Authors Note: I know a lot of you have been inspired by my literary masterpieces, but piss off cuz I dun care. This chappy is tres emotional and scary.
CHAPTER FOUR
Bellz froze in her footsteps. "What the shit? Where's Haggy? I was gonna sell the beast on yahoo"
"Look!" exclaimed LeeLee. She pointed to the firegrate where Voldymort was usin da floo network to steal Haggelward!
"Oh No!" Screamed Bella Nutella "Your curtains are so ugly!"
"Bella you are a terrible bi product!" yelled Edward. He punched her in the boob. She fell down the stairs and into the dog crate. Alice locked it up and Emma through it out the window into a garden of thorns.
A few days later, Bella walked out of the crate, she was missing a leg and part of her neck. "I have to go on a quest to find Hagellward Janis Joplin Cullen-McGladysdale-Swan. Crap. But I need some form of transportation!"
Billy Black rolled up. "Bella, you can ride me!"
"No, that's ok."
As Billy began to wheel away, Bella came up with a better idea. She took out her blunt instrument; a box of lead and threw it at Billy. Then she stole his wheelster and rolled up the hill as Esme followed her with a boom box playing inspirational music.
Isabella "Izzy" Cullen was gonna find HJJCMGS if it was the last thing she would do.