Chapter 2: Meet the Assassins!
(A/N: heh…I don't know why but I feel very random and hyper today (side effect probably from passing my driving test, and way too much sugar…) anyway I hope you like this and please review!)
Disclaimer: …Nope!
"…so the king of Airyglyph wants to meet me at the ruins of Mosel?" the queen asked
"Apparently," Nel replied
"Impossible! The queen hasn't left the castle in…well…forever!" Lasselle exclaimed
"Silence you imbecile!" the queen roared
"…" Lasselle started whimpering like a baby
"…Wimp," Cliff shook his head
"Did he say anything about bodyguards?" the queen asked
"Uh…no?'
"Well if he did then too bad because you guys are coming with me!"
"…Crap…" Fayt muttered
"Yes your majesty," Nel bowed and gave Fayt a dirty look
"Now…to prepare for our journey I'll need a couple packs of Mountain Dew, a bag of M&M's and chocolate…lots of chocolate…" she sent some minions off to fetch the stuff
As Fayt and the group walked out of the Audience Chamber, he had a weird look on his face, "Why does it seem like she is going to go on a sugar rampage?"
A Few Hours Later
"HA! SUGAR!" Romeria squealed as they walked through the streets of Peterney
"God Fayt you cursed us!" Cliff groaned
"We have to be careful, many people are ticked off that our countries are not at war anymore," Nel warned them as they crossed over onto the Sanmite Steppes
"Who would be mad about that?" Fayt asked
"Oh a bunch of morons who think they're better than everyone else," Nel rolled her eyes
"I'll make you eat those words!" a voice cried out. Suddenly three dragons with stupid looking riders landed by the bridge
"HI YA!" the queen grinned
"Uh…they're probably not here to say hi your majesty," Cliff grimaced
"That's right! Our people don't need your help!" the leader of the group yelled
"So…who are you?" Fayt questioned
"My name is Schweimer; Third-in-command of the Dragon Brigade!" the guy whom we now know as Schweimer proclaimed
"Uh…dude? Being third in command is not something to be proud of" Cliff informed him
"…Grrr…" Schweimer growled
"So why are you here again?" Nel asked
"We don't want our government to go in the toilet so we're going to take out your queen!" a random Dragon Brigade soldier exclaimed
"DAMN IT BOB! Now they know the whole freakin' plan!" the other soldier groaned
"Wait…are you sure you're not just upset that we took out your leader Vox?" Fayt wondered
"…whatever…prepare to face my wrath!" Schweimer said boldly
"Ok…we've taken out your second-in-command Demetrio, totally wiped the floor with Albel Nox, and came within an inch of killing Vox. Now YOU want to take us on?" Cliff challenged the sissy dragon rider
"Jeez…the only army we haven't touched is the Storm Brigade with their stupid Lums…" Nel trailed off
"We're going to make you pay for what you've done!" Schweimer exclaimed, "Come on guys!" but the other two had already chickened out and were halfway to Kirlsa, "God damn you all…"
"Stand back your majesty we have some unfinished business with a wannabe assassin," Fayt warned her
"Whatever!" she giggled
5 minutes later…
"That was almost too easy," Cliff said as they entered Suferio
"Eh…didn't bug me until the little baby started crying," Fayt replied
"You know I don't get it…why is Albel the one stuck in the skirt…I mean this guy was way wimpier!" Nel wondered
"Yeah…did it seem like he was wearing perfume?"
"O.o"
"I know!"
"Scary…"
"Well let's get the queen to Mosel!" Cliff exclaimed
"Uh…where is Mosel?" Fayt asked Nel
"I dunno…" Nel said sheepishly
"NEL!"
"Well it's gotta be around her SOMEWHERE!" and the trio began looking for the dunes…still with them was the sugar high queen, babbling like a moron
(A/N: I've actually got an idea for the next chapter! So please review!)