A/N: This one's from Canti Sixx...again!

Sam/Bumblebee (Movie)

"Professionalism"

Bumblebee lifted his hand in front of his face and counted.

"One, two, three, four…" He looked his pinky finger. "Five."

All five fingers. Perfectly shaped and faultless.

Marveling at how beautiful his human holoform had turned out, he flexed his digits wide in front of his stunning blue eyes. He analyzed the shape of his hand and fingers, even the little lines running across his palm.

He couldn't believe it. He couldn't believe Ratchet pulled it off.

Curling his hand to a loose fist, his thoughts vanished when another hand sat on his shoulder. Bumblebee craned his neck to look over his shoulder. He met Sam's eyes, round in disbelief.

"Bumblebee… is that you?" the human asked him, arching an eyebrow. "What…What happened?"

Bumblebee blinked, leaving the question on hold. "How'd you know where to find me?"

"…I-I figured. You're always in this forest."

The holoform shrugged. "I like it here…"

"…At the moment, that really doesn't matter." Sam laughed nervously. "How'd you become a human?"

Bumblebee watched Sam's eyes look over his new body. He smiled. "Ratchet finally discovered a way to give me a human holoform, so I can finally go places with you without destroying half the city in my robot mode."

Another nervous laugh. "Wow."

Bumblebee smiled wider. "How do I look?"

Sam stammered.

He had to admit, and hated to admit, the guy was beautiful.

Bumblebee's robotic faceplate could still be seen new holoform's features. His hair was a gorgeous blond, falling over his pure blue eyes. The way his form looked under such a simple outfit, a tee shirt and jeans, was beautiful in itself. A perfectly shaped jawline, broad shoulders, a fit torso and built frame…

Bumblebee was in wonderful condition, practically flawless from head to toe.

Sam loved 'Bee's new form.

"…Sam?"

The sound of his name shook him from his thoughts. Sam shot his eyes to Bumblebee's imploring blue eyes, then to a lake behind him. He pointed subconsciously.

"G-Go see for yourself," he told him nervously. "Look over there…at your reflection."

He gulped. Did he sound panicky? Tense? He hoped not.

Bumblebee turned and approached the lake hesitantly, kneeling down before it. He leaned forward, rounding his eyes at the sight of his reflection. Sam knelt beside him, laughing a little.

"You never got the chance to see yourself?"

Bumblebee shook his head and leaned a little closer.

Sam's eyes marveled Bumblebee once again.

The urge to touch Bumblebee made his hand twitch. He just wanted to touch him a little, to feel if the holoform felt like a true human, or some holographic phony. Was Bumblebee's body the rock muscle and hard bone it appeared to be?

Enough questions, Sam decided.

He couldn't fight the desire any longer anyways.

Sam dared to move his hand against Bumblebee's back. His fingers brushed lightly. There was Bumblebee's spine, rigid, the same bone texture as any other human's. He felt the warmth from the holoform's body radiating through the tee shirt.

So realistic…

Another urge grew and the fantasies grew vivid in his mind. Sam bit his lip.

"…Sam, is there something wrong?" Bumblebee craned his neck to look at the human's hand touching his spine, then to Sam. "What is it?"

Caught in the act.

The human hesitated. "I-I…was just checking -"

"Is there something wrong?" He repeated.

"W-With what?"

"Whatever it is you're touching. My back…" Bumblebee looked back to it. "I could get Ratchet to make alternations if it's wrong."

Sam scoffed. "If it's wrong? No, no, no, no, no, Bumblebee. N-No, no way…" He was stammering. "There's nothing wrong with it."

Bumblebee smiled. "I look alright, then? Everything's in place?"

Sam nodded slowly and blushed faintly. "I-I think… you look great, Bumblebee. Seriously. I mean that," he said, smiling faintly. "I hate to admit it, but you look amazing."

Bumblebee felt a heat rise to his cheeks and he turned his face away on instinct, swallowing nervously. A shy smile curved his mouth faintly. "Thanks, Sam. I-I'm glad you like it."

"I love it," Sam corrected smoothly.

He wrapped his arms around Bumblebee's waist and pulled him close. Truthfully, he had no idea what was compelling him to do such things to his friend.

He didn't care. It felt great, and something inside him told him it was okay.

Sam smiled. "Now that you're my size, let's spend more time together." The smile grew into a grin. "Wha'do you say?"

Bumblebee nuzzled his head against the human's. "Sounds excellent, Sam." Their faces eased closer, until their noses grazed. Sam flushed at the intimacy and tilted his head a little, parting his lips.

The anticipation…

And slowly, he felt it. First, a warm breath slipped from Bumblebee's mouth into his own, making his shiver and groan. And then, such smooth lips were against his own. Their mouths had met.

'Bee moaned inwardly. "Uhhnnn," He breathed. "Closer…"
Sam slipped his arm from around Bumblebee, sliding his hands from the sturdy base of the holoform's chest to his shoulders, grasping. Bumblebee's back leaned against a tree, granting a clear entrée to his front. Sam took advantage, leaning forward to press his body on top the hard muscle of the holoform's chest. Bumblebee's back slipped off the tree and into the grass below.

"Bumblebee…" His hand rubbed the holoform's chest deeply, and he felt his lover groan in response.

It was then when he was no in fantasy; this was not a dream. He felt a set of lungs breathing beneath his own. He felt a heart thudding, racing in the pleasurous overload. The body beneath his own was so warm, rushing in such excitement.

So excited. So real. A real human being.

"Mmmm," Sam couldn't help but moan. "Bumblebee…"

"Sam," the breathy echo. "Ohhh…"

He sneaked in his tongue, pressing the wet muscle against Bumblebee's. His love's tongue bucked away at first, but quickly accepted the sweet offer, massaging Sam's tongue. The human smiled inwardly. Bumblebee was a little shy, unaccustomed to such behavior.

It was no matter. Sam would go easy on him…

For now.

Bumblebee's mouth opened wider and Sam moved his tongue deeper, grazing the top of 'Bee's mouth playfully. Bumblebee groaned and chuckled some at the tickling sensation, pulling away in a shudder of delight. He moaned.

"S-Sam," he breathed shakily and sat up. "Ohhh…My systems…"

The human blinked at him, somewhat perplexed at the sudden urgency. "Something wrong?"

Bumblebee shook his head, watching his trembling hands. "I-I'm not sure. I feel…a-a rush going through me. And my spark – It's never been so fast." His blue eyes lifted to Sam, breathing heavily. "What's happening?"

The teenager smiled. "You're just excited, 'Bee," he told him, walking his fingers along his mate's collarbone teasingly. "It's nothing to be afraid about, all right? You're fine."

He stammered. "Ex-Excitement…" 'Bee echoed. "My systems are just reacting?"

Sam nodded. "That's it. Now," he chuckled. "Can we continue?"

Bumblebee's mouth lifted in a tender smile, his blue eyes warming in affection. "Of course. I'm sorry."

Sam kissed him passionately, thrusting his tongue, slipping his hand between the holoform's legs hidden beneath his denim jeans. He massaged his crotch, slowly, deeply. Bumblebee moaned and gave out a little whimper.

"Don't be sorry, 'Bee," the human whispered, pulling away to look to Bumblebee's imploring eyes.

Bumblebee pressed Sam further into his chest and lay back down in the grass. His hands took the neck of Sam's shirt and lifted it. The fabric eased from the human's body and Bumblebee proceeded without any further ado, nuzzling his head against his mate's.

"Sam," he murmured. "…Come closer."

Sam melted against Bumblebee's chest, listening to the soft purrs emitting from the holoform's throat, rattling his collarbone. He laughed, smiling inwardly as he planted a kiss against Bumblebee's cheek and continued to massage 'Bee's groin.

"Still makin' those noises, hmm?" Sam grinned.

His made a sound of pleasure and smiled. A seductive glint in his eyes, 'Bee slid out his tongue to run it against the soft skin of Sam's shoulder. His tongue moved up Sam's neck, pausing at his mouth. There, it licked his lips slowly, lightly, sneaking in to massage Sam's tongue.

The human shuddered at the sensation.

The holoform's warm, human-authentic breath grazed his skin. The tongue, such a wet muscle was so…moist against his skin.

"Bumblebee," Sam moaned loudly, sliding his hands up and down the holoform's sturdy chest and sides. "God…Have mercy…"

"Can't handle it?" Was the deep murmur in his ear. Bumblebee nibbled on the lobe.

"N-No…Y-You're so good. I want more of you…" He kissed Bumblebee's cheek again.Bumblebee laughed airily. "I pay attention," the holoform chuckled breathily. "I've studied from many sources – media, observations of humans, literature... I've learned, Sam." He moved his cheek from Sam's, meeting his lover's brown eyes. He smiled.

Sam shook his head. "You're a frickin' pro."

The holoform laughed.

Bumblebee shook his head and dropped his gaze to his hands, sitting up. He began unbuttoning Sam's jeans, slipping off the denim fabric to reveal Sam's legs. Bumblebee slowly eased the human's back down into the grass, moving his chest to hover over his. He smiled, revealing such perfect teeth.

"You haven't seen professionalism yet…"