A/N: Christmas holidays were never kind to Drakken. Here he is to sing about it..
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Disclaimer: Same as chapter 1
( Stepping up to the punch bowl. Tweebs II are next to it)
Hi ladies!
Hi Captain IT!
Have some punch Captain.
Don't mind if I do. This songfic writing builds up a mighty big thrust on me.
Your will love our punch Captain.
Hmmmm, got a unusual after taste to it. Not bad!
Should we tell him that Rufus had to relieve himself in the punch bowl?
PFFFFFFTTT..GAAAGG! I"II GET YOU TWEEBS FOR THAT!
Song is "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" by Eddie Pola and George Wyle
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Most Awfullest Time Of The Year
( Shego and Captain IT notice Drakken throwing one of his usual fits)
" Gee Shego, Who put the thorn patch in his pants tonight?"
" This always happen this time of year Captain. Drakken's problem is he just can't handle Christmas."
" If that idiot would ever get himself organize then he would be as dangerous as he looks."
" Right now he looks like what Mary rode to Jerusalem on. Oh no!"
' What Shego?"
" Oh please no!"
" What is the matter?"
" He going to sing."
It's the most awfullest time of the year
I am getting a rash, Shego ran off with my cash
No more bonus this year
It's the most awfullest time of the year
It's the most awfullest time of the year
My mother is nagging, the henchmen are sagging
That is why I'm in tears
It's the most awfullest time of the year
Oh Shego's been grouchy
My henchmen got the munchies
And I got no medical plan
The buffoon hit the button
This lair will be nothing
And it cost me $900.000 grand
It's the most awfullest time of the year
My devices don't work,That buffoon is a jerk
Kim Possible kicks my poor rear
It's the most awfullest time of the year
I got labor disputations
And Shego's vacation
She'll max out my credit cards
Cousin Ed is a pain
He will drive me insane
Commodore Puddles left presents in the yard
It's the most awfullest time of the year
Warmonga done left me, I'm going half crazy
Someone get me a beer
It's the most awfullest time
This holiday is such a crime
It's the most awfullest time of the year
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A/N: It's beginning to look alot like a "flamming". Ok people, you know what to do. Sent in them reviews, comments, and Salvation Army contributions. I will see to it that it's get to the proper charities.
( Whispering) Hea Shego!, Did you get the swiss back account ready for me?
Yes and I want my usual cut as always.
Right , 60/40 split.
Wait a minute you cheat! You know the cut. It's 70/30. Do you have any idea how much Caribbean cruise cost?
All right, all right! 70/30 then. Geee!
See you on the island later. I might be wearing that 'thong' you like so much.
Aaaa...errrrr. and as always we thank-you for your support. Hea! wait up.