(A small creature with covered with bandages walks into the room. He has one circular eye and he has a little piece of cloth shaped like a heart sewn onto the left side of his chest. In fact he looks a lot like a mummy.)

Bandaides: Hahahaha. Now that the foolish girl and rodent are gone. I can now control the story! What horrors shall I unleash!

Disclaimer: (The silly girl forgot to post this on the last chapter.) I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters. I only own Kristen, Michael, Aunt Susan, Uncle Allen, Coren, Harry, James, and of course (loud introduction music) BANDAIDES!.. Along with any other characters that will appear later in the story of course.

Bandaides: Remember to send Sbe reviews. Good or Bad. This is her first Fanfic after all.

Chapter 3

General P.O.V

Kristen finally finished her lousy bandaging job.

"I'll be right back." She said as she got up from the bed. "I'm going to grab a thermometer, some water, and some Tylenol."

Hiei didn't reply.

Kristen turned around and walked out the door. Hiei listened as her footsteps echoed down the hallway.

Hiei's P.O.V

Hiei was trying to remember how he got to this strange place… What had happened? He was also trying to figure out what the girl said earlier, about him being an Anime character and everything. The girl told him that her name was Kristen while she was bandaging him. What a strange name. His head started to spin.

Just what the hell is going on? He thought.

Then he remembered. A stranger, a battle, a flash of lightning and darkness. But where were the others? They were there with him so why weren't they with him then? It was obvious to him now that he was transported to a different dimension but why?



General P.O.V

Kristen returned a few minutes later with all the items that she said she would. She took Hiei's temperature (even though Hiei was stubborn about it) which turned out to be a nice toasty… 108 degrees…. Hiei had to explain to her that 108 was his normal temperature (she had to of course convert it into Celsius first) in his own sarcastic way while she was having a spaz attack. Hiei of course refused the Tylenol that Kristen tried to give him but he did drink the water when she offered it.

Then Kristen walked up to her bookshelf/dresser and she pulled out a paperback book.

"What is that?" Hiei asked in his usual sarcastic tone that he almost always uses.

"You're debut volume." Kristen replied. "Would you like to read it?"

Then she held it out in front of his face. On the cover was a cartoon picture of Yuskue and the words:

Yu Yu Hakusho Volume 3

By Yoshiro Togashi

Hiei tried to snatch it from her hands but he was to slow. Kristen lifted it up out of his grasp. Hiei glared at her. He opened his mouth to make a threat but she beat him to the punch.

"First things first." She said. " I have some questions for you and I want some answers."

Hiei glared at her. His jaw clenched.

"Chill out won't you?" She asked. "We can make it a game if you want… Like 20 questions."

"I refuse to play this nonsense game with you. Now give me the book before I strangle you." He threatened, reaching for the book again. But this time he was extremely fast but Kristen took a step back so that she was out of his reach.

"Now that's not very nice." She said. " What's so difficult about answering a few questions? And unless by some miracle you're able to magically stand up by yourself I don't think that you'll get this book anytime soon." She mused.

"Fine I'll play your stupid game human." He growled. "But I am not answering 20 questions."

"All right." Kristen said. "How about 10?"

"Five." He growled.

"10." She replied. Crossing her shoulders across her chest. The book was still in her right hand. "Take it or leave it."

Hiei just continued glaring at her. So she took that as an unspoken agreement for ten questions.

Here goes nothing. She thought.

"All right." She started. "How did you get here?"

"You drug me here yourself." He smirked. "There goes question number one."

Kristen narrowed her eyebrows. But she didn't argue.

" I meant how did you get here? How did you get to this dimension" She asked more forcefully.

"I don't really know." Hiei replied. The smirk was still on his face. He was definetly amused now. "All that I remember is an enemy demon, a flash of lightning and darkness. That's question numbers two and three human."

Crap he's right! Kristen thought. I need to be careful with how I phrase these.

" Is there any way for you to contact the Spirit World?" She aked.

Hiei thought about this for a moment. " Yes there is." he replied.

A few seconds passed and nothing else was said. It took Kristen a few second to realize that he had already answered since she thought that he would elaborate.

Okay Mr. I think you're stupid demon. Was anyone else from the gang with you before you were sent here? She asked with her mind because she was too irritated to talk.

Baka. He replied. Yes they were there.

Do you know where they are now? She asked.

No. He replied. Only four questions left human.

Umm well…. Kristen thought. Have you and another member of the gang ever umm…… Been together?

If it was possible, Hiei's glare seemed to intensify. The smirk was definetly off his face now.

Three questions left. He thought.

I'll take that as a no.. Kristen thought. Have you told Yukina you're her brother yet or no.

Hell no. He replied.

Kristen back tracked a little bit.

How are you going to contact the Spirit World? You said that you could earlier but I can't see you carrying around one of those pink compacts…

Hiei rolled his eyes.

Yes I do have one of those wretched pink compacts. But only because Koenma and Kurama kept on irritating me for not having one. I don't know why I even agreed with them. He explained. You have one question left.

Suddenly there was a loud bang throughout the house. It was the unmistakenable sound of the front door swinging open.

Crap! Kristen thought. Michael's home!

Hn? Hiei asked.

My older cousin. Crap he's home from work now! What am I supposed to tell him? What am I going to do? She thought.

Hn? Hiei thought.

You know that you are not helping right now right?

Hn?

Kristen rolled her eyes and decided that she was just going to ignore him.

I could just take the classic fan fic approach. Yes… I can just say that he's an exchange student and we're his host family. Michael would possibly believe that… If he asks why is he here in the middle of the summer I could just say that he's attending some summer classes with me… And if he asks if Aunt Susan and Uncle Allen know I'll just say that they forgot to tell him. Thank God that they're on those long business trips for the next two months!

Suddenly Kristen's bedroom door swung open and Michael walked in. He looked a lot like Kristen with his ginger hair and freckles. The only difference between them was that he was about four inches taller and he had sharp green eyes instead of blue.

"Hello. What's going on in here?" He said as he absorbed the scene in front of him.

"Michael this is Hiei." Kristen began to explain.

Michael's eyes went wide when he saw Hiei.

"What he hell is that!" He shouted, pointing at Hiei.

"Kristen stared at him slack jawed. Even Hiei looked surprised.

"What is that monster doing in the house Kristen." Michael shouted.

Behind her Kristen heard Hiei chuckle. She turned around with a puzzled look on her face.

"Oh I get it now." Hiei said with an amused tone. "He's gifted with the second sight. He can see my true form."

Suddenly an image of what Hiei was talking about flashed across Kristen's mind. Hiei's true form. The one where he has green skin and eyes all over his body.

This can't be good. Kristen thought. Well telling him that Hiei's an exchange student now won't work so I guess I'm going to have to tell him everything. This is going to be a long night.

A couple of hours later

It took Kristen quite a long time get Michael to calm down and explain everything to him. Hiei of course was greatly amused by the whole thing which left Kristen with the desire to smack him. His little smirk was gone though as soon as she told him that she wouldn't give him the book since she never asked him her 10th question. This left Hiei in a foul mood.

Michael left the house after Kristen finished explaining to him there current situation. He said that he needed a breath of fresh air.

Hiei was now once again alone in Kristen's room.

Kristens P.O.V

Kristen picked up Hiei's shredded leather jacket from where she left it in the garage. Then she shoved her hand into one of the pockets and smiled when she felt something smooth and round. She pulled it out and saw that it was a Hiei's little pink compact communicator.

"Bingo." She said softly. Then she flipped it open. One the top half of the compact where there would've been a mirror was a liitle screen and on the bottom haf of the compact were different color buttons… Without any labels.

Kristen sighed. Then she walked back into the house.

I need to give this to Hiei so that I can find out what's really going on. She thought as she walked down the main hallway to the other side of the ranch style house. She stopped in front of her bedroom door and opened it, only to find Hiei standing up and reading Yu Yu Hakusho volume 3.

He turned around to look at her when she entered, and he saw the compact in her hands.

"Feeling better already?" Kristen asked as she approached him. " I thought that it would at least take another day before you could get up."

"Well you're wrong of course." He replied in his "I'm better than you so shut up" tone.

"You also cheated." She stated. "I've never asked my 10th question."

"I never agreed that you could ask me 10 questions." He replied.

Kristen knew that he was right. She did assume that he said yes even though he never actually did.

Kristen held out the compact.

"And just what do you expect me to do with that?" He asked.

"I want you to call Spirit World of course." She replied. "Don't you want to find out what's really going on?"

Bandaides: Well that's it for this chapter. Little did you all know that while you were reading this you gave me possesion of your minds!! Remember to reveiw this story and that fool Sbe will of course have the pleasure of reading them. Remember this is her first stors so she'll like to hear your comments positive or negative.

(James walks in)

James: So this is where Sbe spends most of her time... Hey look a computer! (Shoves Bandaides out of the way).

Bandaides: shouldn't you be stuck in a well somewhere? Any way my mindslaves tune in next time where sbe will finally explain what happened to Hiei. And thank you for the reveiws that have already been posted!