Flame: Finally! We just got the internet back! And, boy, did we have problems getting on it! First, I had this totally useless project for drama that I had to do, then Neko-chan reads that one comment, and refuses to participate in writing another chapter. I managed to convince her, but, man, that cat is hard-headed! And, finally, my parents had this huge fight, and I almost wasn't able to get on the computer!

Neko-chan: May I interrupt, Flame-chan?

Flame: (scared) Uh, sure... be my guest...

Neko-chan: (smiles sweetly) I just have something to say to Pinklilimon. Please, take a look at every other comment on our thing. They're all good. People like our story ( demonic voice) If you have a problem, take it somewhere else, else I will gladly shove it up your-

Flame: OKAY! Yeah, um. Tamako?

Tamako: Um... I'm kind of frightened...

Flame: Right... um... maybe another chapter will calm her down! Let's start the story!


A Husband For Kiri?!

Chapter 10

Narumi stared up at the ceiling in his room, ignoring the clacking of Ochiai on his laptop, and the crunching of Kei and his endless supply of pockies.

"Kiri-chan looked pretty last night." Kei stated out of the blue. Narumi grunted, and Ochiai pretended to ignore him, though he blushed a bit.

"I wonder why she was out with Billy-kun? Are they dating?" Kei said, more to himself now.

Narumi sat bolted up and roared "WHO WOULD DATE THAT MUSSY-HEAD?!"

Kei shrugged, unafraid. This was how Narumi dealt with jealousy. Ochiai cringed, but didn't say anything about how much he would love to date Kiri.

Narumi eventually sighed and plopped back down on the bed. "Damn Mussy-Head." he muttered.


On the other side of town, Kiri sneezed violently.

"Hm... someones talking about me." she said. She shrugged and went back to sweeping the shop.

"Oh, Billy-kun! I was looking for you! How was your date last night?" Emi's voice came form the living room. She apparently had cornered poor Bobby, and was obviously planning to interrogate him.

"Oh, it was great. We're planning a June wedding, and you're gonna be a grandmother soon. Of sextuplets." Billy replied, and Kiri could Emi hyperventilating from the shop. Billy quickly ran away before Emi could explode, but winked at Kiri as he passed, and Kiri hid a rare smile.

"K-kiri!" Emi stumbled into the room. " Say that your not pregnant. Tell your mommy that last part was a lie!" she exclaimed.

"Yeah, it was a lie. Really. I'm pregnant with septuplets." and with that, Kiri dumped the hair out of the dust pan and into the trash can, and went to her room to practice the wizard cut.

"SEIJI!" Emi cried in despair, and staggered off to find her husband. It's much better to be a drama-queen when you have an audience, after all.


Narumi fended off Chisami's normal wave of questions about her precious 'prince' as he made his way out the door, heading to school.

"-do you think Prince-sama would like that?" Chisami asked, deluding herself that her older brother was actually listening.

"Yeah, sure, what ever." Narumi answered. He looked around frantically for his bag. That thing went missing daily. It was almost as annoying as Chisami. Almost.

"MRROW!" a loud, growling meow interupted his thoughts as he opened the front door. There, on his porch, stood Mussy-Heads obviously overweight cat. Shamrock or something.

"Shampoo, you stupid cat! Where the hell are you?!" Billy called. The damnable cat had run off when he opened the door to leave, and now it was up to him to find it.

'Ah, Shampoo, that's it,' Narumi thought. The cat ignored Billy, and strode into Narumi's house as if she owned the place.

"What a fat cat." Chisami stated with out mercy. Billy turned the corner and finally saw the cat.

"That's your 'Prince's' pet." Narumi told the girl, who quickly got down on her knees and started to pamper the flea bitten animal.

"Hey! Amateur! I need that cat!" Billy called, running up the driveway.

Narumi contemplated punching that smug smirk into next year, but decided to yell instead. He was better with words than his fists, anyway.

"You damn conceited bastard! You dare to come to my house, first to insult me, then to give commands!" Shampoo mrrowed in pain. Loud noises hurt his sensitive ears.

Billy's grin just widened, and he quickly freed Shampoo from Chisami's obbsessed grip.

He was going to leave, but couln't without pissing Narumi off one more time.

"Didn't my fiancé look hot Saturday night?" he asked over his shoulder, then he simply left, leaving Narumi gaping in shock and outrage.


Flame: Okay, it's been a while since we've updated, so they may be a bit out of character...

Neko-chan: (sighs) Thank you for not letting me finish, Flame-chan. What I said was mean, and what I was gonna say was very, very bad of me. I'm sorry, Pinklilimon.

Flame: (nods) Good cat. (whispers) I'm trying to teach her manners. It's hit and miss, though.

Tamako: Mostly miss.

Flame: OH! I almost forgot! I don't own pockies or Beauty Pop. So, people who do own them, please don't sue me. I'm a poor freshman!

Neko-chan: We wanted to update on Tama-chan's birthday, but we till din't have the internet, so this is a late birthday present for both Tama-chan and Valerie!

Flame: Val is my older sister, in case y'all didn't know. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BIG SIS!

Neko-chan & Flame: AND HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, TAMAKO!!!!

Tamako: (blush)

Neko-chan: Make sure to keep watch for the update. You don't wanna miss Narumi's reaction. It's gonna be priceless!

All: LOVE Y'ALL!!!!