A/N:WASN'T DAT DEEEE BOMB! D-lichus. BWARE! SPOOOOKY CHAPPY AHEAD THIS IS NIZOT FOR DE FEIGNT HEARTERD.
Jingle Bellz was wheelin and feelin fine when all of the sudden... a snowy owl named Heath pawned her in the face. She died.
Well... almost.
She was soo embarrassed that she tuberculosis and a minor case of scarlet fever. So, she called up a greyhound to drive her back to her home, a luscious ranch in Oshawa.
Ezmay was eating Heath when she realized she had to continue Belly's nutritious quest to find Haggelward! *insert spooky music here*
Toute a coup a genie came out and slaped esme across the face.
"YOU DIRTBAG! I HATE YOU BELINDA! YOU CHEATED ON YOUR SATs!"
"How did you find me Rasputen?!"
"Via my good source, the sorcerer Shia LaBoeuf."
"Not SHIA!!!!!!!!"
THE END
WASN'T THAT AMAZIN?!? SEND ME REVIEWS PLEAZE!!!
(if you don't, you and your family will be cursed by Madam Zeroni forever!!!!)
Jk jk jk ;p I lurve u bebes ( P )