i have no excuse. i'm so so so sorry. and this chapter? rubbish, because i'm ill, worn out, and dizzy, but i realised i had to type quickly before i get murdered. thanks for the reviews, i really appreciate them. xx

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The One Where They All Do It

"CABA!"

Saffiyah moaned into Will's chest, making him chuckle sleepily. He lifted his head up and kissed her forehead, still laughing quietly.

"I'll do it sweetheart," Will felt Saffiyah's arms leave him and quietly got out of the bed, making sure to put the duvet back over Saffiyah.

"CABA!"

"I'm coming darling," Will called, quickening his pace as he entered her small yellow room. Mary-Anne was standing up in her cot, her face shining with tears.

"Here sweetie," Will lifted her up, kissing her cheek and feeling her head burrow in his shoulder and her tiny arms slide around his neck. He kissed her neck and carried her back into his and Saffiyah's room, shushing her as he sat carefully down on the bed.

"Saff hon," He whispered to his wife. "It's time to get up sweetheart, work, remember?"

Saffiyah groaned and lifted her head up, then stopped at the sight of her daughter, holding her arms out. Will handed Mary-Anne to her, rubbing his eyes.

"What you crying for Mary-Anne, honey?" Saffiyah yawned, cuddling her. "Shh, sweetie. It was just a bad dream. We're seeing Uncle Luke today!

Mary-Anne wiped her eyes and giggled. "Lukey?"

"Lukey." Saffiyah confirmed, kissing her head and getting out of bed. "Will, I'll do Mary-Anne, you do breakfast."

"Yes, m'aam." Will winked and kissed her swiftly before running into the bathroom. Saffiyah rolled her eyes.

"WILLIAM SCARLETT, I WANT TO GO INTO THE BATHROOM FIRST!" She yelled, setting Mary-Anne on the bed and getting her dressed.

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Laura yawned and poked Allan. "Wake up."

Allan rubbed his eyes and winked. "Another round?"

"Allan Dale, I only slept with you because we were DRUNK last night, besides, it's time for work. Up you get."

Allan sniffled. "Meanie."

Laura rolled her eyes and nudged him. "UP!"

"Alright, alright…" Allan grumbled, getting up. "Shower together?"

"No. You go first."

Allan stared at her.

"What?" Laura asked, annoyed.

"After last night, your suddenly going to just ignore it?"

"No, I just want to take one by myself today. For god's sake Allan, get a grip!" Laura yelled and ran out, leaving Allan staring, utterly confused, after her.

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"LUKEY!"

Luke laughed and kissed her cheek, picking her up. "MAMA!"

Will raised his eyebrow. "Oi. Mama?"

Luke laughed. "a secret name for us, isn't it darling?" He asked Mary-Anne, kissing her again. "well let's go!"

Saffiyah walked in and kissed Will's cheek, then smiled at luke. "'Ello luke."

He turned red. "H-hi."

Will rolled his eyes and put an arm around Saffiyah. "Bye then, Luke. Me and Saff need a shower."

Luke got the hint and nodded, letting Will and Saffiyah kiss their daughter before carrying her out and leaving the pair alone.

Will winked at Saffiyah.

Saffiyah rolled her eyes. "Will-

But he quickly pushed her against the door and kissed her hard. Taken aback, she watched him but finally accepted his kiss and wound her arms around him. Will then lifted her and carried her upstairs.

"Will," Saffiyah gasped, breaking apart from him. "Work-

He kissed her again and quickly put her down to pull off her clothes, feeling her do the same. After a very well practiced exercise of removing them, Will pulled her into the shower, pulling the curtain and switching the shower on, kissng her again. They shuddered but after a moment the shower instantly turned warm and Will pulled her closer, roaming his rough hands over her body. Saffiyah moaned and broke apart from him again.

"Will, we have to leave in forty five minutes," She gasped. "We should-

"-Do it, yeah." Will winked, kissing her neck. "Come on babe."

She rolled her eyes and reached for the soap, lathering it over his body and went back to kissing him fierecely. Will felt it run down his back and instantly moaned into her mouth, getting the other bar and mimicking her actions.

"Will," She moaned, breaking apart from him once again. "Work! I mean it. But…I do have a free period just like you do, don't I?" She finished with a wink.

Will smirked at her.

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"ok class." Will stopped looking at the clock and gazed at the students in front of him. "no homework, you've worked well. Tiffany, I'm sorry, but your idea simply cannot work. James, do please stop using that, you twit, your going to poke an eye out. Ok everyone? Off to maths you go."

The class moaned but laughed, shouting out 'goodbyes' as they left, chattering amongst themselves. Will smirked to himself, grabbed his mobile and texted Saffiyah.

-Hey gorgeous. You free? Love you-

He waited for a bit, chewing anxiously on his pencil. He needed her NOW.

-I'm free, babe. In office, hurry. X-

His smile got wider, and he stored his mobile away, grabbed his keys and ran out, locking the DT block door behind him, then rushing to the next block to Saffiyah's office.

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Saffiyah smirked, waiting on her desk, utterly naked. When the knob turned and the figure walked through, her eyes widened, and she screamed.

"SAFF! SAFF CALM IT! MY GOD-" Allan covered his eyes, moaning. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"Allan!" She shrieked and ran behind her desk, and on the floor, inevitably covering herself. "GET OUT!"

"Aw, do I have to-

"What's going on?"

Saffiyah moaned as she recognized Will's voice. She raised her head and saw his jaw drop.

"Saff…are you? You. Naked. And you!" Will turned immediately to Allan and snarled. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? YOUR SLEEPING WITH HER!"

"Don't be so STUPID." Saffiyah moaned. "I was waiting for you…and Allan came and…" she ended with another moan.

"Well." Allan shrugged. "it was a pretty sight-

"DALE GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS OFFICE, YOU MONGROL." Will pushed him out the door and locked it, breathing heavily, his palm flat on the door.

Saffiyah winced. "Will…?"

"Just give me a sec."

"What…huh? Have I done something?"

"yes."

He took calming breaths, closing his eyes tightly. He heard her get up and move over, and she laid her hand on his shoulder. He groaned. She didn't get it.

"Saff…I'm trying very hard not to take you, right here, right on this floor like some wild animal, ok?" Will took deeper breaths. "Give me a sec."

Saffiyah looked amused. "Some wild animal?" She repeated, kissing the back of his neck. "I like the sound of that-

She was intruppted as Will, who couldn't contain himself for any longer, turned around and kissed her swiftly.

"Saff," Will breathed against her mouth and kissed her fiercely again, gripping her hips tightly as he turned them around and pushed her firmly into the door, his fingernails digging into her as she unbuckled his belt, letting his trousers fall down onto the floor, along with his boxers. He moaned and-

"Hello?" There was a knocking at the door. "Saffiyah? Why are you-

"-Just a sec!" Saffiyah yelled, pushing Will away and grabbed her clothes before hurriedly putting them on. Will darted into a closet and waited.

Guy raised an eyebrow as he walked in, noticing Saffiyah breathe heavily, her cheeks pink and her hair messy. Unusual.

He had to admit, she was pretty, but that husband of hers was far too protective one couldn't have a little conversation with her.

He snorted and looked at Saffiyah. "You look flushed, Saffiyah."

She patted her hair nervously and gulped. "Well, um, you know…marking papers…"

"And that caused you to look like you've been…busy?"

Saffiyah narrowed her eyes. "Well of course I've been busy-

"Funny. I went to William's office just now. He wasn't there."

"O-Oh?" Saffiyah stuttured, gulping again. "Maybe…Maybe he just-

"-Or maybe…he came over here. Which is against the rules."

"He's my husband. And a colleague. He has a right to come to my office."

"He doesn't, however, have a right, in a public school, to grab you and-

"-Sir!"

Guy stopped and sneered, turning to inspect her desk. Will clenched his jaw.

"Has he been here?"

"He came. But he left. You didn't pass him?"

"No I didn't."

"How weird."

Will smirked and tried to hold back a chuckle.

"Yes, very weird. I wonder, Miss Saffiyah…"

"It's 'Mrs' Scarlett, as you know."

"You don't strike me as a person who'd want to be tied down to one man. You could be getting a lot of offers…or still could."

Will felt his knuckles click.

"I'm happy with Will. I don't want to be rude, Sir, but why exactly are you here? I have work to do."

"Of course." Guy nodded and turned to leave. "I will see you later, then. For the meeting?"

"Hmm." Saffiyah stated glumly.

"Marian will be coming too." Guy spoke dreamily.

"Great." Saffiyah rolled her eyes. When the hell was he going to leave?

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"Go away Robin, I'm fed up with your 'im too busy' excuses, ok?" Marian glared and walked past him.

"Hear me out!"

"I've heard enough."

"Marian-

"Grow up," Marian hissed at him. Robin's eyes narrowed.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"Shut up."

"You."

Robin glared. Marian glared back.

"Like said, grow up, Hood," Marian hissed again in disgust, and made to walk away, but not before Robin reached for her and spun her around, his stormy eyes clearly showing anger and passion as he roamed her figure…

"Get off me-

He swiftly kissed her, pushing her against his desk. Marian was shocked but after a moment responded, kissing him just as passionately as he was kissing her. Robin moaned and quickly they're hands were all over each other as items of their clothing were falling to the floor hurridely…

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"He's gone." Saffiyah opened the door and sighed.

"He flirted."

"He's Guy, hon."

"He still flirted. I want a word."

"No! Then he'll know you've been here! Will!" She ran after him.

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"You…saw her naked?" Laura gasped and dropped her paint brush. "GET OUT"

"It wasn't me fault! I didn't know-

"Get. Out."

"What is WITH you? And you still haven't told me your answer."

Laura shook her head. "Wait for it then."

"I've been waiting days! Laura, please. Tell me what's wrong."

"I can't."

"You CAN'T? what do you mean you can't?"

""I can't," Laura shook her head. "I can't, Allan."

"Laura. Please."

"I can't," She whispered again, and started to cry...

"Laura…" Allan tried to hold her, but she pushed him away and sobbed harder.

"Laura…please."

"Get out," She cried, pushing his arms away. "Get out!"

"No."

She was so shocked by his response that he took the chance to quickly take her into his arms and hold on tightly. She shook her head and tried to hit him, but he just held tighter.

"I'm not getting out and walking away. You're my Laura, and I love ya, and I ain't leaving ya. Ever." Allan held tighter and let her cry against him, burying his head in her silken hair and sighing.

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told you it was awful. i promise the next one will be better. lots of love to my reviewers! and no next time for today, the next chapter is a surprise. dun dun duuuun!

xx