Chapter Seven: Oh the Fun of Inventing
(A/N: Ok so I haven't updated ANYTHING for about a month and this story hasn't been updated for like two months…I'm very sorry but I have an excuse…I mean reason! it turns out that I actually DO have a social life…and school life…and we can't forget all that lovable homework and testing that comes with being a Junior…go figure.
But I did update now so be happy everyone! Even though no one really reviews me…I don't care writing is fun and if you don't like it you can just go suck a sock. XD)
Disclaimer: If I owned Star Ocean then I wouldn't be allowed to go on hiatus for two months now would I?
It was another bright and sunny day on Elicoor and the gang had the day off for once. So what did they do? Why they decided to waste thousands of Fol inventing of course!
"Uh…Cliff? Is that charm supposed to be glowing?" Fayt asked, pointing at the disfigured battle charm that Cliff held in his hand
"Dunno," he shrugged
Suddenly a great explosion shook the flimsy building and the place was filled with smoke.
"What the hell did you do!" a very angry female coughed out…we know her as Nel
"I'm trying to cook something wretch!" Albel yelled back
"Damn it Albel you KNOW you're never supposed to cook!"
"Who says?"
"EVERYONE! YOU SUCK AT IT!"
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Sophia yelled exasperated
"Well this day has turned into a disaster," Maria rolled her eyes
"Nel is just jealous of my masterful cooking skills" Albel said haughtily
"Jealous? Of you? You've got to be kidding me!" Nel muttered
"Yes woman, you're just envious that I'm such a good cook,"
"Ok loser, YOU have a cooking level of…what is it? 23? My cooking level is over 40,"
"So?"
"Soooo I CAN FREAKING COOK BETTER THAN YOU! AND NOT MAKE THINGS EXPLODE!"
Albel muttered something under his breath and walked away to try his hand at something else
"Well that was weird," Mirage said
"Hey! I invented something!" Roger grinned holding up the strange fizzling object
"Oh My God…HE'S GOT DYNAMITE!" Fayt screamed
"Shit" and everyone ran out of the room, except Roger
"Those guys are just plain freaky," he thought to himself as the dynamite finally exploded…but he lived so it was alright.
You would have thought that after this experience they would've stopped their fruitless attempts at inventing…but alas it wasn't so…
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAY!" Cliff sang, waltzing around the next disaster site…I mean workshop…now wearing two earrings that were glowing green
"Well the maggot's got one thing right in that song…" Albel muttered
"That wasn't nice!" Fayt chided him
"We're not talking about nice worm…we're talking about truth…"
"Only your truth not everyone's," and Fayt turned his attention back to his experiment…which involved a cactus, red pepper, and a chinchilla
"Um…I'm really worried about that…" Sophia whispered to Maria, pointing at Fayt's mixture…which was growling and thrashing around
"Yeah…but what can we do about it?" she questioned. Right then the creature snarled and launched himself at Fayt who screamed like a girl and fell to the ground.
"Crap…it's a porcupine!" Mirage exclaimed
"Sooo….?" Nel stared at the small bristling angry animal…
"Dude have you not SEEN these things? They're EVIL! PURE EVIL!" Cliff yelled fearfully
"Yes these things are evil homicidal animals…" Albel agreed, "I've died a couple of times at their hands…"
"You mean paws," Maria corrected him
"Should we save him?" Sophia changed the subject, as she watched the blue haired boy get attacked by a ferocious 6 inch tall animal with quills
"Nah…but I think we should all agree to never mention this again," Nel nodded
"Agreed," They all said in an eerie unison and walked out the door…leaving poor Fayt to defend himself.
"YOU GUYS ALL SUCK!" He yelled in pain
"Welcome to my world Jerkwad," Roger glared at him as he limped past the workshop in bandages
(A/N: I know its short but I think it's KINDA funny…but then again I'm easily amused…please review!)