Okay well here is wishful thinking, hope u enjoy

Knock knock knock

This had been going on for five minutes. Sam thought maybe just maybe the person outside would gain some common sense and leave. But he or she clearly weren't getting the message. He got up grabbed a shot gun and opened the door up a crack and put the gun in the persons face.

"Get that gun out of my face or I'll put it where the sun don't shine."

Sam laughed a little, he knew that voice real well. He opened up the door all the way to expose a small brunette covered in blood. Sam stopped laughing and got serious boyfriend look on his face.

"Ruby, what happened are you-"

Ruby raised her hand as a sign for him to stop talking. "I'm fine, I just got into a little fight. Nothing to worry about."

"Nothing to worry about it....Ruby look at youself. What did you fight?" Sam asked

"You wont believe me" Ruby protested

Sam folded his arms. "Try me."

"Okay I was attacked by a barbie ok. A life size homicidal Barbie" Ruby blurted out

Sam threw his head back and laughed. "Well if it makes you feel any better, Dean is out looking for a suicidal bear"

Ruby crossed her arms. "Yes, yes it does. Now if you don't mind I'm gettin' a shower." She said as she walked to the bathroom

"Can I join you?" Sam asked

"No, you can't" Ruby dead paned

"Fine" Sam said and put the tv on

Ruby took her time in the shower at least 30 minutes. She stepped out and grabbed a towel. She ran her hand over the mirror to clear the steam away and that's when she saw a very excited teenage boy behind her.

"Who the hell are you!" She yelled as she covered herself up

Sam hearing her yell ran in the bathroom and saw Ruby beating the boy with a toilet brush.

"RUBY!" Sam yelled

"Sam you better get this kid away from me before I rip him a new one" Ruby said

The boy looked at Sam and at Ruby. "I'm uh sorry I didn't think she could see me"

"You little perv" Ruby shouted and began beating him again.

Sam grabbed Ruby and held on to her tight. "I'll give you five seconds to leave, starting now" Sam growled covering Ruby up.

"I'm sorry I didn't know that you two where...." The kid started

"3....,2....," Sam said counting down

The boy took off with a yell. Sam looked at Ruby. "Told you that this was a strange town"