You've read four chapters so far……CONGRAJULATIONS
You've read four chapters so far……CONGRAJULATIONS! Now that I have your attention, it's time to get serious. Prepare for some……… (Just get on with the story you say?) Yeah, I should. My bad. I get caught up in the moment sometimes.
CHAPTER 5
" Teen Terrorist?"
The Next Day
"And that should do it; A brand new arm."
"Umm… Cyborg. It's bending the wrong way"
"This newly improved Cybernetic arm bends in any direction and it has a cannon just like my other one."
"It's just gonna get blown off again."
"(Sighs) Yeah your right….But what if I just—
"Dude… just forget it."
"Umm…excuse me." said Starfire. "Could you guys help clean up the shards of glass from the windows please? Raven won't come out of her room and Robin is still at his desk."
"What's the point." said Beast Boy. "When Joker and his gang attack again, the whole Tower may fall apart."
"I'll help you Starfire." said Cyborg.
Meanwhile Robin (angry as usual) holds his head and feels like yelling. It seems that no other villains have attacked the city. Frustrated at this, he's tempted to call Titan's East, but he holds back in doing so.
"Azerath Metrion Zinthos!!…… (Sighs)It's no use."
Someone knocks on her door…
"Who is it?"
"Me …."
"What do you want?"
"It's Robin…he's, well…he's pissed and he wants us to look at the Computer.Something came up."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Dude!! I can't take this anymore!! How does a Clown ruin our lives in less than a week!!" yelled Beast Boy.
Raven opens the door and walks in the kitchen where everyone else is. Robin tells them to look at the computer and see what's going on right now. They each go one at a time and come back to the kitchen.
Starfire goes first…
(Starfire thinking to herself) "Oh my. So this is the stupidity found on the Earth. I've never anything like it. This is what we're up against? I can see why Batman feels the way hhe does... It's worse than my family members."
Cyborg…
"…….Can someone please shut me down…..NOW!!"
Beast Boy…
"That is not Cool. Is he sick today or something?Why in the word are those two idiots still with him?"
Finally….Raven.
"Azerath Metrion Zinthos!! (Sighs) Glad that's over. How can Robin let us look at something so…so…Can one of you guys fix this computer……or buy a new one. It's done now."
"He's starting to get on my nerves now." said Robin. "I now know where the other villains are."
"Where?" asked Starfire. "It's always Joker and his gang….Where's Slade, Gizmo, or Trigun for that matter? Please, tell us. This is starting to be annoying now."
"I'm pretty sure that they... left the city after seeing this. Come on you guys. You know the drill.
Robin heads outside
"Here we go again." said Cyborg. "Another day, another headache,….Another—
Suddenly Robin rushes back inside breathing heavily.
"Dude, what happened?"
"Close the door NOW!! Forget the plan!!"
The Titans close the door and just stand there looking at it. Robin tells everyone to be quiet and says nothing else. It seems that after Robin went outside and saw them again…he changed his mind about pursuing them. Just the thought of it made him think of sticking his head in the water…..and trying to breathe it. 10mins pass, quickly. Then 20…30.
"Robin?" said Starfire.
"………"
"Can we go outside now and end this?"
"………"
DING DONG
"Beast Boy." said Robin putting on some shades and reclining in a chair.
"Yes Robin?"
"Long live the Titans." (Robin stares in space, and starts to think of the good times the team has had together.)
Raven answers the door and instantly passes out after lokking at him. Cyborg's circuits go haywire and he starts running around like a madman. He eventually runs into the wall and his body shuts down.(It's a safety precaution). Beast Boy keeps transforming ,uncontrollably.
"Hello everyone." said the Joker dressed differently.(a box in his hand)
"Hi…"said Control Freak
"Rrrrrrr…" said Plasmas
"Can you guys please go away." said Starfire trying to stay calm.
(Enough of the suspense …The Joker is dressed like an Amateur Super Hero. With a cape of course, he has Blue tights, purple underwear, and a " J " on his shirt.)
"Hello dear. We're selling, cookies, thingamajigs, and high-heel shoes in order to raise money for our criminal orginization. Would you like to help us out?"
(Beast Boy manages to control himself and gets down on his knees)
"Dude. WHY!! Why can't you let us be? Please, I beg you. Take yourself and your horrible existence SOMEWHERE ELSE!! I'm too young to die..."
"Don't fret my little green friend. You see, today's our day off. There's no fighting today."
"Then why the Frick are you wearing that!!"
(Starfire tries to bring Robin back to his senses)
"Like I said...it's my day off. I love wearing this."
"What's with the " J "?
"It's the name of our group...The " J " TEAM
(Robin mumbles to Starfire) "Here, take this. (Robin hands her some C-4 and a degnator.)
"Since when would you resort to Terrorist tactics?" asked Starfire.
"That man is a Terrorist. Stick it to his cape when they're not looking. It's small so he shouldn't feel it...You know what to do next." (Robin passes out)
Starfire actually agrees to do this. She's tired of the stress that the Joker has been putting on Robin. As Beast Boy pleads with the fools, Starfire heads outside through another door and sneaks up behind them and manages to stick the C-4 on his cape. She hides behind a rock and waits for them to leave the Front Door. For some strange reason, Beast Boy buys some cookies...and the Joker and his gang start to walk away from the door. Just as Starfire is ready to degnate it...it sticks to Plasmas after he passes beside him. She presses the button...
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How was that? My best Chapter yet!! Who knew that Robin keeps that in his toolbelt. Batman has taught him well. Don't worry about Cyborg and Raven...they're fine. Well, I think so. CHAPTER 6 is next...duh.
Bran The Man