-Just a thought-
With Allen and Kanda's pure, PASSIONATE hatred for each other, it's obvious that they'd make the perfect target for fangirls.
Summary by kikuli (Thanks so much! XD)
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"I WANT YUU TO WANT ME!" Lavi paused on his walk down to the cafeteria to meet his friends for the daily gossip on missions. Someone was hollering at the top of their lungs in a terrible off-key manner.
"I NEED YUU TO NEED ME!" "Allen?" Lavi bewilderedly peered around the corner and saw the young exorcist shouting at the door of what he suspected was Kanda's room. Allen belatedly staged whispered, "I'm singing a love song to Yuu baby!"-1- There was a loud thump on the door and what looked like a homicidal teenager opened it, sword in hand. "Moyashi, if you sing that song one more time, you won't be walking for days," -2- threatened Kanda. Lavi choked down a laugh and began walking again. This would be interesting.
Lenalee skipped down the corridor to the science lab. On the way, several Finders were muttering something along the lines of, "-terrible shrieking, it's like an Akuma being tortured in there". Then she heard it and tilted her head with curiosity. Someone was howling her favorite song, with – was it? -a strange accent on the word 'You'. Little did she know that with Allen's poor improvisational skills, he had replaced the word 'you' in the song with Kanda's first name. First of all, whoever spoke Kanda's first name would instantly be on his hit list. Secondly, he hated pop. Or rock. Whatever was not nature-y. Country was even worse. But back to the subject.
How was this possible? As Lavi finished the remains of his lunch, he subconsciously wondered what was taking Allen so long. The screaming had ceased, but there was no sight of the silver haired teen or his Asian companion anywhere. Lavi lingered, determined to see his best friend's death in a heroic manner and record it. Maybe the Panda would even let him get away with changing around the manner of Allen's death. Instead of a brutal stabbation, Allen would..hold his own against Kanda, at least to murmur his finally words...something along the lines of, "My death shall not be in vain! I sweareth to retreateth peacefully to the heavens, where I belong! Eth." Did that make sense? At least it sounded cool. Maybe- There was a sudden silence as the cafeteria quieted, and Lavi turned to Allen and Kanda, headed to his table. Holding hands. Rather, Allen was clinging to Kanda's arm and Kanda was trying to pry Allen off. Something along those lines. "Oy, Allen! Sit here!" Lavi grinned and flagged them down. This scene had better be worth the wait.
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1 All credit to 'Beansprout of Love' by kiri coil. WHAT KIND OF INGENIOUS NAME IS THAT? -sniggers- Yuu baby.
2 Interpret as you will. -cough-