Bloody hell , can you please hurry up and fix this so this line isn't repeated!?!?!?!
Also this is the first time I have ever written a pokemon battle. So if constructed criticism (Not flames, you bastards) is most welcome. There won't be a lot of fighting as I got a little sidetracked during this fic. I was on youtube
Well, this has some ideas so what the hell, lets roll. Pokemon © Nintendo. OC's belong to their rightful owners. So yeah here we go.
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The gateway coliseum was as neon as ever. Star, Ashurii, Kynin and Regii where making there way thought the crowds. They headed towards the trainers room, where trainers prepared there team. They made it into the room and they sat down and had a look at the fixtures. Star sighed.
"Well, let me get this straight. Joe is facing the Coliseum master, Ash is facing Reg and I'm not even doing anything. This isn't how it works in the game!"
"Well" Ashurii answered. "Its like this so it seems that the author doesn't seem biased. So people are gonna win and some will lose. It's so it's all fair."
"Or is it really because I would whoop all ya'll arse?" Star said airily, to get a reaction out of Ashurii.
"Oh no, you fucking don't." Ashurii went to attack, but was blocked from hitting her from a horde of Teen boys who where looking at him with pure evil.
"Who the bloody hell are theses people?" Ashurii asked, failing to clobber her. Star just brushed her hair outta her face and grinned evilly.
"These are my fan boys. They will fight for me as long as I battle." She replied, grinning ear to ear like a Cheshire cat.
"Go my Minions! Kill him!"
The fan boys charged but where stopped in there tracks when a bunch of Teen girl blocked there path.
"Who are these sluts?" Star asked, wrinkling her nose. It was Ashurii turn to smile evilly.
"You have you're fan boys, these here are my fan GIRLS!" Ashurii answered. They both gave the command and the fan went to war with each other. The battle was bloody and grim. Fan on fan, it was like pure evil had possessed them. It was some serious Boy on girl action.
And if you thought of perverted ideas when I said that, I WILL cast you into hell
The battle was nearing a close. Star was being backed backwards to a bottomless pit.
"THIS IS MADNESS!"
Ashurii just looked at her.
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
He went to kick her down the hole, but battles needed to happen. People where already getting pissed off because of the whole scenario.
Kynin walked over to the two now no-fighting duos.
"Will there be anymore internet references in this fic?
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DOCTOR-OCTI-KAMIPUSS WRAAAAAAAW!
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The arena had been cleared of the dead bodies of fans and cleared the way for the match. Regii and Ashurii stood at opposite ends of the arena, trying to stare each other down. Star had taken a seat in a box that had been prepared for the elite. But since Kynin was in a fight and Reg and Ash where fighting. She kissed her teeth and looked at the 4th wall.
"How comes every time you put me in your fics you have me WATCHING the fights?"
The brave, sexy author continued on as if nothing happened, while he continued saving the world from evil and getting all the ladies (sigh, I wish)
The referee made his way to the middle to the arena and looked at the two trainers.
"This will be a 1 on 1 fight. Each trainer is allowed to use 3 pokemon. And all the other shitty rules that usually apply in a Pokemon battles, yadda yadda yadda, you get the point"
"This will be easy!" Regii yelled out and threw out his a pokeball "Go, Luca!"
He tossed out a red and white ball and A Lucario popped out. Many people where amazed about how well trained it was. Most of the male audience where feeling a hard on. I would say bulge, but I doubt it's that big.
Ashurii rolled his eyes. "Cam you're such a…."
"Don't you even finish that that sentence" Cam yelled across. "Im getting sick of you poking fun at the fact I really like my pokemon. And besides, I don't think it sates in any town that sex with a pokemon is bad. In fact on it generally is the norm."
Ashurii sighed. "Fine whatever……furry"
Ashurii blinked and then Regii was behind him holding a buster sword to his neck.
"I will fucking cut you man"
"FUCK" Ashurii yelled out. "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?"
Regii inched it the sword closer to Ashurii's neck. "Shut up you and you're……what the fuck is up with your hair, did you wake up like that?"
"That's best left up to your imagination…"
"I will kill you, I swear to god"
Before Ashurii could get a snide comment out, the Guards had already got Regii off him and had taken his Buster sword and place it in care.
Remember a Buster sword is for life, and not just for Christmas.
Ashurii brushed him self off and Regii was back on the other side of the stadium, waiting to kick his ass.
"Go Typhiosion!"
Ashurii's pokeball was thrown and it opened up to send forth his fire-spewing dog/dragon-like thing.
"Lucario Extremespeed!"
Regii's Lucario darted around the arena, planning to make her move. Ashurii wasn't gonna have any of it.
"Typhiosion, ERUPTION!"
Typhiosion's eyes glowed red and his mane glow white. He bent forward slightly and his mane let forth a mass of flames and fireballs.
Regii frowned. "Luca, dodge them!"
Luca tried her hardest but to no avail. She was struck by one and then more just seemed to lock onto her.
"Unlucky Reg" Ashurii said, smiling. Eruption hits every thing on the field, and it is most powerful when Typhiosion's hp is high. Ouch I think sums up your Lucario's condition"
Luca lay on the floor, burnt in areas and crispy. Her eyes where spinning. She was down for the count.
"Winner of the first battle goes to Ashurii and Typhiosion!"
Regii dashed over to Luca to see if she was ok. She looked up at him while he had her in his arms and gave him a small lick on the nose. He blushed, and the crowd's hearts melted.
"AWWWWWW THAT'S SO CUTE"
Regii returned Luca and gave a small kiss on her ball. "You did me proud girl"
"Second match GO!"
"Go Hindenburg!"
"Go Lord Ivy!"
A Driftblim and a Torterra appeared. Ashurii looked over at Regii blankly.
"Why Hindenburg?" He asked.
"Why?" Regii replied? "Because it's a FUCKING BLIMP!"
"Fair dice." Ashurii said. "Lord Ivy, Crunch!"
Lord Ivy moved forward, his mouth open wide ready to bite down, but due to his lack of speed, Hindenburg drifted out of the way.
"Good Hindenburg. Now follow it up with a wing attack!"
Hindenburg opened its arm-like wings and struck the back of Lord Ivy's head, forcing it into the ground slightly.
"Crap!" Ashurii yelled, worried about his pokemon's condition. Lord Ivy, although rather damaged, could still continue on.
"Lord Ivy, Earthquake!"
Lord Ivy jumped up and slammed down, causing the ground to shake and cause buildings to rattle. But Hindenburg was unaffected"
"Fuck I forgot that ground doesn't affect flying types. Bollocks!"
"You suck!" Regii yelled out. "Hindy, Arial ace!"
The blimp, which was usually quite slow, moved at lightning speed and struck the tree-pokemon on the back. He was out for the count.
"Torterra is out. Driftblim is the winner!"
Ashurii sighed and went over to his Torterra to make sure he was ok, while Regii went over and started hugging his floating blimp.
"You did me good mate. Well done." Ashurii said, returning the now beaten turtle while Regii recalled his Blimp. They then reached for their balls (NOT YAOI!) and sent out their last Pokémon.
"Go Gabrielle!"
"Go Tyranitar!"
Ashurii sent out a massive dirty grey monster, with a black patch across its hard stomach. Regii's Pokémon was more of a pretty human, wearing a light, white dress with a split that showed off her smooth green legs. The fan boys who had relieved themselves after the Lucario incident had to go take another err...break we shall call it.
Due to the ability of Tyranitar, a sandstorm whipped up, making it annoyingly hard to see the arena. Ashurii smiled as he disappeared from Regii sight.
"Oh come on I can't even fucking see where my Pokémon is now!" Yelled an angry Regii.
"Deal with it, it's not my shit now" Ashurii yelled back, mirth rich in his voice. "Tyranitar, use Crunch!
Tyranitar darted out of the sandstorm and bit down on Gabrielle's arm, causing her to shriek in pain. Her hp dropped rapidly and Tyranitar let go of her and jumped back into the sand stream. Just as he dropped back into the sand, the sand streams slashed across Gabrielle and she dropped to 10hp. Ashurii smiled, as long as the next attack didn't do an OHKO (One hit K.O) on his Pokémon, Tyranitar will live and he will win. Regii looked grim. This wasn't looking good at all. He furiously searched his mind for anyway out of this situation. He scrolled though her attack list and found his answer
"GABBY USE MAGICAL LEAF!"
Gabrielle closed her arms and then flung them open, shooting out many multi-coloured leaves which flew into the sandstorm. Regii couldn't see where they landed, but was more than satisfied with the roars of pain that could be heard from Ashurii's Tyranitar. Its hp dropped to 1hp, but thankfully it was holding a focus band which prevented it from dying. Regii looked distraught at this. There was nothing more he could do.
Gabrielle fell to the ground as the sandstorm buffeted the last 10hp out of her. The match was over
"VICTORY GOES TO ASHURII WITH 2 OUT OF 3 WINS! HE WILL NOW PROGRESS TO THE NEXT ROUND!"
Ashurii returned his Tyranitar, causing the sandstorm to subside. He looked up at the crowed with a big grin plastered over his face and waved at all the fan girls that had survived the battle with Stars Fan boys. Regii was aghast and he recalled Gabrielle, a tear in his eye for a Pokémon that went down in pain. He left the stage to find Star and Joe already there, waiting for him. He walked over to them, looking grim
"You did good man" Star said, patting his back
"Yeah, you know Ash; sometimes he surprises you with his trick up his sleeves. Who would have known about that focus band?"
Regii didn't say anything. He just kept looking at the floor. Behind him came the sound of opening doors, fan girls squealing and the lights of flash photography. Ashurii walked over to where the others where with a scowl across his face.
"I hate the public. I mean, I smiled a played the part for a bit, but come on!" He muttered to them. His eyes fell upon Regii and he looked concerned.
"Hey…Reg…Look, I didn't mean to win, well, I really wanted to beat you and I am so sorry you had to have your Pokémon taken out like that.
Regii turned suddenly with his hands quickly fastening on Ashurii's shoulders. For the best part of a few seconds, Star, Joe and Ashurii though Regii was going to kill him, until Ashurii saw the tears on his face, and, more oddly, a broad smile upon his face.
"ABOUT TIME!" He yelled, scaring Star and Ashurii alike. "IT SEEMS YOU FINALY TOOK MY ADVICE! I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR MONTHS THAT A FOCAS BAND WOULD BE BETTER USED ON YOUR TYRANITAR THAN YOUR SCIZOR AND YOU FINALLY TOOK MY ADVICE!"
Ashurii let out a deep breath. Regii wasn't going to kill him. He had one a fight and Joe would more then likely get destroyed in the next fight.
And to top it all off, the author had managed to finish this god forsaken chapter
Could things possibly get any better?
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THANK
YOU
GOD!
THIS HAS BEEN THE LONGEST CHAPTER I HAVE EVER DONE, AND IT HAS TAKEN ME MONTHS!
I am sorry for the long update. Life's been hard and I am vowing to pump more chapters, plus a new fic out before the New Year.
Next up- Joe Vs The master of the Coliseum
Ashurii ^_^