Flame: Yay, there are two reasons to celebrate! The first is this is chapter 5 of A Husband For Kiri! The second is because we have a new member of our comedy team! Eveyone, meet Tamako, Neko-chan's um... how are ya'll related again
Neko-chan: She's my sister's husband's cousin's wife's neice!
Flame: (mouth hanging open) Uh... what? So, anyway, here's Tamako, eveyone!
Tamako: Ohiyo (bows)
Neko-chan: Yeah, she's a veteranarian, so, when I caught my boyfriend cheating on me, she went out and cut off his ba- mmph!
Flame: (slaps a hand over Neko-chan's mouth) Thats a bit too graphic for some of our readers, Neko-chan. Let's just say he was broken and Tamako fixed him.
Tamako: (laughs quietly)
Neko-chan: Tama-chan doesn't talk a lot... so me and Flame-chan will have to get her to talk...
Tamako: Tama-chan?
Flame: She gives everyone a nickname. You are apparently Tama-chan.
Tamako: Oh, okay. Well, shall we start the chapter? By the way, Flame-sama owns nothing but Neko-chan and I.
Flame and Neko-chan: (together) Too formal
Neko-chan: LET'S START THE CHAPTER!!
Flame: sama?
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A Husband For Kiri
Chapter 5
Kiri was outside, drinking a juice box when the Billy-kun Fanclub hunted her down.
"Kiri Koshiba?" one of them asked.
"Nope, I'm the dancing elephant." Kiri answered sarcastically, she was so annoyed that people wouldn't stop asking if she was really going to marry the blonde person that wouldn't leave her alone.
A few of the fangirls laughed, but imediatly stoped when one of the older girls glared at them. The older girl, who seemed to be the president of the fanclub, turned back to Kiri.
"We heard a rumor that-" she began, but Kiri interupted her.
"No, I'm not getting married to Bobby, or Tommy, or whatever his name is. Now go away." Kiri told them, her icy glare freezing them.
Just then, Billy walked by, and the thrilled fangirls swarmed around him like bees, following him to his next class.
'I wish him luck' Kiri thought, and went off to find a good place to sleep.
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Narumi was pissed. It was only ten minutes until the start of S.P, and Mussy Head was nowhere to be seen.
Kanako watched him timidly as he paced and ranted about tardiness.
"Na-kun, we can't start the S.P. without Ki-chan." Kei whined.
"I KNOW!" Narumi shouted, then he shot a glare at Ochiai.
"Kohiko, do you know where that Mussy Head is?" Narumi demanded.
Ochiai just glanced up briefly from his computer. "Why should I know, Narumi?" he asked.
Narumi shrugged and started pacing again.
"Well, me will go look for me Kirity!" Iori announced, his intentions way too obvious.
"No way, I'll go. You'll probably take advantage of her." Narumi told him, and Iori's face fell.
"You can't go either, Narumi, if you don't find Koshiba-kouhei, then we'll have neither of our hairstylists for the speacial thing we have planned." Ochiai said, and got up.
"I'll go, all of you stay here." He said, and strode out the door.
Narumi waited only five minutes after Ochiai had left to get impatient.
"They're taking too long!" he shouted. Since noone around seemed to care what Narumi was doing, he hmph-ed and walked out the door himself, completely ignoring what Ochiai had orsered him to do.
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Ochiai found Kiri in an empty class room, sound asleep.
'She's asleep,' he thought, 'shocking.'
"Koshiba-kouhei, it's almost time for S.P. You're needed there. Koshiba-kouhei?" he shook her gently, but she didn't even stir.
'The girl could sleep through a huricane.'
Kiri just shifted so her face was visible, and Ochiai found himself staring at her lips.
He bent down swiftly and kissed her, but guess who walked in the room just at that moment.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Naumi shouted. An Kiri woke up.
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Flame: So,yeah, we left a cliff hanger...
Tamako: Flame-sama, you start high school tomorrow, you should be getting ready for bed
Flame: What's with the 'sama'? You're older than me!
Neko-chan: Yeah! And Why don't you call me 'Neko-sama'?
Tamako: Flame-sama, you are my master, while you, Neko-chan, are a fellow pet.
Flame: Please, Tamako, just call me Flame
Tamako: Never! That would be disrespectful. Flame-sama, you can't afford to argue this all night, it's almost your bedtime!
Flame: Cheh, almost 15 and I still have a bedtime... Well, she's right, goodnight people!
Flame & Neko-chan: LOVE YA'LL
Tamako: Good night (bows)