These are one shots about Sam and Ruby I wrote. the first one takes place during Red sky at Morning
Ruby was standing in a far of corner watching an elderly women getting 'friendly' with Sam. She watched as her hands traveled lower and lower until...Sam jumped and placed her hands back on his shoulders. She laughed at Sam's awkwardness toured her. He was stiff and un-comfortable and the woman was clearly drunk. He turned the women around and saw her watching him.
He told the women something and she walked over to the bar. Then Sam literary ran over to Ruby. "Sam you Tiger you." She said laughing. "Its not funny okay she wont stop touching me and Its getting really uncomfortable...I feel, I feel dirty and used." Sam said shuddering. With that Ruby laughed uncontrollably. She wiped a tear from her eye. "oh I'm sorry you look nice though" She added. "Don't be cute and wow you are wearing a dress ah-mazing really." Sam said. "Well Sam its a formal event...hey your girlfriend is coming back." Ruby said nodding over to the approaching women.
"Oh-no, Ruby you have to help me." Sam said ducking behind her "Here's some advice Sam, don't drink the wine she might have put something in it" Ruby said walking away. "Ruby please for the love of God help me" Sam begged his voice getting high. She look at him square in the eye which was a very bad move on her part cause he gave her those dewy puppy dog eyes and gave in. "What do I have to do" She sighed. "Just follow my lead." Sam said. The old women walked up to them. "Oh looks like your trying to steal my man" She said. "Actually Gert this is my fiancé Ruby she just flew in from are home in Boston.. I hope you don't mind my job keeps me on the road alot so I don't really have time to see her." Sam said. Gert look skeptical.
"How do I know that this is not some random floozy you just picked up" Gert said. "Hey who you calling a floozy you wrinkled-" Ruby began. "Easy Ruby" Sam told her quietly. "Because we have been In love since high-school" Sam said. "Really then prove it." Gert said. Ruby shrugged her shoulders and planted a loving and convincing kiss on Sam's lips. Sam had a Deer-caught- in- head -lights look on his face and Ruby smiled. "aw well I would love to know how you guys met." Gert said. "oh how we met uh well it was the first day of freshmen year and Ruby was walking down the hallway looking stunning and uh Honey why don't you tell the story. You do tell it better putting in all the little details" Sam said. Ruby glared at Sam
"Well I was walking down the hallway and Sammy here was a skinny little nerd with the tape holding the glasses together and everything. He ran right into me and the both of us where knocked down on the ground. Well to make a long story short that day he knocked me off my feet literally. Ever since then we've been un-separable." Ruby said putting her hand on Sam's hand. "oh well good thing you showed up cause I was just about to reel him in" Gert said. "Well you wanna know something Gert, Deep down Sam always had a thing for uh older women, But I did see that waiter over there checking you out. I hear he's 20 way younger then Sam." Ruby Said. "ohhh you think he wants me?"Gert asked Ruby. "oh yeah I think he totally wants you" Ruby said slyly.
Sam heard walking down the stairs. He looked over and Saw Dean and Bela coming down the stairs. Dean looked at Sam and Ruby. "who the hell-" Dean began. "Hey Dean Ruby showed up you know my soon-to-be-wife" Sam said. Dean scratched his head not getting his brothers signal. It came clearly to Bela. "Oh yes Ruby, I forgot you where coming how are you" Bela said. Ruby eyed her suspiciously. "Good I'm just peachy" Ruby said. "Well I'm gonna get Gert into a cold shower night boys see you back at the house." Bela said. "Yeah see ya" Dean said. He looked over at Ruby "wait your Ruby" he asked. "Well we know who the genius of the family is." Ruby said. Sam interrupted so things didn't go from bad to worse. "So Dean did you get the thing" Sam asked. "Yeah lets get out of here Sam" Dean said. "Hey I would be careful around this 'Bela', she has alota skeletons in her closet." Ruby said. "Okay Ruby thanks by the way" Sam said. "Any time Sam just give me a call when you need anything" Ruby said. She walked out the door. "She's a lifesaver." Sam said. "Dude please tell me that you don't have a thing for a Demon." Dean said. Sam was silent.
