Alright…….here's chapter 2. I can't wait till I start getting reviews from fans. But anyway….Robin and the gang have a big situation for themselves. Can they handle it? Is Robin willing to help them besides the cruel past he's had with the Joker? You're probably expecting a battle against the Joker immediately but……
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Chapter 2
"Explanations"
"What do you mean a lot of work?" asked Beast Boy. "We're dealing with a guy in high heels!!!...We can take him…….just like Cyborg said."
"Enough talking." said Robin. "I'm the one who knows him…And I'm the one who's faced him…..many times!!!"
"Yeah…. With Batman's help..." said Raven
"What did you just…? You know what…You guys meet me outside in an hour."
"OK!!" yelled Starfire.
Raven goes to her room and Starfire watches TV. But beast Boy and Cyborg just stand there. Suddenly they hear "banging" outside.
"Beast Boy"
"I already know what you're thinking Cyborg."
Beast Boy turns into a fly and flies outside to see what Robin is working on.
"Great mother of pearl!!!!"
SWAT
Robin puts away his fly swatter….Beast Boy's out cold.
1 hour later
The Titans stand outside waiting for Robin's command (Beast Boy is still injured but he's listening)
"Why are we outside?" asked Starfire
"Alright you guys... it's about time I "teach" you about what we're dealing with."
Robin points to a chalkboard (which stretches 4 meters long) and begins to talk….
Robin's Lecture
"Alright …as you already know the name of our villain is The Joker. And after being with Batman, I know A LOT about him.
Joker's stats/ info/strengths/weakness
Very intelligent
Unlimited Gadgets
Access to Venom and Gas that will make you laugh to death (emphasis on death)
Expert in chemical warfare
Expert in psychological warfare
Weaknesses……none (as of now)
Partners: Harley and sometimes guys off the street
Rating his insanity (from 1 to 10)……..100
"But you said he was intelligent…" said Cyborg
"Shut-up!!! I'm not finished!!!"
1 hour later
End of Lecture
"So…..can we take him know?" asked Raven.
"We wait for him to make the first move…." said Robin.
3 Days later
"Where is he?..." asked Starfire.
"Just wait……"
"Alert…Alert…. Alert" (The Titans look at the computer)
"See…..I told you we should wait….. It's……………Plasmas?"
The rest of the Titans shake their heads and head towards the city. (Ironically, the city hasn't suffered a single scratch……..Plasma is just standing there….talking to someone)
(Plasmas speaking) "Roar blah bloo rrrrr…."
"I said….What kind of villain are you?" asked Joker
"TITANS Attack!!" yelled Robin.
"Hmmm…..this might get messy." The Joker tries to leave but is stopped by Cyborg. (With his gun pointed at him)
"Can't we all just………I don't know….get along?"
Just as Cyborg gets ready to shoot Joker….Plasmas falls on top of him.
Starfire goes after Plasmas but….
"Hey Starfire…."
(The Joker has Balloons in his hand)
"Starfire gets ready to attack him….but can't resist the pretty colors..
The Joker gives her a balloon and tries to run away again…..only to run into Plasmas
"Roar blah rrrr bloo."
(Balloons pop)
"You know…..I could use someone like you……your big…..muscular….you even have acid."
"Blah…"
"Behind me you say?"
Beast Boy (a T-Rex) swipes his tail…..cutting Plasmas in half but missing the Joker.
"Can't you see we're talking?"
"Don't let his manner fool you Beast Boy!!!" yelled Robin.
"Wanna here a few jokes?" asked Joker
Beast Boys turns into a puppy and his eyes light up.
"Did you say……..jokes?"
(Beast Boy thinking) Clowns tell the best Jokes…..this is gonna be……great….I'm so…..excited.)
"How many --
(Before I continue…it should be mentioned that Raven decided to go home and Starfire is trying to care for Cyborg's injuries. With her Balloon still in one hand…..Robin is still dealing with Plasmas……..Plasmas has just regenerated)
"How many tubes of laughing gas does it take to bring down a whole city?" asked the Joker.
"What's the answer?!!!" barked Beast Boy.
Then he takes out a tube and throws it on the ground…releasing some laughing gas…
He gets away without anyone noticing. Plasmas follows him…..along with two of his arms.
Robin gets rid of the gas with some sort of device….
Beast Boy, Starfire, and what's left of Cyborg come to their senses.
"Wow that joke was really funny!!! umm...oh..." said Beast Boy
Without saying a word…the Titans go home ( a few People are still laughing on the streets….even though the gas didn't reach them…..but that's another story)
Titan's Tower
The gang walks in...(Raven's sitting in the sofa...)
"So how'd it go?" asked Raven.
"Raven..?"
"Yes Robin…"
"Why?"
"Why what?"
7:00 P.M
Robin stands in the Kitchen huffing and puffing….
Starfire…tries to cheer him up with the balloon (it pops……she's devastated)
Cyborg tries to fix himself…
Raven is still sitting in the sofa…
Beast boy takes himself for a walk (without the leach of course) After 30 min he comes back…
Finally Robin speaks…..better yet... Yells.
"What were you guys thinking? Huh?"
No Reply...
"You guys are ridiculous!! I want an explanation of what happened today!!"
No Reply
"Answer me!!!"
"Azerath Metrion Zinthos"
It'd be impossible to explain what happened…. so let's just say Robin is unable to speak right now…
Meanwhile
"So Plasmas….Welcome to my lair (Joker can see the Tower from his lair) you're officially my new partner….. So... umm…….Do you like pie?"
Joker throws the pie in his face.
"Bloo blah?"
"Yes it's cherry flavored…."
Someone knocks on the door…
"Come in…"
A familiar face walks in…… carrying tools and holding a remote in his hand….a TV remote...
See Plasmas…. I told you the cable man would come….I found his number in the yellow book...
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Thoughts anyone? This chapter was a little shorter but…I hope you laughed…..three times……...twice…….at least once I'm sure... Well...hopefully. I know people waited for this chapter….for about 3 weeks or more…bear with me please. Stay tuned for the next Chapter… (yes I say it all the time) chapter 3 is gonna be funny. You should already know who the cable guy is…nuff said
Bran The Man