Hi there! Wow it's nice to have fans! I'm really pleased with the people that faved my story and also with the ones with the story alert. But now I need some critics and compliments please! I'll post the other chap with the lemon, only if I get a last 5 reviews!!!!
Ah and it's my first time writing porn (XD) so don't cry if I mess up such a good plot XDDDD

Enjoy your lime. ^^

by KoNeKo – Chan

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Church Camp

Bye Sasuke-kun! - Há! That was easy, I'll just have to sit by another foolish woman, and there is another sin of mine. I kind of have some sadist issues, I love to gave these shit headed girls some fake hope and then break them down, I know, yeah I'm meanie, whatever, they call for it, c'mon , even you might've realized that I straight as a fucking circle!! Maybe that's the dobe's fault, but he is just too much, so pretty and innocent, he could turn CHUCK freaking NORRIS GAY! Awww! I must stop thinking about that; I got a hard on already! Damn, it won't come down! Think Sasuke, THINK. Shit father Iruka is coming ahh he's going to see it! Damn it! DEATH KITTENS!! Death kittens- shit is not working- ITACHI! NO! OROCHIMARU! NAKED OROCHIMARU!

–sight-
much better now.

Kukukukuku! My plan is working! You should've seen the blush in the dobe's face when he found out that he was going to sleep with me -soon to be in the literal meaning- Now he is changing his clothes…… HOLLY SHIT! That's not a body! THAT'S A FRAKING STATUE! It's like he have been sculpted by angels…

NAH! It's too sexy to be made by angels

- Caham! Can I have some privacy here Uchiha-san?
Oh damn he noticed, I must've been drooling, but come on! I thought he was going to be that cliché anime queers, but no. OH no! This guy is the truly description for the word "WOW".

He has perfect tan smooth skin, nice strong abs, delicious tan nipples, uhh his belly button, oh man! -You are probably a girl but anyway- I just want to bite him!

Hey he turned around, now I have a nice view, his waist band. Not such a big package I have to say, but I would just love to give him a blowjob.

- Err… Uchiha-san? Uchiha Sasuke-san? Are you ok?
Oh shit! I've must been shuted by two minutes. How can I get out of this? Gosh I'm starting to panic.
- Tsk, dobe.
Hell, better than nothing
-OI! Don't go judging people you don't know yet!
Hum… WAIT!!!!!!!WAS THAT A "YET"??? Was it? Does that means that he wants to know me better?? Ok Ok Calm down and answer him first.
- Whatever Uzuratonkachi- great job dumb ass, Sasuke idiot he will hate you now!
-Hum! - He turned his head away… damn!

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Well he finally fell asleep… looks like an angel to me… so freaking cute
-snort-
well…not so much.

BUT NOW IS TIME FOR PHASE 1. AKA: MOLEST THE DOBE WILE HE SLEEPS! In tree, two, one-
-SNOOORT BUMP-
WHAT THE HELL!?!? Oh my lord! Sasuke, breath! We just bumped on top of me!
-Hum ramen…-snuggle-
WAAAA!!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!? Ok… breathe in… breath out, now roll the dobe over and start the plan!
-Badump- Snort-
-Humph, heavy little bastard.

Now, for the fun part!

It's so strange that he can make me feel like this, I'm trying to control myself right now, I feel so nervous; I don't even know this Uzuratonkachi, I feel bad, I can't do this to him, but I can stop my own body anymore. My lips are now dry and my hands are shaking, but that don't stop me from touch his honey lips slightly; I get slowly close to the dobe's lips; and I stop. Looking at him intensely I put my mouth just above his. And then I seal this ephemeral moment with just a brush of lips, and I almost jump for surprise when I feel that Naruto is depending to the kiss, so I press my lips firm into his ad slowly caress his flat stomach under his t-shirt. He shivered. And so do I.

And with the gigantic conscience guilty on my shoulders I start to go upper with my hands and downer with my lips. I find my place sucking on his neck and keep massaging his pert nipples. Suddenly I hear a moan the height in my shoulders seem to increase and so does my excitation I tease his neck a little more than I decide to repeat the way that my hands have made, but, with my mouth, sucking every part of naked skin. Wile going up with my mouth I also start to undo his pants and slightly rub against his growing erection. He makes a little pleading sound when I got my tong close to one of his dark nipples, and moan even louder when I bite it and suck a bit.
My hands find it ways under his waistband; I pull it really carefully and got to see his tip. That definitely make me loose control, so once again I go down with my mouth and lick the pre cum off his length, just enough to make him shiver in response and arc his back slightly. Even if it's involuntary, I love the fact that he is letting himself get trapped by the fire of lust; and again I lick his extension, but this time I get to suck his head and start to bob my head up and down in a slow, steady and tortuous pace; and his moans got a higher tone, thanks god he have such a heavy sleep.
I work on him for like tree more minutes than I heard a muffled sound, it sounded like a groaned "what"
- Ah! Uhmmm… wha-what's going owwhmmm here!?
Finally awake, I lift my head slowly, licking all of his length in a teasing and erotic way. Look directly into his eyes, smirk and say in a bedroom voice:
- Hi there

It was a good choice to look up a little; it was nice to see his attempts to hold down a moan and try not to shiver.
I don't now if it was from pleasure.
I don't know if it was from fear.
I just now that it was sexy as hell.

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If you read trough here than I will be happy. If you are a weirdo that likes to read the author notes without read whole text… leave a comment saying if you liked the notes. IM FREAKING DESPERATE FOR REVIEWS!!!!!
And remember:
If life gives you lemons, make a yaoi lemonade, girl!

by KoNeKo – Chan