Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope, Miroku.
Sesshomaru Leads the pack.
"Sesshomaru, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Sesshomaru asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
Miroku wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Sesshomaru, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Sesshomaru turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Sesshomaru turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
Miroku, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"No, Sesshomaru, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Sesshomaru turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Sesshomaru turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting: "Fluffy screwed a penguin!"... "Fluffy screwed a penguin!"
Okay, thanx for the reviews, but this is the last chapter. If you liked this go read my new story. They aren't fairytales, but the should be funny.