The First Ever Interview with the Cast of Star Ocean 3

(A/N: ARRGG!!! I'm doing it AGAIN! Working on something COMPLETELY random when I should be working on Ask Alnel! When will I ever finish?!!!

Well anyway now that my ranting is done…I hope you like this stupid pointless addition to 'The Life and Times of Star Ocean 3'

I'M SO STUPID!!! WHERE ARE MY PRIORITIES????

I feel better now :-) )

Disclaimer: I'm such a procrastinator…you'd think I WOULD own a game making company…sadly I don't and my procrastination skills are SO being wasted

Random reporter 1: and here we are at the Middleofnowhere auditorium!

Random reporter 2: We have a very special report for you all! We have kidnapped….I mean convinced the members of Star Ocean: Till the End of Time to give us a much wanted interview!

Random reporter 1: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!!!

-Inside the auditorium-

"So this is what the heroes of the world have come to…giving stupid interviews with the annoying paparazzi," Fayt groaned as the group took the stage and gazed out into the sea of flashing camera flash bulbs and notepads.

"Worms…" Albel growled as the reporters started waving their hands in the air, trying to get their 5 cents worth of a question

"…I suppose we have to start…you in the back," Cliff glanced into the crowd and pointed randomly. The voice in the back shrieked.

"OH MY GOD!!! ALBEL!!! I LOVE YOU!! MARRY ME YOU SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!" a very crazy, very hyper voice screamed. The fangirl then fell on the ground in convulsions and was carted away much to the relief of everyone.

"Holy Apris," Nel shook her head sadly

"You're telling me," Sophia scratched her head

"So…anyone have a legit question?" Cliff asked

"How about you? NOT in the back," Mirage asked a random person in the front

"Well I've got a question that we probably ALL are dying to know," the person started

"And that would be?" Nel asked

"Who's dating whom in your group? We're all waiting to know!" This statement met with silence and glares from nearly everyone in the auditorium…except the shell shocked Star Ocean crew

"What do you mean 'who's dating whom?????' It's perfectly clear!" A reporter said in scandalous tones

"It's SO obvious that Nel and Albel have something special!" another reporter called out. This too met with silence

"You've got to be kidding me! It's Albel and Sophia of course!" a random person called out

"WHAT? You're both crazy! Albel is gay and belongs with Fayt!"

"Hey now!" Fayt tried to defend himself but it was too late…a war of shipping was about to occur.

"Well if Albel is gay then he has to be with Cliff!"

"Albel is NOT gay! But Fayt and Cliff are together FOREVER!!!"

"I still go with Albel and Nel!"

"They're from rival countries! They can't be together!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! OPPISITES ATTRACT!!!"

"THEN ALBEL AND SOPHIA SHOULD BE TOGETHER!!!"

"WHAT ABOUT MARIA!!! SHE BELONGS WITH ALBEL!"

"Oh crap…I was hoping they'd leave me out of this," Maria groaned

"ALBEL COULD NEVER BE WITH SOPHIA! SHE'S LIKE SEVEN YEARS YOUNGER!"

"I SAY CLIFF AND MIRAGE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"CLIFF AND NEL TOGETHER FOREVER!!!"

"WHAT ABOUT CLIFF AND SOPHIA?!"

"DUDE! THAT'S A WORSE AGE DIFFERENCE THAN SOPHIA AND ALBEL!"

"MARIA AND CLIFF!"

"CLIFF IS LIKE HER FATHER!"

"CLIFF IS ALSO LIKE MIRAGE'S BROTHER!"

"Do you think this might be getting a bit out of hand?" Sophia asked nervously

"No worries…if we're lucky they'll kill each other," Nel said eagerly

"NEL AND FAYT SHOULD BE TOGETHER! THEY GET ALONG SO WELL!"

"NEL IS A WAR MACHINE! FAYT IS PEACEFUL…THEY DO NOT GET ALONG WELL!"

"THEN WHY ARE THEY ON THE SAME TEAM?"

"BECAUSE!"

"YOU GUYS MUST BE KIDDING ME…NEL IS A LESBIAN…HER AND MARIA BOTH!"

"E-excuse me?" Maria and Nel both said in shocked disbelief.

"Now you know what it feels like," Fayt chuckled

"NEL, SOPHIA, AND MARIA ARE TOGETHER ITS SOOOO FREAKIN' OBVIOUS!"

"NEL AND CLAIR!"

"Oh for heaven's sake…CLAIR'S NOT EVEN HERE!" Nel yelled out exasperatedly

"They're not even going to ask us what WE think are they?" Cliff asked

"'fraid not…" Maria rolled her eyes

"FAYT AND MARIA WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER!"

"THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!"

"SO?"

"SO THAT'S LIKE A BROTHER SISTER THING!"

"FAYT AND SOPHIA! THEY'RE THE COUPLE OF THE CENTURY!"

"THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE!"

"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU CRETIN?!"

"Let's get out of here while we still have dignity," Albel muttered and the group walked off the stage.

"…" Fayt took one last look at the mad chaos in the auditorium. People were now throwing things and it soon turned into a huge fistfight, "Dude, dignity left a LONG time ago."

(A/N: I hope you liked it! And yes I know it's completely retarded….but there are so many pairings…I think I hit most of the main ones (and a few not so usual ones)

Oh and in case you care (you don't I know lol) my favorite parings would have to be AlbelxNel, CliffxMirage, FaytxNel, FaytxMaria…not that you really cared XD)