Just close your eyes when Rose goes. I mean honestly, you know how we feel when we having sex. Actually, seeing the bigger picture won't hurt that bad. Besides, its not like it's Bella going up there! Now that would awkward!" Emmett laughed loudly and pretty soon Jasper joined in.

"Touché! Well, I'm ready to--"

"She is." I couldn't hold in my frustration any longer. Watching Jasper and Emmett go back and forth about this whole thing was finally getting to me. And then, they laugh! Laugh as if it's the most preposterous thing they had ever heard! Well, now they had it coming for them.

"She? She who? What's she doing?" Emmett said in a rush.

And then I froze. I couldn't bring myself to say the awful (well not so much "awful" as surprising) words. Then, a small "ahem" rang through the room. Bella stood there in the same position she was in when Emmett had first put his arm around her.

"I'm 'she'," she said serenely.

"Huh?" Emmett said dumbly.

Bella sighed. "Never mind," she simply said. "You'll figure it out sooner or later."

It will defiantly be sooner I thought feebly.

"Okay, well then if all this confusion is over with, let's go get our striptease!"

Goddamn Emmett and is immature behavior!

"Sure, we just gotta head to the main room," Alice said.

"The main room? Why would we need the main room? It's just us isn't it?" Jasper asked curiously.

"Oh no, no, no lover boy," Rosalie taunted. "We're performing in front of the entire club."

Jasper and Emmett's jaws dropped.

"Yeah," I told them. "And wait till you see what they have planned. Stupid, horny, naïve, injudicious vampires."

"Aww it's okay Eddie," Alice said, ignoring my malevolent glare at the use of that ridiculous pet name. "It won't be that bad."

"Sure Alice, sure."

But naturally she was right. It wouldn't be bad. It would be ghastly.

Okies, there it is.

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