Top Ten Ways To Annoy Nate
A/N: Top Ten Ways To Annoy Nate! Vanessa's last name is Abrams. This is really suckish, but I hope you can cough out a bad laugh at least a little bit.
The pickup lines are actual to the show. : D Isn't Chuck's the sexiest….: D
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1. Wax philosophical on his irritating resemblance to Zac Efron.
2. When he and Gabriela (oops, Vanessa….Anne Hudgens….oops, Abrams….) are about to make out, turn on 'You Are The Music In Me'.
3. Send flowers to his Pop in rehab. Sign the card 'From Eleanor Waldorf-Rose'.
4. Mock his inability to decide on a girlfriend (Blair? Vanessa? Blair? Vanessa? Then….Catherine? Vanessa? Vatherine? Vanessa? then.... Vanessa? Jenny? Vanessa? Jenny?)
5. Dye his lovely Abercrombie and Fitch-esque blond hair dark brown. Watch him moan the loss of his All-Americanness.
6. Host a 'Chuck Bass Fan Club' meeting at the Archibald mansion. Watch screaming fans tear his clothes (and Abercrombie boxers) to pieces, then realize he's Nate and not Chuck and hang him. Naked. He will be missed. ::sheds crocodile tear::
7. Direct him to a telephone post, say it's Vanessa and watch him hump it.
8. Maroon him on an island surrounded with snapping crocodiles with the ghost of Bart Bass. Watch him quietly turn gay.
9. Host a pickup line contest.
NATE: So….um….you want to go out sometime?
CHUCK: Let's catch up! Take off our clothes, stare at each other.
DAN: Let's get out of here. You want to get out of here?
Watch the female studio audience make a mad dash for Chuck, the male studio audience turn gay and run for Dan, and Nate cry in the dust of both respective groups.
10. You know the Sex Ed from the list to annoy Blair Waldorf? Make him watch.
Tail Note: Jenny: Next Victim!