Top Ten Ways To Annoy Blair Waldorf
A/N: So, by popular demand (I'm talking, like, one whole reviewer asking for this) I will branch this out into a story. : ) Only up to Season 2, Episode 11
Not half as good as my other one, in my opinion, but whatevs. Honest reviews over flattering ones!
Disclaimer: All The CW's/Cecily Von Zieglesar's. And I don't own any of the other references….just the story.
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1. Hide her La Mer skin cream in the morning. Watch her consecutively scream, shake Dorota, and beg her mom to let her stay home.
2. Remind her that she and Chuck are meant to be, and bear a certain resemblance to a certain couple in *cough*Gone With The Wind*cough* and *cough*Princess Diaries 2*cough* and *cough*Pride and Prejudice*cough* and *cough*Star Wars Five*cough* and *cough*even Shrek*cough*. Wow, my throat is really acting up, excuse me.
3. Talk about how she lost her Abercrombie and Fitch-model boyfriend to little Jenny Humphrey, of all people.
4. Sign her up for Sex Education classes with Professor Chuck Bass.
5. Torment her with the idea that when Chuck said 'I'd rather wait' it was just a sign that there were other, hotter women around. Her delusions will grow to such an extent that one day she will stand in the middle of the Constance Billiard/Saint Jude's courtyard on top of one of their stupid stone tables and scream, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
6. Force her to spend quality time with Cabbage Patch Head, and enjoy her screams of agony once Dan starts asking her how he can fix his 'issues' with Serena.
7. Talk about her dysfunctional relationship with Mommy and her great relationship with Daddy. Too bad he's on the other side of the Atlantic in his French Chateau with his husband. Watch her cry.
9. Giggle about how her ability to turn men off is just as good as, if not better than, her ability to turn men on.
10. Blackmail her into using last season's cellphone for the next season, too. Oh, the horror.